Duo's Vacation

Duo got tried of being the God of Death, he was just plain tried of blowing up stuff,
so he took a vacation in the Bahamas. " Ahh.. One week of not being in space. Time relax!"
Duo put on his dark shades, " Its dark.. I think I bought the worng kind of shades, they're extra dark."
He took them off to see something ugly. "AHH! ITS RELENA!!" he hid behind a tree. " My Vacation is ruined!"
" AAHH! IS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DARK! WHO TURNED OUT THE SUN!?" Relena cried. " Miss Relena, you are waering sunglasses!"
said one of her assitants. "oh, I dont see!" said relena, being the idiot she is.
Duo sighed," A perfect Vacation in the Bahamas, ruined because some idiotic monkey came by!"
Duo kicked the tree, duo thought to himself,"Ok Duo, this is the perfect vacation and I'm NOT going to let
some idiotic monkey ruin it. So don't lose your cool duo 'ol pal."
Duo dashed off to the nearest hotel. " I would like a room please, my name is Duo Maxwell"
"oh, Duo Maxwell, you booked a room weeks ago, we have ready and prepared." the clerk said.
"thanks" DUo was handed the key and he dashed up the stairs holding onto his luggage. He opened the doorhis room,
dropped his luggage and jumped on the bed." ahh... time to relax.." Seddnly there was this terrible noise!
Duo ran to his door and opened it. His mouth dropped, it was that idiotic monkey, Relena, and she was across the hall from
him! " ARRGG!" He took a deep breathe, "Remember, don't lose your cool!"
Relena walked down the smooth flat rug and tripped, dropping all her luggage.Duo closed the door and laughed, " WHAT AN IDIOT!"he fell back in his bed.
"MAybe it wont be so bad after all..."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~3 days later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"well only 4 days of my vacation left. Today I go scubadiving, Relena would never find me!"
~~~~~~~~~~~ in relenas dumb room~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
" Only 4 days left of my vaction! Im going scubadiving today! YAY!"
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Duo arrived when Relena arrived to get the scuba gear. " AH! its relena!" said Duo.
Duo got his scuba gear and put it on, he dived into the water and swam down. He spotted a tiger shark,
"ahh the perfect killer for relena" From out of nowhere he held a sign that said,
" GO ATTACK RELENA!"
The shark nodded, and as soon as relena jumped in, she saw the shark."Aww! A dolphin with big stripes on its back and razor sharp teeth!"she swam down to pet it,then the shark bit her.
Duo waved by to the shark as he beat up relena. He got out of the water and went back to the hotel..
~~~~~~~~~~~last day~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Duo packed his stuff up and got on the plane. " my vacation is over. but im gonna take another one! this time in Europe!
Relena will never fine me!!" Duo sat in the air plane happy that relena's flight was delayed.

Relena sat in her stupid pink limo, she opened the door and dashed out. She stood right in front of the limo, she got run over and died.

When duo got home, it was in the newspaper that relena peacecraft died.
There was a picture of her tomb stone that said, " we knew ye well, but we thought you were and idiot and we burried ye with icy stuff you dont want to know... 42!!"

"riigghhhttt.. NOw I'll have a pleasent Vacation!!"

THE END!!!