Hehehehe! Someone caught me! Yup! The movie WAS "Wish upon a star". I just thought it'd be cool if it'd actually happen to WWF wrestlers. ^_^ Oh, and this is in MY style, so yeah…Ok, disclaimers…well, you know what goes here. I don't own anything, or any characters here, blah, blah…Ok, enjoy this chapter!

"Austin! AUSTIN!" Vince's voice brought Rock back from his own thoughts. "WHAT?!" Vince sighed and said, "What are we going to do with The Rock? Should I fire him already? I think we can do fine without him, what do you think?" Rock raised his eyebrow; because even if he WAS Austin it was already a habit, and said, "No! I mean…Linda would just bring him back anyway." Vince nodded and said, "Yeah, I guess you're right…and why did you raise your eyebrow? You're not the Rock you know." Rock wanted to laugh at the irony of his words, but said, "Of course not! I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin." Vince grinned and said, "That's what I thought…where's Triple H anyway? Did you see him coming?" Rock just thought shaking his head, "HE'S COMING TOO?! IT'S SO HARD TO JUST NOT PUNCH HIM! ARGH! This has GOT to end soon…" Vince said, "Steve, you ok?" Rock just shrugged and said, "Yeah, yeah…I'm just not myself right now…" Triple H came up and greeted his friends. Rock just glared at him. Triple H looked at him and said, "What's wrong with you?" Vince said, "Nothing. I don't think he's feeling too good right now. Hey Austin. If you want you can take the day off. You're the champion, and we're allies, so I'm not going to make you wrestle tonight if you don't want to." Triple H said, "Yeah, I'll take on The Rock." Rock was about to say, 'Just bring it Jabroni!' but he remembered what was going on. Everything was so ironic. Triple H and Austin were "friends", but tonight they would HAVE to face each other, even if it wasn't really Austin. Rock said, "Sure. But I'll be there too. I want to see how everything turns out."

Austin was at a signing. It wasn't easy being 'The Rock'. Signings here and there, autographs everywhere he went, interviews whenever people from the press saw him… It would have been somewhat easier if he knew how Rock signed his autographs! Some guy came up to him and said, "Hey Rock! Beat Triple H soon, ok? Oh! And don't forget that baldy!" Austin was about to go after him and open a big can of whoop-ass, but he didn't. He gave the guy a fake smile and said, "You bet!" When he finished he checked his watch. "Oh shit!" He was late for the show. The Rock was supposed to start the show, so he hurried to the arena.

In the arena Austin went to the locker room that would be his if he could still be himself. He opened the door and saw Debra there. Debra said, "Rock! What are you doing here? If Steve sees you…" Austin said, "Sorry. I took a wrong turn somewhere." Debra said, "Did you need anything?" Austin thought, "Yeah! My body back!!!!!!!" but just said, "Uh…um…just tell Th…Austin that…I…The Rock will see him in the ring." Debra said, "Rock wait. I want to tell you something. I really didn't know what Steve was going to do at Wrestlemania." Austin gave her a surprised look, and said, "Why do you tell ME this?" Debra shrugged and said, "Well, I WAS your 'manager'. I was as surprised as you were. I know that you didn't need any manager, that you can do well on your own, but now I realized that it was all just a plan. Steve and Vince used me…" Austin hated to see her like that. He said, "Look, it's not your fault, and maybe…maybe Austin wasn't using you. I mean…" "YOU'RE defending HIM?" "N…No, but you don't know his reasons though. Or do you?" Debra shook her head and said, "No. I never knew anything. In fact, I don't know anything right now!" Austin looked at his wife. He wanted to tell her everything. His whole 'secret', but he couldn't. He knew that he couldn't. He wanted to kiss her, but right now he couldn't. He was The Rock right now! He just said, "I bet you'll find out someday. Well, The Rock has a show to start, so I gotta go." He went towards the door when he heard Debra say, "Thanks Rock". Austin got near her and let his instincts take the best of him and kissed her. It had been a while since Austin and Debra had kissed (especially with what was going on). Debra pushed him back and said, "Get out." Austin realized what he had done and left. He went waiting behind the curtains for The Rock's music to start, and thought, "I have to tell her…but I can't. Let's just get this over with!"

In Debra and Austin's locker room Rock came in and sat down with a magazine. He sat in the couch with the T.V. on in front of him. Debra stood in front of him and said, "Uh…Steve?" Rock continued reading. Debra sighed and said, "STEVE!" Rock said, "Oh…what?" Debra paced in front of him and said, "Uh…oh my…. how do I say this…. uh…Steve, Rock kissed me." Rock, without noticing and without taking his eyes off the page and said, "No I didn't…" Debra said, "Did you just listen to what I said?!" Rock said, "Yeah, but I'm sure it didn't mean anything Debra. Look, I'll deal with him later, ok?" He watched Austin start the show being him and heard the fans cheering for HIM, since he WAS The Rock at that instant. He saw him pace around "Austin Style" and sighed. He got up and left the locker room. Vince stopped him in the way out and said, "Where are you going?" Rock wanted to push him out of the way, but said, "To the ring. I just got an idea." Vince shook his head and said, "No Steve. You're not doing anything, except if it's attacking him, and stopping him from talking. Somehow he doesn't sound the same…" Austin said, "Yeah, that's it. Besides, I have an announcement to make." Vince frowned and said, "What announcement? You're not going to say our secret, right?" Rock frowned too and said, "What the hell are you talking about?" Vince grinned and said, "Never mind. Just go out there, but don't do anything stupid!" Rock smirked and said, "I won't." When he turned to leave he whispered, "But Stone Cold Steve Austin will."

When Austin's music hit the arena everybody started booing. Rock sighed, groaned and said, "I hate this. This is why I'm never on Vince's side. The Rock's the People's Champ, not the corporate Champ anymore…" He took out the microphone he brought with him but Austin said before Rock could even say anything, "What the hell are YOU doing here? Don't you know who I am? I am S…. I am The Rock" Rock tried to remember one of Austin's phrases and said quickly, "I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin and the WWF champion." He thought, "UGH!!!!! I HATE THAT PHRASE…….." Rock said (as Austin) "And if you want we can have a match for the WWF title." Austin's face showed surprise. He wasn't supposed to do that! Austin thought about when it could be so they could have their own bodies back and said, "We'll have a match for the next Pay Per View, what about it?" Rock grinned and said, "Damn right. And then Th…Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to…open a big can of whoop-ass." J.R. and Paul Heyman looked at each other and J.R. said, "It seems as both our superstars are having some kind of memory problems!" Rock turned around and left. He wanted to say his main catchphrase (IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING), but he didn't. It'd look TOO weird. He went backstage and Vince and Triple H stopped him. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! HUH?! WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!?" Rock ignored them, walked right past them and said, "I have my reasons…" Vince said, "FINE! You knew what would happen if you did something like this." Vince and Triple H left leaving Rock confused. "What the hell was he talking about…." He went to his locker room and didn't find Debra there, just a note. "Steve, I'm leaving now to the hotel. I don't feel that good right now. I'll see you there. Love, Debra."

Rock walked outside the locker room and found APA in their office, but just passed by. Farooq said, "Hey Steve! You won't even say hi to us anymore man?" Bradshaw said, "Yeah Steve. Come on. Have a beer with us." Rock said, "Me? A beer?" The Acolytes started laughing so hard that everybody from the crew looked at them. When Bradshaw noticed he yelled, "WHAT? YOU'VE NEVER SEEN PEOPLE LAUGH BEFORE?!" Rock smiled and said, "Sure, I'll have a beer with you guys/" After a couple of beers and laughs, mostly by the Acolytes making fun of him for not being himself, Rock got up and went to his locker room again for his stuff. There he found Austin waiting for him. "WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!" Rock said, "What are you talking about? The title match? Don't you think I deserve it?!" Austin leaned on the wall, crossed his arms and said, "You don't understand…." Rock said, "Well, if you explained something I'd understand!" Austin said, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!!?!?!? TRUTH OR DARE?!?!?!?" Rock raised his eyebrow and said, "Never mind then. I'm leaving now." Austin said, "Wait. We'll talk later. After the show. Now, I don't trust you. Hell, I don't even like you, but I have to get rid of this somehow. I'll tell you my secret later. It's a secret that you better not tell anyone, got it? It's something you can't even imagine…"



Ok, I'd love to continue, but I have homework -_-. ::I HATE HOMEWORK!:: Anyway, tell me if you like it. Next chapter is the revelation of Austin's secret (dun, dun DUN!) Ok, please review! ^_^V