Chapter Two: Interviewing Angela
ZBG: G'day mate!
H: Um....
ZBG: Who are we interviewing today?
H: Angela.
ZBG: Hiya, Angela.
A: Hey, Zell. Hey, Hikaru.
ZBG: How's it going?
A: Alright, I suppose, how 'bout you two?
H&ZBG: Okay.
H: So, how's things going with Duran?
A: Pretty good.
ZBG: Duran was one of my favourite guys in SOM2.
H: I was all for Hawk.
ZBG&H Drools.
A: Hey, bitch! You besta be keepin' ya hands off mah man!
ZBG: Erm...
Angela stands up: You wanna take this outside?!
H: Why is everyone in this game so violent?
ZBG cries: I dunno, but it's wrong!
A: I'm sorry, I'm just really protective of Duran.
ZBG: o.0
H: It's okay.
ZBG: Next ? for ya, how did it feel to almost get killed by your own mother?
A: My mother was under Koren's control.
H: Your mother.......scared me.
ZBG: Fish scare you.
A: Fish?
-Shock-
H: Hey! Why'd I get shocked?!
ZBG: Hehehehehe.....o.0
H pouts.
A: You two are weird, ya know that?
ZBG nods.
H: Are you really spoiled?
A: JUST BECAUSE I GET EVERYTHING I WANT DOESN'T MEAN I'M SPOILED! I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!
H: Jeez.
ZBG: I'm terrified to ask you another question.
H: Yeah, my head hurts now.
A: Aspirin?
H: Thank you.
ZBG: -Yawn- So, Angela, how's your sex life with Duran?
A: Actually, Duran is REALLY good in bed.
ZBG: Really? How big is his....manhood?
A: Huge.
ZBG: Really? I heard ya could hide it behind a wet noodle.
A: Andaconda would be a good name for it.
ZBG: Does he name his?
A: He refers to it as his little "guy", but I like to call it "BOB".
ZBG: That's so cute!
H: DON'T YOU TWO HAVE ANY SHAME?!
ZBG: Is he into foreplay?
A: Oh, girl, you should see some of the stuff he does!
H: LALALALALA! I DON'T HEAR THIS! I DON'T HEAR THIS!
A: He likes to lick my ear. It gives me goosebumps.
ZBG: Hehehehe.
H: THAT'S IT! THIS SHOW IS OVER! BYE-BYE!
ZBG: So... does he like to....*AHEM* ya?
A: Oh, he's a god at that...
-ZBG and A continue to talk about Duran's sexual abilities. H eventually went insane, screamed, and ran into a wall.-
H: Sad.
ZBG: Very.
H: Sick.
ZBG: Twisted.
H: Byebye.
ZBG: Stay tuned in next week! When we interview........KEVIN!
H: YAY!
ZBG: Just for you, our fans!!! :)
H: Love ya!!!!
*This ficcie belongs to me. You belong to me. SOM2 belongs to SS. I'm sorry. H belongs to Grant. ZBG belongs to Grant. You still belong to us though. Hehehehe. o.0 *
ZBG: G'day mate!
H: Um....
ZBG: Who are we interviewing today?
H: Angela.
ZBG: Hiya, Angela.
A: Hey, Zell. Hey, Hikaru.
ZBG: How's it going?
A: Alright, I suppose, how 'bout you two?
H&ZBG: Okay.
H: So, how's things going with Duran?
A: Pretty good.
ZBG: Duran was one of my favourite guys in SOM2.
H: I was all for Hawk.
ZBG&H Drools.
A: Hey, bitch! You besta be keepin' ya hands off mah man!
ZBG: Erm...
Angela stands up: You wanna take this outside?!
H: Why is everyone in this game so violent?
ZBG cries: I dunno, but it's wrong!
A: I'm sorry, I'm just really protective of Duran.
ZBG: o.0
H: It's okay.
ZBG: Next ? for ya, how did it feel to almost get killed by your own mother?
A: My mother was under Koren's control.
H: Your mother.......scared me.
ZBG: Fish scare you.
A: Fish?
-Shock-
H: Hey! Why'd I get shocked?!
ZBG: Hehehehehe.....o.0
H pouts.
A: You two are weird, ya know that?
ZBG nods.
H: Are you really spoiled?
A: JUST BECAUSE I GET EVERYTHING I WANT DOESN'T MEAN I'M SPOILED! I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!
H: Jeez.
ZBG: I'm terrified to ask you another question.
H: Yeah, my head hurts now.
A: Aspirin?
H: Thank you.
ZBG: -Yawn- So, Angela, how's your sex life with Duran?
A: Actually, Duran is REALLY good in bed.
ZBG: Really? How big is his....manhood?
A: Huge.
ZBG: Really? I heard ya could hide it behind a wet noodle.
A: Andaconda would be a good name for it.
ZBG: Does he name his?
A: He refers to it as his little "guy", but I like to call it "BOB".
ZBG: That's so cute!
H: DON'T YOU TWO HAVE ANY SHAME?!
ZBG: Is he into foreplay?
A: Oh, girl, you should see some of the stuff he does!
H: LALALALALA! I DON'T HEAR THIS! I DON'T HEAR THIS!
A: He likes to lick my ear. It gives me goosebumps.
ZBG: Hehehehe.
H: THAT'S IT! THIS SHOW IS OVER! BYE-BYE!
ZBG: So... does he like to....*AHEM* ya?
A: Oh, he's a god at that...
-ZBG and A continue to talk about Duran's sexual abilities. H eventually went insane, screamed, and ran into a wall.-
H: Sad.
ZBG: Very.
H: Sick.
ZBG: Twisted.
H: Byebye.
ZBG: Stay tuned in next week! When we interview........KEVIN!
H: YAY!
ZBG: Just for you, our fans!!! :)
H: Love ya!!!!
*This ficcie belongs to me. You belong to me. SOM2 belongs to SS. I'm sorry. H belongs to Grant. ZBG belongs to Grant. You still belong to us though. Hehehehe. o.0 *
