Confessions 5

You all know the deal...

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~~Kurt fans are grapefruit impaired
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Shadowcat: I don't have to mess up electronics, it's just that the professor usually has to pay for the damage.


Rogue: I like to absorb wolverines power, so I can talk like a drunken southerner...bub.


Magneto: I like to make the Brotherhood wear magnets which I can activate with
a switch at the most inconvenient times.

Scott: They were going to hire me as an extra on The Matrix, but they decided not too when i accidentally blew in the face of the guy playing Neo. Keaneau Reeves has to be gratefull.

Jean: Most guys come on all lovey dovey to me until they find out that i can break a tree without breaking a sweat.

Professor: I can't actually control minds, i just use a Neuralizer. Dig those Men in Black shadws!

Author: I have a large grape vine growing in my Urban back yard. Could i BE an more fucked up?

Forge: I was going to be the special effects guy on the matrix, but then i sent the entire original cast to Iraq for a week.

Blob: Oklahoma city bombing? Not a bomb. Just me.

Juggernaut: That blob guy's got the nicest tits!

Evan: I preform un-hygeneic things to Pietro with my spikes.

Quicksilver: I think i have a moo-juice fetish.

Havok: My arms are on fire, help meeeeeeeeee.

Mistique: I like to turn into magneto and send the Brotherhood off on homoerotic missions.

Ororo: My name isn't Ororo; its Santa Claus. Ororo is a contraction. Go figure.

Nightcrawler: I only use a german accent so i can be the minority, I'm actually from France.

Wolverine: Sometimes i feel to lazy to talk, so i turn on a tape recorder with all my catch phrases on it, set to play every 2 minutes.

Sabretooth: You won't believe how hard it is to have a decent love life with these claws!

Avalanche: No comment (hides rubber dildo)

Toad: A contract with Coors light! YEAH!

Evolved Havok: I'll Never be TOO sexy for my cat. Come here boy (*MEEEEEOW*)

Evolved Sabretooth: Yo man, my girl, she caught me shedding on the sofa, by myself! (background: "Hey, just say it wasn't you.")

Evolved Scott: I still don't get it, why did our hair turn white?

Evolved Mistique: And why do i look like the thing from the black lagoon?

Irene: And why am i a dirty old smelly ho? Oops, heh heh heh.






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If you dont get all of these, read the previous confessions, by JLSolano, Travis Blink, and Myself.


Thank you, thank you. R&R