The Missions
Cat- Good morning, I have a lot of money if you give me the part I need.
Technician- Well, what do you want?
Cat- Do you have a cloaking device?
Technician- Yeah, I'm sure we have one around here somewhere.
Cat- Can I help you look? I'm kind of in a hurry.
Technician- Ok, follow me. (They walk to a section in the warehouse.) What mobile suit is it?
Cat- a gundam (She wacks him in the back of the head with a part.) oh, here it is, thank you.
(she waves goodbye and steps over the dead body.)
* * * * * * * * * *
booom, crash, baaang
Red Head- There is no sign of the enemy!!! No visual, no radar, nothing on the heat sensors,
only bullets and explosions.
Brunnette- There is a high amount of EMS signals!
An- Attention, I'm not going to lie, you will die, but you will live longer if you surrender without
alertion.
Captain- (whisper) Get Treize on the line, we have come in contact with the enemy.
An- Oh, so sad, goodbye. (A black and white mobile suit appears with two whips in hand,
energy claws, and caltic knots painted all over it)craaaaaaash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hmm, the
cries of the dead are heard only by me kaboom (an explosion erupts behind Tigereye as
it swims away.)
* * * * Heero's mind * * * * *
Bob- Oh, it's so boring, so many people with basic mobile suits trying to destroy my beautiful
gundam. I'll just press these buttons and they'll all be gone (the mobile suits shake and
shutter, then explode.)
Odin- Will you F@#*ing leave me alone!!!!!
Bob- But I love the conversations we come up with, by the way, why do you trust that fake
name instead of the real one?
Odin- Your trying to trick me.
Bob- So you trust a name, but not a person? What an odd one you are.
Odin- Ok, tell me this: Why have I never heard of you?
Bob- My father had more important things to do then talk about me.
Odin- Why are you so bored by everything?
Bob- Nothing thrills me anymore, except playing with people's minds and souls, mainly
yours, so emotionless on the outside, but on the inside...
Odin- How do you know?
Bob- I know all your thoughts, and yes, I think she's cute, too.
Odin- Who?
Bob- You know exactly who I'm talking about, and she's coming to visit you at the alliance
hospital.
Odin- What?! (he wakes up again)
* * * * * * * * * *
Wufei'Tis time to use the word inconspicuous(He sneaks around the compound setting
bombs at the new recruits quarters) now, where did I park that motorcycle? He remembers
and presses and presses the button he had set down next to it)kaboom(He jumps on the
motorcycle and rides off in the confusion) Hmm, somebody's following me
Noin- Stop!! (She shoots next to the motorcycle nocking him off of it.) Put you hands up!
What? It's just a boy!
Wufei- No wonder, it's a woman. (He kicks up a bag, jumps into the air, and kicks it hard,
breaking the objects inside and creating a brilliant light as he runs into the woods to use his
gundam in finishing the fight and destroying the base.)
* * * * Cat's mind * * * * *
Cat- Who is he?
Bob- Well, he calls himself Heero Yuy, which is funny because, that's my father's name.
Cat- Heero Yuy...wasn't he the man who was helping with peace between Earth and the
Colonies?
Bob- Yep, that's my dad! Gosh I was proud of him...but...
Cat- You don't have to say it, I know what happened, anyway, so how tall is he?
Bob- 156 centimeters, and he pilots Wing Gundam... why are you laughing?
Cat- He's 15?
Bob- Yeah...?
Cat- Ha Ha Ha!!!...I'm 13 and I'm taller than him HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!
Bob- How tall are you?
Cat- 162.5 centimeters giggle
Bob- moan that's how tall I am.
Cat- How old are you?
Bob- Eighteen...
Cat- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob- goodbye...
Cat- (calming down) no wait...Who are the other ones?
Bob- Umm, there's An, Wufei, Trowa, Quatre, and Duo.
Cat- How old is An?
Bob- She's...fourteen
Cat- Hmm, and the other ones?
Bob- They're all fifteen, except Trowa who's sixteen.
Cat- And they're heights?
Bob- Why do you need to know?
Cat- I'm entering all this stuff onto my mini-computer
Bob- Uh, all 156 except Trowa who's 160 and An who's 157.5... How'd you get a mini-
computer?
Cat- I stole it...along with a cloaking device and a bunch of other useful stuff.
Bob- Cool! How'd you do it?
Cat- You'd think you'd know, but I'm strong minded rather than Heero, I blocked you from
knowing for a reason.
Bob- fine...Do you want pictures of them?
Cat- sure!
Bob- What's your address?
Cat- CATWOMAN#1@oz.com, just send it there.
Bab- Oz?
Cat- I put my name in their data banks so they wouldn't know me.
Bob- How wouldn't they know you?
Cat- I put in fake information in the last place they'd look for a gundam pilot.
Bob- cool, alright I'm sending them now, ok?
Cat- Ok! Bye, I hope I'll talk to you later.
Bob- Me too, bye!
* * * * An's head * * * * *
An- Hah! The God of Death has taken more souls, for the pleasure of herself!!!
Bob- Having fun?
An- Actually yes I am, Bob, 'tis a suitable fate for a Shinigami, eh?
Bob- I guess so, have you heard about the other gundam pilots?
An- yes, actually, I felt a pressence of unbeatable pilots, where's this Cat, though, I know
she's somewhere North.
Bob- Well, she's in Moscow right now.
An- I was about to head up there anyway...setting course for Moscow.
Bob- Wait, you're barely in range, I won't be able to talk to you anymore!!
An- You should work on that, Man! (She boards a stolen carrier and flies off towards Moscow.)
* * * * Trowa's head * * * * *
Trowa- Hmph...other gundam pilots, oh well, I don't care about them or you.
Bob- don't you at least want pictures, so you won't fight or destroy an allie?
Trowa- No, I'll find out about them later.
* * * * Quatre's head * * * * *
Quatre- I wish I could meet them.
Bob- Oh you'll meet them, say, did you hear about that meeting of all the Oz millitary leaders?
Quatre- No, thanks for telling me!
Bob- No problem, I gotta get going, so bye!
Quatre- Bye!
* * * * Wufei's head * * * * *
Wufei- I'm busy leave me alone.
Bob- I thought you might like to know.
Wufei- I already knew about both. Now, go away!
Bob- How'd you know?... Hello? ... How odd, he can even end brain transmissions.
Cat- Good morning, I have a lot of money if you give me the part I need.
Technician- Well, what do you want?
Cat- Do you have a cloaking device?
Technician- Yeah, I'm sure we have one around here somewhere.
Cat- Can I help you look? I'm kind of in a hurry.
Technician- Ok, follow me. (They walk to a section in the warehouse.) What mobile suit is it?
Cat- a gundam (She wacks him in the back of the head with a part.) oh, here it is, thank you.
(she waves goodbye and steps over the dead body.)
* * * * * * * * * *
booom, crash, baaang
Red Head- There is no sign of the enemy!!! No visual, no radar, nothing on the heat sensors,
only bullets and explosions.
Brunnette- There is a high amount of EMS signals!
An- Attention, I'm not going to lie, you will die, but you will live longer if you surrender without
alertion.
Captain- (whisper) Get Treize on the line, we have come in contact with the enemy.
An- Oh, so sad, goodbye. (A black and white mobile suit appears with two whips in hand,
energy claws, and caltic knots painted all over it)craaaaaaash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hmm, the
cries of the dead are heard only by me kaboom (an explosion erupts behind Tigereye as
it swims away.)
* * * * Heero's mind * * * * *
Bob- Oh, it's so boring, so many people with basic mobile suits trying to destroy my beautiful
gundam. I'll just press these buttons and they'll all be gone (the mobile suits shake and
shutter, then explode.)
Odin- Will you F@#*ing leave me alone!!!!!
Bob- But I love the conversations we come up with, by the way, why do you trust that fake
name instead of the real one?
Odin- Your trying to trick me.
Bob- So you trust a name, but not a person? What an odd one you are.
Odin- Ok, tell me this: Why have I never heard of you?
Bob- My father had more important things to do then talk about me.
Odin- Why are you so bored by everything?
Bob- Nothing thrills me anymore, except playing with people's minds and souls, mainly
yours, so emotionless on the outside, but on the inside...
Odin- How do you know?
Bob- I know all your thoughts, and yes, I think she's cute, too.
Odin- Who?
Bob- You know exactly who I'm talking about, and she's coming to visit you at the alliance
hospital.
Odin- What?! (he wakes up again)
* * * * * * * * * *
Wufei'Tis time to use the word inconspicuous(He sneaks around the compound setting
bombs at the new recruits quarters) now, where did I park that motorcycle? He remembers
and presses and presses the button he had set down next to it)kaboom(He jumps on the
motorcycle and rides off in the confusion) Hmm, somebody's following me
Noin- Stop!! (She shoots next to the motorcycle nocking him off of it.) Put you hands up!
What? It's just a boy!
Wufei- No wonder, it's a woman. (He kicks up a bag, jumps into the air, and kicks it hard,
breaking the objects inside and creating a brilliant light as he runs into the woods to use his
gundam in finishing the fight and destroying the base.)
* * * * Cat's mind * * * * *
Cat- Who is he?
Bob- Well, he calls himself Heero Yuy, which is funny because, that's my father's name.
Cat- Heero Yuy...wasn't he the man who was helping with peace between Earth and the
Colonies?
Bob- Yep, that's my dad! Gosh I was proud of him...but...
Cat- You don't have to say it, I know what happened, anyway, so how tall is he?
Bob- 156 centimeters, and he pilots Wing Gundam... why are you laughing?
Cat- He's 15?
Bob- Yeah...?
Cat- Ha Ha Ha!!!...I'm 13 and I'm taller than him HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!
Bob- How tall are you?
Cat- 162.5 centimeters giggle
Bob- moan that's how tall I am.
Cat- How old are you?
Bob- Eighteen...
Cat- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob- goodbye...
Cat- (calming down) no wait...Who are the other ones?
Bob- Umm, there's An, Wufei, Trowa, Quatre, and Duo.
Cat- How old is An?
Bob- She's...fourteen
Cat- Hmm, and the other ones?
Bob- They're all fifteen, except Trowa who's sixteen.
Cat- And they're heights?
Bob- Why do you need to know?
Cat- I'm entering all this stuff onto my mini-computer
Bob- Uh, all 156 except Trowa who's 160 and An who's 157.5... How'd you get a mini-
computer?
Cat- I stole it...along with a cloaking device and a bunch of other useful stuff.
Bob- Cool! How'd you do it?
Cat- You'd think you'd know, but I'm strong minded rather than Heero, I blocked you from
knowing for a reason.
Bob- fine...Do you want pictures of them?
Cat- sure!
Bob- What's your address?
Cat- CATWOMAN#1@oz.com, just send it there.
Bab- Oz?
Cat- I put my name in their data banks so they wouldn't know me.
Bob- How wouldn't they know you?
Cat- I put in fake information in the last place they'd look for a gundam pilot.
Bob- cool, alright I'm sending them now, ok?
Cat- Ok! Bye, I hope I'll talk to you later.
Bob- Me too, bye!
* * * * An's head * * * * *
An- Hah! The God of Death has taken more souls, for the pleasure of herself!!!
Bob- Having fun?
An- Actually yes I am, Bob, 'tis a suitable fate for a Shinigami, eh?
Bob- I guess so, have you heard about the other gundam pilots?
An- yes, actually, I felt a pressence of unbeatable pilots, where's this Cat, though, I know
she's somewhere North.
Bob- Well, she's in Moscow right now.
An- I was about to head up there anyway...setting course for Moscow.
Bob- Wait, you're barely in range, I won't be able to talk to you anymore!!
An- You should work on that, Man! (She boards a stolen carrier and flies off towards Moscow.)
* * * * Trowa's head * * * * *
Trowa- Hmph...other gundam pilots, oh well, I don't care about them or you.
Bob- don't you at least want pictures, so you won't fight or destroy an allie?
Trowa- No, I'll find out about them later.
* * * * Quatre's head * * * * *
Quatre- I wish I could meet them.
Bob- Oh you'll meet them, say, did you hear about that meeting of all the Oz millitary leaders?
Quatre- No, thanks for telling me!
Bob- No problem, I gotta get going, so bye!
Quatre- Bye!
* * * * Wufei's head * * * * *
Wufei- I'm busy leave me alone.
Bob- I thought you might like to know.
Wufei- I already knew about both. Now, go away!
Bob- How'd you know?... Hello? ... How odd, he can even end brain transmissions.
