PORKEMON! GOTTA FRY EM ALL!

A/N - Well I'm back here with the next chapter to Porkemon, and I'm eating a chocolate ice cream cone. What more can I say?
-The Flower Child

Disclaimer- I don't own Pokemon, but I own Chelsea and the chocolate ice cream cone I'm eating right now. ^-^

*Chapter 2 - Porkachu*

The transformation had begun. There was a bright flash of light. Then it stopped and standing before him was a Pikachu made entirely of pork.
"WAAAAHHHHHH" Ash let out a piercing scream so loud it broke the sound barrier. Of course Chelsea, Misty, and Brock heard it and came running in.

"Shut the hell up, Ash!" Misty shouted enraged.

"But look at Pikachu!" he said.

"Oh, you poor poor thing! This is all my fault." Chelsea said.

"Porka?" it spoke.

"Great it speaks pork language. How intellegent." Brock said.

Suddenly Ash felt one of his Pokeballs move aroung in his belt. It opened up and out popped Charizard. "Chari chari zaaard! Zaaard! Chari!" (Translation - Look at me I'm big fat and ugly and have fire comming out of my butt. Now I'm going to eat that Porkachu.)

But then, The Flower Child burst through the door with something terrible to say. "HELP! HELP! SOMEONE HAS KIDDNAPED MY CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM CONE!"

"And what are we supposed to do about it?" Ash asked.

"Well, isn't this the detective agency?"

"Ahh...no. This is the MooMoo Milk farm." he said.

"STUPID ME! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!" she said banging her head against the wall.

"Please stop you'll hurt yourself. Anyway, I just happen to have a chocolate ice cream cone right here." said Chelsea producing an ice cream cone from behind her back.

"Wow! Thanks!" she said grabbing the ice cream cone. She started flaping her arms and running around the room shouting "YAAAAY!"

"Chari-chari zard!" (Translation- Look a Pidgeotto) Fire shot out of his mouth and burned The Flower Child.

"STUPID CHARIZARD! NOW WE'VE GOT NO ONE TO WRITE THE STORY!" Ash shouted.

Suddenly Kinomoto Sakura appeared out of nowhere. "Time card release."

Everything was pushed back a few seconds.

"Wow, thanks! I'M ALIIIIIIIIVE!" the Flower Child shouted.

"No problem." she said dissapearing again. The Flower Child flew out the window and proceeded to eat her ice cream.

Anyway...Charizard shot a whole bunch of flames at Porkachu. When all the smoke cleared, Porkachu was burnt to a crisp.

"STUPID CHARIZARD! WHAT THE HECK POSSESED YOU TO DO THAT! NOW WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?" Ash shouted.

Charazard stared at him and shrugged. Then he ate the Porkachu.

"WWWWAAAAAHHHHH!" Ash proceeds to cry and floods the room. Everyone drowns and dies. The End.

Sorry for the stupid ending. Oh well. I would like to thank Dellchat, and my bestest friendful friend, CLP. And also thanks to the reviewers. But most of all, I would like to thank my mom for making the home cooked meal of pork. Thank You Again.