More madness!!!



I own Neither GW or the WoO



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"Hello?! Uh, Wufei?! Hello?!?!" the purple eyed boy waved his hands in front of the Asian boys face frantically coming close to hitting him. Wufei shook himself out of his trance and grabbed both of Duo's waving arms in one tanned hand. "Would you stop that?!" he growled angrily and yanked the pale arms downward. "Jeez," Duo complained, sniffing, "I was just worried about you; I mean you're standing there like you're freaking nuts or something, man..." Sighing, the Chinese teen reached out to grab the chestnut braid in order to shut him up. Not really seeing anything very clearly, he caught what seemed fairly similar and yanked, but instead of the smaller boy's head snapping back, as he was so accustomed to, Duo howled painfully and moved his tail away. The confused pilot stared at it, and when he was finally able to find his voice, he yelped, "WHAT IN THE HELL?!?!?"



Hilde giggled at his reaction and watched with avid interest as Wufei turned the color of Duo's eyes. "Breathe, Wufei," the tailed boy coached softly, "breathe." Doing as he was told, the dark-haired boy huffed, desperately trying get air into his lungs. Finally being able to find enough air, he spoke: "Okay (huff) Duo, (Huff). You are (huff) going to tell me (huff) WHERE-" "In the hell you are..." Duo and Hilde both finished for him, rolling their eyes in annoyance. The still huffing teen glared at them both and waited for the American to answer. When he didn't respond, the still glaring boy reached out blindly for tail or braid, not caring which. Finding the braid, he jerked and with a 'yipe' Duo sat down, tenderly stroking the back of his head; he gave a small whimper and said, "That was unnecessary."



Not breaking his glare, the dark-eyed teen jabbed one accusatory finger at him, nearly poking the other pilot in the forehead. "What is this place?!" he ground out, his teeth clenched. Duo sighed and tossed his braid aside. He nibbled on his lip. Impatient, the tanned boy opened his mouth to speak, but before he could, he felt someone stoking his rabbit ears. Turning around slowly , he fixed his glare on Hilde who snapped her head in surprise and smiled sheepishly. "Sorry," she apologized weakly and took two steps to the side.



When he glanced back at the tailed boy, he nearly choked. Duo had undone his hair, but was tying it all back up using both his hands and his tail, oblivious to the other boy's surprise. A moment later he was done with the braid, his black tail petting the top of his head, looking for any fly-a-ways or lumps in his chestnut hair. Satisfied, he looked back at his friend, and when he received the surprised look, all he could say was, "What?"

Wufei gave a sigh of exasperation and buried his face in his hands. "I just want to know where the hell I am!" he wailed, though slightly muffled due to his hands. A small sympathetic hand was placed on his shoulder and the Asian boy could hear the purple-eyed boy shifting from his sitting position to give him a hug. "It's okay, Wu-man," he reassured softly. Raising his head, he smiled feebly, and stood. "I guess you're not going to tell me where the hell I am, are you?" he asked, a small edge of irritation in his voice.



Duo grinned and said, "Nope, you're supposed to figure it out all by yourself! But I am coming with you...I'm gonna ask Treize to make me a human-human, not a cat-human, so you might as well have some company, right?" He hopped up, still smiling. Wufei sighed again. He could feel a headache coming on.



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"So long!" Hilde whooped loudly. Duo was walking backwards blowing all the White Fangs kisses. His companion rubbed his aching temples and with a quick move, grabbed the braid and started pulling away swiftly, while the tailed boy struggled. Once released from his friend's grip, he turned around one last time to wave, then continued to walk with the Asian boy.



A silence fell over them as they trudged along, each lost in their own thoughts. Finally, however, the purple-eyed teen broke the silence. "So... uh,... where are you from? I know where I'm from, but I don't know where you're from, but I know you. I mean, I know you, I don't know how, but I know I know you."



Wufei gave a sidelong glance at his rambling friend and shrugged. "Where I come from there are-" Suddenly, a very familiar voice filled the surrounding area and cut the teen off, mid-sentence: "The year was AC 195..." Groaning, the tanned boy grabbed Duo and ran as fast as he could away from the booming voice of the narrator.



"WHAT'S WRONG?!" Duo practically had to yell over the thunderous voice. "WHAT?!" asked the Chinese teen, his face set in one of deaf confusion. "WHAT?" the cat-boy hollered in response. "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" the dark-haired pilot screamed, pointing to his ears. "NO YOUR EARS DON'T LOOK FAT!" came the reply. Blinking, Wufei stared at Duo, and he stared back. Shrugging, they continued, the voice soon fading away.



After walking along the Rainbow Road for seven miles, Duo started getting tired. He was sleepy and his feet hurt and he didn't even get a catnap! "Come on," Wufei persuaded, his voice lined with a bit of tiredness. "It's not that far, I mean, Look! You can see the Rose Castle where the Trieze of Oz is." The chestnut haired teen pouted and replied, "It looks like a sand castle from here! Hell, it looks like a freakin' little sand castle!" Sighing, the Chinese boy had to agree. "Fine. Let's sit over there; there's shade over by that tree." The American boy nodded enthusiastically and skipped over to the large tree, ready for a nap.



Before he could even close his eyes, however, Duo felt like he was being watched, but not in a bad way. Grinning to himself, he thought about shifting to lie in the most provocative position he could think of. Unfortunately, the best thing that came to mind was curling up like a cat. 'No good,' he thought sullenly and shrugged. "Whatever. I'm tired anyway." His companion lifted an eyebrow in surprise. "What? Were you talking to me?" The teen shook his head quickly, a small flush of embarrassment growing on his cheeks. Duo closed his amethyst eyes and let sleep come to him.



Wufei, however, was not that fortunate. There was something watching him, he felt, but what it was indeterminable. The Asian boy waited for a moment, and when nothing happened, he closed his eyes...only to hear rustling. "Fuck," he heard a very familiar voice cursed and when he opened his black eyes, he was speechless. It was Heero Yuy, wearing his traditional black spandex and tank top, looking more disgruntled than usual. "Heero?!" Wufei yelped in surprise.



Heero glared at his friend and did a very shocking thing: he reached into his shorts quickly, and when his hand reappeared, it was holding a handful of straw. "Dammit!" he cursed again, dropping the golden pieces of straw. Unknown to either, Duo had roused and was looking very surprised. "Heero!" he exclaimed and ran towards his koi. The Japanese boy stumbled back a step when his boyfriend glomped him, but managed to stay standing. He lifted Duo and Kissed him. "Hi, koi," he whispered and planted another kiss on the braided boy.



A moment of silence passed and after that, another (An: Sorry, couldn't help it). Wufei stared quietly before simply saying (quite loudly): "WHAT IN THE HELL?!?!"



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To be continued...?



Hehehe...I guess you've figured out who Heero is, eh? The ScareCrow! Except he has Straw down his pants (kinky).