Mary Sue

One day, all of the pilots were hanging out in their safe house. They were playing cards and having fun. Heero caught sight of a figure running outside.

H: There's someone outside.

Q: Oh no!

D: Let's go see who it is.

The boys rushed outside and started to search all of the bushes. When they didn't find anything, they went into the nearby forest and kept searching until they came to a big opening. A big shadow loomed above them.

W: What's that?

T: It's a Gundam...

All: *gasp*

Q: But who's is it?

Suddenly the figure jumped out of the forest foliage and said:

"It's mine!"

All of the boys turned around to look at the person that spoke. It was a beautiful girl. She had long flowing blonde hair and big sparkly blue eyes. They all thought she was sexy.

D: Who are you, sexy babe?

Girl: My name is Mary Sue Lovechild. This is my Gundam, Gundam Rosethorn. Roses are so pretty but when you pick one, the thorn CUTS you so you're like OW! that thorn cut me!

Q: you are so beautiful, tell us more about yourself!

MS: Well, I'm 15 and I'm a Virgo and people say that I'm spunky, outgoing, and fun to be with! I fence, I'm a black belt, I can run the Marathon in 3.5 hours, I'm an expert flyer, I ride horses, I communicate with animals, I'm soooo sexy, I'm a C cup, and I'm perfect in every way!

All: *drool* I think I love her...

So they all went back to the safe house and each pilot took turns having hot passionate love with Mary Sue, more hot-er and passionate-er than they had ever made love before. Then they had an orgy. Of course they worshiped Mary Sue and they moved to a country where polygamy is legal and all married Mary Sue. And everyone was very happy and they all had sex every night, several times a night.