What would happen if the boys went putt putting? You'll never know if you don't read! Non-Yaoi review and make an author happy!
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Words: 772 - Reviews: 3 - Published: Jun 12, 2001 - id: 315035
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Putt Putt
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Putt Putt
"Five for
Putt putt please!" Quatre said to the attendant. Quatre and the boys then each
picked a ball. Quatre picked a hot pink one. Duo picked a black one. Heero
picked a green one. Trowa picked a yellow one and Wufei picked an orange one.
(Only 'cause that was the only color left. He did argue that it was a color for
onnas but he didn't really have a choice.) They then picked their clubs. Duo
picked a club and started to swing it around. He accidentally hit a glass jar
with business cards in it onto the floor. Duo quickly hid the club behind his
back and walked over to Wufei. "Wufei did you just knock that jar on the
floor?" Duo asked loudly. "Wufei looked up from the club he was studying with a
confused look on his face. "No?" he said. Just then the manager came out and
noticed the jar. "All right! Who knocked this jar on the floor?" he asked.
Wufei had gone back to looking at his club and Duo was pointing at Wufei.
"Young man." He manager said. Wufei looked up. "Yes." He said. "I need to talk
to you." He said walking to his office. "But I didn't do anything." Wufei
defended. "Just come with me." The man said. "Its injustice I tell you! You are
baka Duo! Did you here me? A baka!" Wufei yelled as he followed the man into
the office. Quatre shrugged and led the way out the door. Heero said he would
keep score so they let him go first. "Heero you don't have a club!" Quatre
said.Heero shrugged and pulled one out
of his spandex shorts. Heero then putted a hole in one, what a surprise! Quatre
went next and he got a par. Trowa wasn't so lucky and he got a bogey. Duo went
next and took about five minutes to get ready. "Its putt putt just go!" Heero
said. Duo went and after about ten minutes the boys had left Duo to finish on
his own and they went on to the next hole. When the boys were on the third hole
Duo come running up. "What did you get on the first two holes?" Heero asked
planning to fill out Duo's space on the little scorecard. "Oh well I only did
the first hole. I haven't done the second hole yet." Duo said. "I just came to
tell you how I did on number one." Heero waited. "Well?" he asked. "23!" Duo
said proudly. Quatre laughed and Heero raised an eyebrow as he wrote the score
down. "So now I'm winning right?" Duo asked. "Yes Duo. You're winning!" Heero
said. Duo smiled big and went to play the second hole. "Heero why did you lie
to him?" Quatre asked. "It's the person with the least number of shots that
wins. Not the other way around." Quatre said. "Just let him think that he's
winning." Heero said putting another hole in one.
Heero
looked at his watch for the third time. "It's been 30 minutes since we
finished. Where is Duo?" he sighed. Just then Duo walked up to the group. "Hey!
So did I win?" He asked. "Yes Duo you won." Heero said. "Whoopee!" Duo said as
he hugged Heero. "Get off of me!" Heero said as tried to pry Duo off of himself.
"Sorry!" Duo said. Just then Wufei walked up to the group. "Hey Wufei! Guess
what? I won!" Duo said. "Well there's a surprise." Wufei said. "Let me see the
scorecard." Heero handed Wufei the scorecard and Wufei looked it over. "Yeah
you won." Wufei said looking at Duo. "You won last place." "Last place!" Duo
said. He looked around at his friends. "Is it true?" He asked. They nodded. Duo
then walked quietly inside and started to play video games. "So how did it go
with the manager?" Trowa asked Wufei. "Fine. We worked it all out. It was just
a misunderstanding and I think Duo has some explaining to do!" Wufei said as he
walked into the building. The boys watched from inside as Wufei walked up
behind Duo and pulled out a knife. I think you can guess what came next…
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