Confessions 4 by Tanarus




Disclaimer: This entire confessions idea was started by JLSolano, credit to him for the idea.
Claimer: Confessions 2 and 4 are mine, as will probably be some more, we'll see.

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~~~~~~Kurt fans are not sissies, they are grapefruit impaired. . .
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Forge: I was a waiter in the background of the Taco Bell "zesty"
commercial

Wolverine: I-a am-a Wolverine. From-a the great-a country-a of-a Italy!

Blob: Three words baby! Guinness World Record!

Storm: I'm actually a 12 year old girl wearing 30 pounds of makeup to look like a
woman. It's a girl thang.

Professor: I know that Cyclops doesn't need the shades, but hey, I get to write 'em
off to my insurance.

Cyclops: Alternatively, I can also shoot beams out of my ass.

Sabretooth: I mean, does it make me any less of a man JUST because I play with
my hello kitty dolls?!

Jean: I see dead, people, all the time. They talk to me in Spanish. They told me
they like my costume!

Nightcrawler: One, time, in band camp, be and Duncan were like totally hitting on
each other, like, ohmygawd,ohmygawd,ohmygawd… (continues, valley
girl style)

Shadowcat: I like big butts, and I cannot lie, other brothas can't deny!
I like Blobs butt, and I cannot lie….


Rogue: Damn it. No-one gets that my name if not Rogue, it's Vogue! Where
else would I get money for all of my gloves except owning a magazine!

Havok: I'm IN N-sync, Backstreet boys, and O-town

Mistique: Actually, I'm both his mother and father. Magneto cut off my penis.

Toad: Bud-Weis-Er

Avalanche: I'm into this new hip-hop fetish with Evan.

Magneto: I am eeeevil. Indeeeeeeeeeeed.

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Irene: I forsaw death, but I never saw blob coming. Stupid chicken suit Mistique
makes me wear!

Evolved Mystique: Fuuuurby.

Evolved Havok: I'm the missing seventh power ranger, the "slightly off white-
gayish color" ranger!

Evolved Sabretooth: Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof, woof, woof woof.

Evolved Scoot: Sailor moon powers, ACTIVATE!

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OK, not my best work, but no too bad right? Right?… L
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