unpredictable missions
Disclaimers: I don't own any of the Gundam wing crew sniffles> I would love to borrow, Wufei & Duo ^-^

Unpredictable Missions by ~*Nataku*~


Heero was in his room, relaxing after a long mission, which could have gone better, never the less they completed it. He sat up straight in his computer chair running his hand through his hair in what seemed to be some sort of anxiety waiting for the new mission that J was supposed to have sent to him 30 minutes ago.

Duo entered the room he shared with Heero, eating a tuna sandwich he was also carrying one for his friend. "Here" he said as, he ate his own. Heero just looked at him blinking, as if this was the first time Duo had ever bothered to make him anything to eat. "What's in it?…. poison?…" Heero smirked slightly as he took the sandwich from Duo.

"Ha ha ha very funny Heero." He seemed a little distracted with his food, rather than take Heero's joking personally. "So what's the new mission J's sending?" Duo said with a mouth half full of his snack. Heero frowned and replied "I don't know, but knowing J, it's probably something we don't want to do".

Suddenly Heero's laptop began making phone call rings. Heero spun round and clicked the animated phone. J's image then showed up on his laptop.

"Heero, your next mission requires extreme measures. You must infiltrate Miss Relena's school. We have found some disturbing information that Dorothy seems to be leaking information to OZ. We are not sure as to how she has managed to fool Miss Relena's security systems, along with Noin & Paagen. Those two seem to be able to interfere with hackers in the mainframe, stop them from getting important information.

In order for all you Gundam pilots to infiltrate this school successfully you will all need…" at this moment J's expression turned from serious to non-stop laughing. He soon managed to get his laughs under control but he failed to stop the small giggles that followed. He cleared his throat and continued, "…. You will all need to dress as young students…"

Heero frowned, "That doesn't sound any different from any other missions you have sent us on before…." J cut him off there , looking slightly annoyed that the Japanese youth had interrupted him. "Heero let me finish, yes it isn't much like any other mission except this time you all have to be dressed in female uniform." At this point Heero and Duo's faces went pale as the color drained from them rapidly.

"NA….NANI?!!?" Heero almost screamed in chorus with Duo. Duo then fainted and hit the floor with a loud "thud". Heero looked as though he'd do the same.

Wufei, Trowa, and Quatre all ran to the room, hearing Heero and Duo both near-enough-scream along with a loud bang. Wufei walked into the room and looked at Heero then glanced at the floor. There sure enough was a pale faced unconscious Duo. Heero didn't look any better himself. They both looked as though they had seen ghosts.

"Heero,…. What's wrong? We heard you screaming…. And what's wrong with the braided baka?" Wufei inquired. He then walked over to Duo and nudged him with his foot, sure enough Duo didn't move. Quatre ran over to Duo, propping him up against his bed. He then glanced over to Heero , looking rather worried. He stood up and walked over, waving his hand in front of his face a few times.

"Earth to Heero!!…. Hey, Heero , snap outta it, please!" Quatre begged.

Heero moved from the hand that was waving in front of his face, he blinked a few times and then noticed the rest of the Gundam pilots. "Huh?" he said while looking rather confused. Wufei frowned. "What did you scream for?" he asked sounding annoyed.

Heero moved allowing Wufei to sit down in the computer chair , to read the new mission. Soon enough Wufei's face became pale. "Oh, dear, God. That's way too degrading , and dishonorable ….. dress like a woman!? …..that kisama is going to pay!" Wufei then stood up and walked off to his room and shut the door with a loud bang. Quatre flinched at the sound of Wufei's door being slammed shut.

"Hey Trowa could you get Duo an ice pack I think he hit his head hard" Quatre couldn't help but look worried for his fellow pilot. "Sure." Trowa replied. He then walked off to the kitchen and soon returned with the ice pack for Duo. Quatre applied it to Duo's head as he looked at Heero with concern visible on his face. "You okay Heero?" "...Hn.." was all the reply Quatre received.