Zelda Interviews
Chapter 2: Ganondorf's Interview


Disclaimer: I'll make this short. I do not own Zelda!

Oky Doky, you want more? I'll give you more! Oh, and I want to make something clear. Zcrystal, I don't have anything against The Happy Mask Salesman Dude, okay? I just thought it fit in.
Oh cool, did you ever know, the Happy Mask Salesman Duded and the Windmill Guy look the same? Maybe there twin's, or maybe there the some person but duplicated! Well let's just get on with the Interview.

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LL: I'm here in front of Ganondorf's house in the Gerudo Fortress. I need to be careful or else one of the guards will spot me.

LL swiftly walks over to Ganondork's house and knocks on the door. The door opens

LL: Hello, I'm Link Luver from CBS News and I…

One of the guards spots LL and throws her into a garbage can

LL: They have garbage cans here?

LL walks over to Ganondorf's door again and knocks on it. The door opens

LL: Like I was saying, I'm Link Luver from CBS News and I wanted to Interview. May I?

Ganon (let's just call him Ganon): Uh, ya, sure. Come in.

LL walks in and see's a sparkling clean house

LL: Wow, this is a remarkably clean house! How do you keep it so clean?

Ganon: I use Pine-Sol.

LL: *sweatdrop* Pine-Sol?

Ganon: Yup.

LL: Umm… Okay. Next question. Aren't you supposed to be fighting Link, instead of staying home?

Ganon: Uh ya, my mama says I shouldn't fight or else I'll get really hurt.

LL: You have a Mama?

Ganon: Uh ya, she's nice and purty.

LL: Umm… sure. Next question. Do you know that Link look's at you while taking a shower?

Ganon: Uh ya, I'm not afraid to show my natural look.

LL: That's very disturbing. Well anyways, is it okay if I follow you around today?

Ganon: Uh… ya.

LL: *to viewers* we have been given permission to follow Ganon around for the day. Don't you wonder what he does? Let's take a look!

Ganon sits down on an easy chair and starts watching TV

LL: Well, um, let's see what channels he watches!

Ganon flips the channel and it shows the cooking channel

LL: Okay, so he likes cooking, no big deal.

Ganon get's up and walks to the kitchen. He takes out some ingredients and starts cooking

LL: So, he like's cooking, that isn't anything big

After he was done cooking dinner he walks outside

LL: Let's follow him!

When LL get's outside she see's Ganon breakdancing. All the Gerudos or cheering

LL: I've had enough! This is just plain old stupid!

Ganon stops dancing

Ganon: Uh ya, my mama says that whoever says potty words like that should be kicked out of Gerudo Fortress forever, bye bye.

LL: Grrr…

Two gerudo's walk over to LL and throw her out of Gerudo Fortress, Gerudo Valley, and into the CBS News station.

Some guy: So how was your interview LL?

LL: Just peachy…

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I know it sucked and it wasn't funny… I'm not my usual humorous self lately. Okay, in your interviews, tell me who you want me to interview next because, I'm not a good picker. Thanx! Ciao!