Chapter 1: Trapped in a Trailer
HHH: That's not what happened on Friends last night, Lita!
Lita: Yes it is, Paul.
HHH: My names not Paul! It's Hunter. At least my names not Amy!
Lita: I'm proud of my name.
Chyna: What are we doing here?
Vince walks in the room
Vince: I've decided to pick nine people to be in the WWF contest to
see who is the toughest WF wrestler. What they have to do is stay in a
trailer until they can't take it any longer. The person who stays in
the trailer the longest wins $1,000,000! The nine people I chose were
you guys!
The Rock: The Rock don't want to stay in a stupid trailer with a bunch
of rooty poos!
Steven Richards: Don't say stupid or rooty poos in this trailer.
The Rock: The Rock can say whatever he wants so shut up!
Jeff: I'm not a rooty poo Rocky.
The Rock: Don't you dare call The Rock, Rocky!
Jeff: Sorry Rocky! Anyone want some Skittles?
Everyone except Team X-treme: I hate Skittles!
Jeff: WHAT?! YOU HATE SKITTLES?!
Matt & Lita: Calm yourself Jeffy.
Jeff: Do you want some Skittles Rocky?
The Rock: That's it!
Jeff: Whats it Rocky?
The Rock: The Rock is leaving!
Jeff: You can't leave me here with all these rooty poos.
Lita: It's okay Jeffy. You have us.
HHH: That's not what happened on Friends last night, Lita!
Lita: Yes it is, Paul.
HHH: My names not Paul! It's Hunter. At least my names not Amy!
Lita: I'm proud of my name.
Chyna: What are we doing here?
Vince walks in the room
Vince: I've decided to pick nine people to be in the WWF contest to
see who is the toughest WF wrestler. What they have to do is stay in a
trailer until they can't take it any longer. The person who stays in
the trailer the longest wins $1,000,000! The nine people I chose were
you guys!
The Rock: The Rock don't want to stay in a stupid trailer with a bunch
of rooty poos!
Steven Richards: Don't say stupid or rooty poos in this trailer.
The Rock: The Rock can say whatever he wants so shut up!
Jeff: I'm not a rooty poo Rocky.
The Rock: Don't you dare call The Rock, Rocky!
Jeff: Sorry Rocky! Anyone want some Skittles?
Everyone except Team X-treme: I hate Skittles!
Jeff: WHAT?! YOU HATE SKITTLES?!
Matt & Lita: Calm yourself Jeffy.
Jeff: Do you want some Skittles Rocky?
The Rock: That's it!
Jeff: Whats it Rocky?
The Rock: The Rock is leaving!
Jeff: You can't leave me here with all these rooty poos.
Lita: It's okay Jeffy. You have us.
