Ok to clear something up, Bulma looks like Vegeta and
Vegeta looks like Bulma to everyone else. Oh also I decided it's not going to
be Trunks' birthday, just a get together.
Bulma decided that she
better start cleaning because the party was at 3:00 and it was already 1:30.
Vegeta didn't know what to do, he couldn't train, or could he? He thought to
himself, 'Bulma is so weak, I guess I might as well strengthen her up…' and he
went outside to spar with an unseen partner. Bulma pressed a button and all of
her little robots went to work, and within five minutes everything was
sparkling, she sighed and pressed another. Then all the decorations were up.
She decided she better get ready, and then an idea popped in. She could hardly
ever get Vegeta to wear something nice, so since she was sort or controlling
his body she could! Bulma walked to her and Vegeta's bedroom and started
getting herself ready.
Vegeta
finally came in around 2:16 and went in search of Bulma. He found her in a pair
of black slacks, and a white t-shirt. Bulma turned around a smiled, "Ok let's
get you cleaned up!" She grabbed Vegeta two towels, a washcloth, some nice
soap, and some shampoo and pushed him into the bathroom. He finished in twenty
minutes and came out with a towel wrapped around himself. While he was in the
bathroom, Bulma had gotten out a black skirt and white sleeveless blouse. He
sighed and put them on then sat on the bed.
Bulma glared at him, "Sit with
your legs together deary!" He raised an eye at her and did as she said. She
then got behind him and started brushing his hair and put it into a bun. She
smiled at him and he just glared at her.
They went downstairs and
waited for everyone to arrive. Bra and Trunks were already down stairs and
looked at their parents wearily. Within four minutes the doorbell rang. Bulma
pushed Vegeta towards the door and he glared at her. He opened it to find Chi
Chi and Goten.
"Hi Bulma!" Chi Chi said.
"Hi Kakarott's Mate and Brat."
Vegeta managed, in a low growl.
"Bulma?" Chi Chi looked at
Bulma weirdly, "Are you ok?"
"Yes I am find sit down."
"Ok."
Bulma got up and walked over
to Vegeta and whispered hostilely, "Be nice! Just pretend to be me."
Vegeta just glared at her and
then smirked, "Fine." He turned and went to the door when the bell rang. It
happened to be Videl, Gohan and Pan. "Hey Girlfriend, Gohan and Panny-Chan,"
Vegeta ran out sounding like an Airhead. Gohan just looked oddly at whom he
thought was Bulma and nodded. Pan just glared at 'her' for calling her Panny,
she was sixteen. Vegeta showed them to their seats and smirked at Bulma who was
giving him the death stare. Vegeta walked back to the door, and did it again a
few more times until everyone was in the house that was supposed to attend. Bulma
thought for a second. She walked over to Gohan, Yamcha, Krillen, Trunks and
Goten. She smiled evilly and put one arm on Trunks shoulder, who flinched until
her realized who it was but flinched again when he started thinking about it
and the other on Goten's shoulder who did the same as Trunks.
"You guys know, you are my
best friends, if it wasn't for you, I'd be an egotistical, loud-mouth,
conceited jack-ass without friends. Thank-you you guys…" and Bulma started to
cry. Everyone backed away, for a second except for Trunks and Goten who were
sort of stuck and she hugged them. "Thanks," Bulma managed and then walked over
to where the women were standing. Trunks and Goten just sighed and started
shaking at the idea Vegeta just hugged them. The other three just looked
amazed. Bulma stood next to Videl, Pan, Bra, Vegeta, Chi Chi, Eighteen, and
Marron. Vegeta stared at Bulma wondering what she was thinking.
"Oh my Kami, Marron that is
the cutest little shirt I have seen, it just makes you look like an angel!"
Bulma did the little 'gay' hand thing and smacked her tongue in her mouth. Chi
Chi fell over, Eighteen, Marron and Videl just stared, Pan and Bra burst out
laughing and Vegeta glared at her.
"Pan that long hair does
wonders for your face too!" Bra just started rolling on the floor laughing
more, and Pan just stopped laughing and then started back up. "Well, I better
go check on the Buns, and the other foods, Love ya!" And Bulma went into the
kitchen. Vegeta started to growl and followed after her, but turned around and
decided to do something else. He walked over to the guys who were wide-eyed at
the site they saw. Vegeta walked up to Yamcha and slapped his ass. Yamacha
turned around and was about to say something but stopped.
"What was that for Bulma?" He
asked suspiciously.
"Oh nothing, I just felt like
it, your ass just looked so fine today. I've missed doing that." Vegeta said.
At that Bulma stomped out of the Kitchen wearing a pink frilly apron and
grabbed Vegeta's wrist.
"What was that for you jerk?"
Bulma asked.
"Nothing you baka onna."
Vegeta crossed his arms.
"I hate you Vegeta!"
"I hate you to woman!"
"Kami, why do I love such a
stupid, egotistical jack-ass," cried out Bulma.
"I don't know why you love me.
But I sure as hell don't love you!" Vegeta smirked, but instantly regretted
saying that.
"You… you don't?" The
waterworks started.
"Woman, I didn't mean it." And
Bulma ran up to her bedroom and shut the door. Vegeta turned to everyone else
and glared at them, "GO HOME NOW!" He bellowed.
Bra looked at her mother
strangely, "Where am I supposed to go?"
Trunks added, "Me too?"
"Just leave for now!" And
everyone left.
Once outside, Gohan looked at
Videl, "Was that the oddest thing? Bulma called Vegeta woman, and Vegeta called
Bulma Vegeta? And then Vegeta ran upstairs crying, hurt, and called Bulma an…"
He thought to himself.
Well I hope you like the second part. It was slightly
sad but oh well. Well, Cheese and Cheerios ~Megan
