Chapter Two: Interviewing Angela


ZBG: G'day mate!

H: Um....

ZBG: Who are we interviewing today?

H: Angela.

ZBG: Hiya, Angela.

A: Hey, Zell. Hey, Hikaru.

ZBG: How's it going?

A: Alright, I suppose, how 'bout you two?

H&ZBG: Okay.

H: So, how's things going with Duran?

A: Pretty good.

ZBG: Duran was one of my favourite guys in SOM2.

H: I was all for Hawk.

ZBG&H Drools.

A: Hey, bitch! You besta be keepin' ya hands off mah man!

ZBG: Erm...

Angela stands up: You wanna take this outside?!

H: Why is everyone in this game so violent?

ZBG cries: I dunno, but it's wrong!

A: I'm sorry, I'm just really protective of Duran.

ZBG: o.0

H: It's okay.

ZBG: Next ? for ya, how did it feel to almost get killed by your own mother?

A: My mother was under Koren's control.

H: Your mother.......scared me.

ZBG: Fish scare you.

A: Fish?

-Shock-

H: Hey! Why'd I get shocked?!

ZBG: Hehehehehe.....o.0

H pouts.

A: You two are weird, ya know that?

ZBG nods.

H: Are you really spoiled?

A: JUST BECAUSE I GET EVERYTHING I WANT DOESN'T MEAN I'M SPOILED! I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

H: Jeez.

ZBG: I'm terrified to ask you another question.

H: Yeah, my head hurts now.

A: Aspirin?

H: Thank you.

ZBG: -Yawn- So, Angela, how's your sex life with Duran?

A: Actually, Duran is REALLY good in bed.

ZBG: Really? How big is his....manhood?

A: Huge.

ZBG: Really? I heard ya could hide it behind a wet noodle.

A: Andaconda would be a good name for it.

ZBG: Does he name his?

A: He refers to it as his little "guy", but I like to call it "BOB".

ZBG: That's so cute!

H: DON'T YOU TWO HAVE ANY SHAME?!

ZBG: Is he into foreplay?

A: Oh, girl, you should see some of the stuff he does!

H: LALALALALA! I DON'T HEAR THIS! I DON'T HEAR THIS!

A: He likes to lick my ear. It gives me goosebumps.

ZBG: Hehehehe.

H: THAT'S IT! THIS SHOW IS OVER! BYE-BYE!

ZBG: So... does he like to....*AHEM* ya?

A: Oh, he's a god at that...

-ZBG and A continue to talk about Duran's sexual abilities. H eventually went insane, screamed, and ran into a wall.-












H: Sad.

ZBG: Very.

H: Sick.

ZBG: Twisted.

H: Byebye.

ZBG: Stay tuned in next week! When we interview........KEVIN!

H: YAY!

ZBG: Just for you, our fans!!! :)

H: Love ya!!!!





*This ficcie belongs to me. You belong to me. SOM2 belongs to SS. I'm sorry. H belongs to Grant. ZBG belongs to Grant. You still belong to us though. Hehehehe. o.0 *