I dont own Disney, Gundam Wing, or any of its characters so dont sue me because Im broke.

As we left off, Chisei-Teki was just on the verge of going completely insane.

' ARRRGGG! ARRRGGG! ARRRGGG! ARRRGGG! ARRRGGG! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!?'

The entire stage starts to shake as Chisei-Teki stomps over to Quatre, who has a petrified look on his face. He puts his hands over his head and starts to whimper ,and he crawls into a little ball.

Suddenly, they all stop what they were doing as they hear a deafening explosion. Duo, who had sneaked off back-stage earlier, was staggering forward.

Everyone: *blink*

Duo looks up with a goofy/psychotic look, everything on him smoldering except for his hair, which is amazingly untouched. As he topples to the stage, something falls from his hand to the ground.

Hiiro steps forward to carefully pick up the object and examine it. Faster than the speed of light, Wufei retrieves it and hides it behind his back, slowly backing up with a menacing and dangerous look on his face.



'Um, Wufei?' Hiiro says, his eyes widening.



Quatre, who is behind, Wufei catches a glimpse of what he is hiding.' Wufei,' Quatre starts to utter, 'is that your.leopard spotted thong???'

Trowa, who was sleeping out in the audience still, starts to snort, then he laughs which is kinda weird because he almost never laughs and that gets everybody laughing, which makes Wufei very, very,veeeeeery mad.

'STOP LAUGHING AT MEEEEEEEE! YOU ARE ALL WEAK BAKAS AND I CONDEM YOU ALL!!!!!!!!' Suddenly, Wufei sits on the ground cross-legged and puts both of his hands on his knees. He starts to chant/hum loudly. Suddenly, all of Chisei-Teki's monkey butlers come on to the stage with their arms straight out in front of them like sleepwalkers, their eyes glowing red.

'NOOOOO!'Chisei-Teki whips out her magic wand and starts to chant also. 'You will never take my precious monkey butlers!' The monkey butlers start to walk in the direction of Wufei their eyes now a pretty blue color.



Wufei starts to chant very loud now, and suddenly, just when it all looks hopeless, all of the monkey butlers turn to Quatre and as they start to waltz! Quatre looks up to the ceiling with his hands towards the sky. Then all the monkey butlers start to waltz off stage never to be seen again..blah..blah,,blah..



' Quatre!'says Chisei-Teki, who in practically bowing in his direction, 'How did you control the monkeys my dear, beautiful, gorgeous, smart, blonde, sweet, Quatre??' o:p



'Well I have a lot of sisters.' Quatre starts to blush as Chisei-Teki continues to stare into his beautiful, gorgeous, blue, beautiful, gorgeous eyes.



Then, snapping out of her gaze, Chisei-Teki look to Duo who is slowly starting to get back up. 'Duo what was that explosion when you went back stage??'



Duo look up, and in an embarrassingly proud way starts to explain, ? 'Well, I was using the Magic John' (Everybody: blink) 'when I saw something on the ground. I noticed that it was very pretty and leopard spotted, so when I bent to pick it up, I let er rip!' He gives a huge grin to everybody,who is staring at him like he could do with some anesthetic. 'It was wonderful! The birds started to sing! The neon jellyfish were floating upon the clouds like the Southern Indonesian Elephants that swim as happy pink goat! And..'

Suddenly Hiiro comes up behind him with a tranquilizer gun and shoots him in the crotch, everybody stares at him in turn.

Hiiro shrugs, "nyweh" he grunts as a seal does with its mouth full of mutated cheetoh bits.

Well, back to our play. lets start where Alladin falls into the Cave of Wonders and uncovers the Genie. Dorothy will play Jafar, Hiiro will be the Genie, and of course Quatre will be Alladin with one of your Gundams as the magic carpet. o:p



Now Im kinda stuck here, tell me which of the Gundams you think would be the funniest carpet and Ill start on Chapter 3. * giggle giggle* (starts to laugh insanely and bangs head on wall until she passes out.)

PS don't be fooled by my idiotic sister who uses the name Chisei-Teki in her stories SHES A MORON WHO CANT MKE UP HER OWN STORIES SO SHE STEALS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA MY SPLEEN IS ERUPTING AS A FOUNTAIN ON A MIDSUMMERS GOAT!!!!!!!!! HER NAME IS COPY CABBIT AAAAAAA THE HORROR OR PLAGERISM IN THE SAME FAMILY!!!!!!!!1