*BAM* Vash fell over in shock. Fuujin laughed. "Ya really think I'd kill you just like
that?! This was only a pop gun!" She said, smiling. She put it away, and sighed.
"That was sure a laugh." She looked at everyone, Vash was unconcious, Wolfwood was
laughing, Meryl and Milly were sweatdropping, and Runo was trying to wake up Vash.
Fuujin took a seat next to Wolfwood. "So. That's Vash the Stampede? The Humanoid
Typhoon? Sure don't seem like it." Fuujin commented, pointing to Vash and Runo.
Wolfwood shrugged. "He sure doesn't act it either. But it's true." He said.
"How sad." Fuujin replied, leaning the chair back. About five minutes later Vash got to
his feet. "So, Mister Humanoid Typhoon, IF that is your real identity, how has your
brother been doin`?" Fuujin asked. Vash frowned. "How do you know about Knives?" He
asked.
Fuujin grinned. "Wouldn't you like to know." She said. "Well, I would." Vash replied.
*CRASH* Fuujin tipped the chair a little to bit and fell backwards. "Heh...ow..." She
rubbed her left shoulder. "Daaaaaaammit!! Runo!! Did ya see where my arm went to?!"
Fuujin asked, looking around. "I think I found it..." Vash said, pointing to the arm on
his head.
"Why are you so nervous? It's just my fake arm." Fuujin said, taking it from him.
She put it back on and clenched her fist. "I lost my real arm several years ago. Before
I met Runo and became a bounty hunter." She sat back down. "How did you lose your arm?"
Wolfwood asked.
Fuujin sighed. "The real reason I lost my arm had to do with my twin brother, Legato
Bluesummers. When we were both fourteen, we both got into a huge fight. We took huge
kitchen knives and had a knife duel out in the front yard of our house. I cut him up
pretty badly, and won." Fuujin looked around. "Since then he has been trying to kill
me."
"That's pretty stupid." Wolfwood said. "No shit. He tried to get me killed by a gang of
freaks called the 'Gung-ho Guns'. The actuall human men tried to seduce me and rape me.
But I ended up hurtin` them. Lesse...there was Rai-Dei the Blade. I shot him in the leg and
arm. Midvalley the Hornfreak, I blasted a hole in his horn." Fuujin said.
Runo scratched her head. "Didn't ya say there was some young dude named Chapel or
somethin`? Wasn't he the one who took your arm?" She asked. Fuujin shrugged, and
Wolfwood sweatdropped. "Think so. But, `nough `bout me, we gotta go patrol. C`mon, Runo!"
Fuujin got up and walked out of the building.
"Hey, what about us?" Vash asked. "Ya can patrol the city also." Runo said, getting her
shotgun. "Just give us a shout if anything is wrong." The two left before anyone could
reply.
*****
"So...dum dum dum..." Fuujin hummed as she and Runo walked through the streets.
"Ya know, that song keeps gettin on my nerves." Runo told her, cocking her gun. Fuujin
shrugged. "So? I like it. It makes me feel good." She said. Runo smiled. "Ya know, I
still think Vash is a cutie. Bet ya feel the same `bout the priest." Runo said, giving
Fuujin a sly smile.
Fuujin glared at her friend. "Zip it. You know I don't have feelings for anyone." She
said darkly. "I never had feelings for anyone. Not since..." Runo shook her head.
"Say it, and I will kill you." She said quietly, looking over at Fuujin. "I won't."
The two walked in silence for a while. Fuujin then dropped to her knees. "Dammit..."
She murmered. "What is it?" Runo asked. "I hate my life so much. Now I've decided what
to do with it." Fuujin told her. "I don't want you doin` anything crazy, now! I want to
become an aunt! You have to have three children with that priest guy! You two would make a
great couple!" Runo said, shaking her finger at Fuujin.
Fuujin blushed, and stood up. "Same with you and Blondie!!" She said, grinning.
"Make that five children with you `n blondie! No, wait, six!" Fuujin replied, playfully
punching Runo in the arm.
"Six children? With who?"
The girls sweatdropped, and looked behind them. Then their jaws fell. "You didn't hear it
, did you?" Runo asked. Vash and Wolfwood shook their head. "Nope. Except the part about
having three children with the priest guy. I'm sure you were referring to someone, am I
right?" Wolfwood asked, winking at Fuujin.
"Yea, same with Runo having six children with blondie." Vash said, winking at Runo.
The two girls turned as red as Vash's jacket. "Um...."
Wolfwood gestured to the inn. "Come on, let's get goin` before the sun goes down." He
said. They nodded, still not saying a word, and followed.
*****
End
Fuujin: More to come!
Runo: Yep!!
Fuujin: Next chapter...We will reveil what happened to my left arm! Don't miss it!!
Runo: I'm going to hurt you.
Fuujin: Read and Reply! Please!!
*loud yelling and a giant dust cloud can be seen*
Vash, Wolfwood, Legato, Knives, Gung-ho Guns, Kuroneko-sama, Rem, Meryl an Milly:*sweatdrop*
Also, I, Fuujin, am new to this Fanfiction.net, so don't freak if I mess up on uploadin` a
chapter. Kay? ^^;;
