"Good Morning, Ash!" Brock yelled happily.
"Huh? Let me
sleep."
"Sleep? I'm not
letting you sleep. We're going to build
a mountain."
"Funny, Brock. You build mountain, I watch. I'm
not the one who wants to impress a girl." Misty's enough to handle, Ash
thought.
"Well, if you won't help. Then I'm going to do it myself!"
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9:00 AM…
"How's it going?" Ash asked as he sat studying his badges.
"Wonderful!" Brock
said. He was slowly moving rocks (with
the help of his Pokemon.)
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10:00 AM…
"Pikachu, have you ever
noticed that every badge has the same little symbol on the back?"
"Pi Pika!"
"How's it going, Brock?"
"Great!" Brock said a
little tried.
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11:00 AM
"You know something,
Pikachu? This is the best day of the
whole vacation. Let's go on a nature
walk without Brock to bother us. Pikachu,
can you get my camera? I promised Misty
to get some photos."
"Pi," Pikachu nodded,
and ran to get the camera.
"How's it going, Brock?"
"Fine!" Brock mumbled.
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12:00 PM
"How's it going, Brock?" Ash asked coming back from his nature walk.
"Okay…" Brock was very
tried, but the "mountain" was already two feet tall.
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Hour after hour went by,
and Ash had never been more relaxed.
"HA HA HA!!!!! I did it!!!" Brock shouted.
"That's great, Brock…"
Ash said.
"I'm going to look for
the girl now."
"Have a good time."
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10:00 PM
"Oh, Brock, you're
back."
"I'm so stupid!!! That 'girl' was really an OLD, the keyword
is 'old', lady!!!"
So, now you figured
out that you're stupid. "Brock, can
I ask a question?"
"You just did!" Brock shouted as he banged his on the
nearest tree.
"When are we going to go
home?"
"RIGHT NOW!!!" Brock yelled, as he dumped everything in the
truck. "Get in!"
"Yes, sir!"
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6:00 AM
"Hi, guys! You're back!" Misty said cheerfully.
"Yes, we are," Brock
said sounding very relieved.
"Ash," Misty whispered,
"what's wrong with Brock? He sounds
very stressed."
"The usual," Ash
whispered back.
Misty knew right away
that the "usual" meant women problems. "Maybe we should leave him alone for a while."
"Let's talk to him
first. Hi, Brock. Wanna go inside for breakfast?"
"Breakfast? If that hottie was a younger, I could have
invited her to breakfast, or maybe lunch, but mostly dinner." Brock's eyes,
which had dark rings under them, began to fill with tears.
"Let's go!" Misty
shouted pulling Ash's arm.
"Good idea."
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8:00 AM
Ash and Misty came back
to where Brock was. They found his
sound asleep, sucking his thump.
"Um…Ash, do men suck
their thumps?"
"No, but I'm still a
kid. No way do I want to be a man
yet! I'm going to become a Pokemon
Master first!"
"Whatever you say,
stupid!" Misty said.
"I'm not stupid!"
"Whatever you say,
stupid!"
Ash and Misty walked
down the hall arguing all the way.
Pikachu started to
follow, 'What a trip. Sleep well "manly
baby Brock.'"
The End. Peace!
