Title: Episode
one: Just an occasional homicide
Author: Valleri Lynn MoonStorm and Adiline Star MoonStorm
E-mail: Valleri@scousegit.com
Rating: G
Classification: Humor, Horror
Spoilers: Everything.
Disclaimer: They're not mine. I couldn't get that lucky.
Author's Notes: This is an idea I (Valleri) came up with, and with some help
from my non-Mac/Harm-shipper-sister, we have pulled it off. Oh, and no offence
or anything, but FLAME TO THE NON-MAC/HARM-SHIPPER-PEOPLE!!! Sorry.
Summary: There
is a fine line between genius and insanity. Adiline and Valleri walk it well.
***
12 June 2001
1400 Hours
Donald
Bellisario's office
Donald Bellisario handed over the
signed papers to Valleri. With her signature it would be finalized. She quickly
signed it, and handed the papers to her sister, Adiline, to put in a
safe-keeping box. And so the deal was set. Whoever those papers were in the
possession of, they would own JAG. And so, with only the two sisters knowing
the whereabouts of the documents, Valleri Lynn MoonStorm and Adiline Star
MoonStorm owned JAG. (music in the background: dun dun DUUUUNNNN!!!)
***
13 June 2001
0900 Hours
The Writers Room
Adiline
and Valleri sat down in the old writers room, having fired them all, and
started on their first script, re-writing Adrift II.
"Okay,
Harm gets found, and runs into the chapel at the last possible moment and yells
'I OBJECT!'" Valleri started 'brain'storming.
"No,
no, no, see, you aren't being creative!" Adiline said as a wide grin
spread across her face.
Valleri raised
an eyebrow at her non-shipper sister, "And your idea would be???"
Adiline
continued, "Mic actually doesn't care anything about Mac, he just
wants to marry her so they can be Mic and Mac. You see, he's really a cross
dresser at night, and when Mac finds this out, she calls off the wedding."
Valleri
nodded in approval, "I never liked Bugme anyways… Then what?"
Adiline
jumped from her seat and started pacing the room, lost in thought. "Well… When
Harm gets found and returns home, the Admiral calls him away on a secret
mission with the accompaniment of Bugme, Renee and Krennick."
"But
Krennick isn't JAG anymore. And Renee doesn't even work for JAG?!?!"
Valleri burst out.
Adiline
held her hand up to silence Valleri, then continued, "If you're a big
enough shipper, then you'll figure out how to get them on the plane. Now let me
continue with the story so you'll understand. Harm is assigned to fly a TomCat
to Russia, where he will get shot down," Adiline almost laughed at Valleri
gasping at the thought of Harm getting hurt. "Harm already knows he will be
fired at though, and will eject and return to America. So then, if any of the
three survive the crash, the Russians will take them, and torture them, trying
to find out American secrets, which they don't even know."
Valleri
smiled at the shipper ending her sister had implied. Then, a sudden, concerned
look crossed her face. "But he wouldn't crash Renee, it's his
girlfriend." She said in disgust.
Adiline
sat back down in her chair and looked at Valleri. Valleri shivered at the look
of evil in Adiline's eyes when she said, "Well then, we'll just have to find a special
way to kill Renee." Valleri smiled. At least her evil was directed at a good
cause.
"Let's
see. Then that would leave Renee, Mac and the Admiral alone together. The
Admiral walks in, and out of the blue, shoots Renee. The he gets a wide grin on
his face. And it's justifiable homicide because Renee was attacking Mac, right?"
Valleri
grinned at her sister. There was a fine line between genius and insanity, and
Adiline walked it well. "Sounds good to me!"
The
two, now having decided the plot, sat down to write the episode entitled 'Just
an occasional homicide'.
***
September 2001
1900 Hours
Every JAGnick's
TV set in America
Adiline
and Valleri sat close to the TV, waiting for their first creation to be aired.
A look of evil could be seen in Adiline's eyes and the plane went down, while
Valleri was just relieved when Harm was safe.
Once
the episode ended, Valleri turned to Adiline with a look of shippereyness in
her eyes and said, "I have an idea! How about we kill Mac off so thet her and
Harm don't get married!!!" (music in background: dun dun DUNNNNNN!!!!!)
See the next
chapter for a continuation…