Optimus Primal: (Goes to mailbox){Hums} Lets see what's in the mail today: Bill-plumbing, Bill-electricity, Bill-Clinton, 101 Stupid Things To Do, Right Now-Idiotsgalor, Crap-Crap, We Will Kill You Soon-SonofaBitchneighbors. (Pauses, widens eyes) You Can Have Your Own Radio Show For FREE!-Some Guy.....HOLY SHIT!( Runs in base) Maximals, we're gettin' a radio show!
Maximals:(Put guns to their heads)*clickclackwiggle*
Optimus Primal: Come on!...Fine! Be that way.(Sits down and reads the letter for the hell of it. Gives the rest to Dinobot, who chews the letters up a bit and swallows them) ...Blahblahblah...ANY RATING?!!!! G to NC-17???????!!!!!! Guys!....
About 2 hours later...
Cheetor: So, we can say ass, nipples and wiener? COOL!
Rhinox: Uhhhhhh, you can do that.
Optimus Prime: Uh, how come I don't get a part? (Scratches eyepatch)
Rattrap: Hey, what happened to Grimlock? And what happened to your eye?
Optimus Prime: Grimlock took a nap...thats all you need to know... And I was in a fight with a mighty eagle off the cost of the Carribean. I killed the bastard, but no before he got me eye.
Rattrap: There aren't any eagles there, what really happened?
Optimus Prime: I got drunk and passed out and a bird crapped in me eye...it was me first day with the light saber.
Rattrap: O-K...
Cheetor:(Calls Predacons) Hey Megs, wanna be on our radio show?--OK, see ya at Station587875
Maximals: (point guns at Cheetor)*clickclackwiggle*
Cheetor: Crap...
About an hour later
Optimus: (on radio) Ok...We are the Transformers... and today's topic...love and sex! For 30 minutes, we will be listening tooooooo the stuff you have to say!
*bell rings*
Stephanie: Yeah, like my name is like you know, like blahblahblah...
Tarantulas: WORDS, please!
Maximals: (point guns at Cheetor)*clickclackwiggle*
Silverbolt: Are you hot?
Blackarachnia: (Points bullwhip at Silverbolt) *wiggle*
Silverbolt: (Smiles like an idiot nancy-boy) FAX US A PICTURE OF YOURSELF!!!!!!!
*snapsnapsnap* Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.
Stephanie: Like, OK...I geuss
Tarantulas: (Takes picture from fax machine tray, passes picture around.)
Maximals/Predacons: Yeah, alright, wow...
Silverbolt: YOU LOOK FUCKING HOT!!!!!! *snapSNAPSNAP* {OoO} That feels GOOD!
Blackarachnia: WHAT?! Thats it. You're sleeping on the floor. You are suspended from the bed!
Silverbolt: (Runs up to microphone.) Stephanie?
Stephanie: Li-ike, what?
Silverbolt: You're ugly!
Stephanie: Huh?
Blackarachnia: Na-yeah, good enough apology.
Optimus Prime: OK, Stephanie, what didja you want to ask us?
Stephanie: Huh? Oh yeah, well, like my boyfriend, OK?, is nervous, OK?, about having sex.
Silverbolt: What? Dump the chump!
Stephanie: Like no!
Airazor: Did you try talking to him?
Stephanie: Like, yeah...
Airazor: Did it work?
Stephanie: Like, what do ya mean?
Airazor: Did he happily screw you?!
Stephanie: *sigh*[Sadly] No...
Airazor: Didn't work for me either.
Silverbolt:(Stares at Tigertron)
Tigertron: .......What? I was scared! She was being a bitch!
Silverbolt: That's the point!
Blackarachnia: You like me being a bitch?
Silverbolt:(Smiles like an idiot) Yeah! It turns me on!
Blackarachnia: ...Put this collar on...
5 minutes later...
Silverbolt: (On the floor, severely damaged from bondage) Hell...yeah...
Blackarachnia: Stephanie, this may sound weird to you but, first off, are you a virgin?
Stephanie: No.
Blackarachnia: Good. Listen, on your next date, tell him to come pick you up. Got that? Good, well, when he comes, grab him, and pull his cloths off...
2 minutes later...
Stephanie: Like, I never thought of that! Or next date is today, *urk* like shhh! He's here.
For the next 10 minutes, all is heard form the speakers at the station is girly man screams....
10 minutes later...
Stephanie: Like, he liked it! Thanks!
Blackarachnia: Anytime!
Optimus Primal: Well, that's all the time we have!
Depth Charge: WHAT? THA F@#$! THAT WAS F&^%ING SHORT! AND WHY THE F%&& DO I GET THE F$%^ING CENSORS????!!!!!
