Five hours later
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*Heero and Duo walk out of the room and see Wufei lying in his puddle of blood*

Heero: Damn, I knew we shouldn't have left him alone. One more hour and he would have drowned.

Duo: Oh well. It was fun.

*Trowa and Quatre walk out of a different room*

Quatre: OMG! What happened to Wufei? Is he dead? Is he breathing? OMG OMG OMG*continues OMG-ing and running in circles*

Heero:*turns to Trowa. If you don't shut him up I'm going to kill him!

Trowa:...*turns to Quatre and when Quatre runs by Trowa punches him in the jaw shutting him up*

Quatre:*stopsyelling but continues running in ever shrinking circles*

*Heero walks over to Quatre and kicks his legs out from underneath him so that Quatre is running in a circle on his side*

Duo: What should we do with girlie boy? *nodding towards the boy in a puddle of his own blood*

Heero:*shrugs* guess we could take somewhere.

Duo: Like where?

Heero: Sally? *grins evilly*

Trowa: *shudders violently* I guess so

Heero: *picks up Wufei and throws him at Trowa* He's all yours now, I take Dipshit, *gesturing to the ever-revolving blonde idiot* over bleeding nose boy.

Trowa:*steps back away from the flying Wufei, letting him smack his head loudly on the floor and his body land with a thud*

Wufei: *groans and has a splitting headache* Damn! INJUSTICE!

Heero: What is injustice now, Prettyboy?

Wufei: ummmm......I don't know yet...but it was bad...and wasn't pleasent! Is my nose sttiiilll bleeding? *looks down at the floor and screams like a woman* EeeKK!

Trowa: *shakes head as if to get rid of a bad sound* Damn Wufei do you have to scream soo shrilly
I mean geez give my eardrums a break!

Heero: what a little woman!

Wufei: can someone take me to Sally? I think I need help. *weeping loudly, like a woman*

Duo:*walks back in the hall and opens a closet with a stock pile of kleenex boxes (economy sized, of course) grabs two and walks back to Wufei, hands him one box and rips open the other spreading kleenex around the blood pool trying to sop up the blood* Hey Wuffie I will take you to see Sally!

Heero: NO! I mean NO you don't even have a car! and Mine is in the shop from the last time you wrecked it!

Duo: Aww, Heero it wasn't my fault! The tree just... was... there!

Heero: Let me guess the tree came right up to you and said 'hit me now!' and you said 'what have you gone crazy?' and someone else says something and the tree says 'hurry up' and you say 'okay' and let it have it!

Duo: Yep! That's pretty much it!

Heero: of course the tree did more damage to my *sniffle* once beatiful car than you did to it!

Duo: Weren't my fault it threw a fucking mango at me!

Wufei: Hey! guys what about me?

Trowa: *picks Wufei up and throws him over his shoulder with less respect than he would show a sack of potatoes* I'm driving since little woman is sooo hurt!

*everyone packs into the tiny clown car and drives to Sally's*

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*everyone jumps out of the toy car and starts walking towards the big ass building that Sally works in*

Wufei: crap I forgot she's on the fiftieth floor!

Trowa:*shrugs so violently almost throws Wufei off of his shoulder*

*everyone walks into the building and into the elevator that takes them to the fiftieth floor and results in another Wufei nosebleed*

Wufei:*starts getting dizzy again*

Duo:*throws another box of kleenex at Wufei* Hey! you know Trowa that might not be the best position for Wufei to be in don't you think!

Trowa:*shrugs again, this time he does throw Wufei off of his shoulder* Then you carry the bastard!

Wufei:DON'T YOU DARE*screams when Duo picks him up* INJUSTICE! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT-

Heero: either you shut the hell up or I am going to stop this elevator and throw you out of the nearest window! since we are only twenty-two stories up I doubt you will live!

Wufei: But you jumped out of the 50th story window and only broke your leg!

Heero: Yes, but you are weak.

Elevator: DING!

Duo: *singing in a high falsetto* On the road again!

Heero: Omae o korosu, shut up baka.

Duo: *blows raspberry*

Wufei: *attempts to backhand Duo but fails horribly because of the massive amounts of blood loss*

Trowa: *knocks Heero and Duo's heads together only hard enough to hurt* Lets just get this over with.

Overvoice: Will Wufei ever stop bleeding through his nasal passage? What would happen if he did not? Who was that masked tree with violent intentions? Why are we using so many Endless Waltz quotes? Will Quatre ever speak again? Will we ever shut up? Find out next time on Is It Possible to Get Medication for Nosebleeds?!

Disclaimer: We don't own Gundam Wing, Kleenex, clown cars, Endless Waltz or it's quotes. We do own the violent tree though, his identity will be revealed later.