Love Bites
by Cybermum
Chaotica's Bride surveyed her domain
And laughed with delight as her erstwhile swain
Grimaced and writhed in frustration and pain
As he fought for his life, it turned out, all in vain.
"I cannot imagine what really transpired
Is he done in for sure, or simply re-wired?"
"He's dead as a doormat, in fact he's expired."
"Now how did you do that?" young Proton inquired.
Arachnia gave Captain Proton a glance
And took a decidely captain-like stance
She growled at the boy "Watch your mouth smarty-pants
I'm Chaotica's Bride - I'm the queen of romance."
And with that the Queen strode out of the hall
Her stride like a tigress - a hungry Bengal.
She knew who she wanted no question at all
No parameters, rules or that damned protocol.
She sharpened her nails and adjusted her collar
She asked the computer to turn on some Mahler.
She marched with a purpose, she seemed even taller
She knew in her heart that she was an enthraller...
Our Lady of Spiders crept up on her prey
Who had no idea it was his last day...
So what goes the best with some tender 'Kotay?
She would recommend a fine Pouilly-Fumé.
