From: WUFEI CHANG, ALL HAIL HIM!!! (im_da_man@kissmyfeet.com)
To: Duo my court jester (god_of_death@jokesonyou.com), That guy who never talks (drawing_a_blank@whatever.com), My faithful subject Quatre (qrwinner@resourcesatellite.net), Hiro the town nutcase (atomic_boy01@sigmundfreud.org)
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RE: FWD: SURVEY!!! FILL ME OUT NOW!!!

these things are for sissies..but I got bored so oh well.

~WUFEI THE KING OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!

From: Duo Maxwell (god_of_death@jokesonyou.com)
To: Hiro Yuy (atomic_boy01@sigmundfreud.org), Wufei Chang (im_da_man@kissmyfeet.com), Quatre Winner (qrwinner@resourcesatellite.net), Trowa Barton (drawing_a_blank@whatever.com)
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Re: FWD: SURVEY!!! FILL ME OUT NOW!!!


sick of my forwards yet?? heh, heh!! This is only the beginning!!!

~*Duo

Forward reads as follows....

1. Full Name: Wufei Chang, King of the universe and everything in it!!!!
2. Nickname: NICKNAMES ARE FOR SISSY BOYS!!!!!!
3. Age: 15
4. Gender: I'M ALLL MAN!!!!!!!

Section Two: Favorites

1. Fave color blood red...hee hee heeeee
2. Fave Band: Metallica
3. Fave Song: ANYTHING HEAVY METAL!!!!!!
4. Fave Movie: The Matrix
5. Fave Actor: Keanu Reeves (cuz he reminds me of me!!!!!)
6. Fave Actress: WOMEN can't act!
7. Fave Food: a big, manly half-raw steak slathered in Tabasco sauce!!!!
8. Fave Drink: alcoholic: BEER!!! umm..not that I've ever had any....
9. Fave Soft Drink: A HUGE WIDE-MOUTHED CAN OF MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!!!

Section Three: LOVE LIFE

1. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: GOOD LORD NO!!!!!!!!!!
2. If so, who?
3. Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? my TV and my truckload of masculinity!!
4. Where do you want to spend your honeymoon? I DON'T WANNA GET MARRIED!!!!!!!!
5. Do you have guy/girl problems right now?: Meiran....*sniff*

Section Five: Future

1. Husband/Wife: I still...I mean...I don't think...never mind
2. Number of Children: none
3. How many of each sex: none
4. Name of possible guy: i don't want kids...
5. Name of possible girl: don't talk to me...
6. Future Car: Harley ^^
7. Future occupation: PYROTECHNITION!!!!!!!!!!

Section Six: Random Questions

1. If you could change your name, what would it be?: Wufei Chang..International Man of Mystery...Wufei Chang..Man of the Century...Wufei Chang..KING OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!
2. Shout outs to any friends: nope.
3. What are your best and worst qualities?
Best: I'm so manly it hurts!!
Worst: that Noin woman made a fool outta me!!!!!
4. How far have you gone with a chick/guy? you guys forget that *I'VE* been married!! NYAH!!!!!
5. What's your favortie color? blood red
6. What's your favorite piece of clothing that you own? my bunny slippers..NOT!!!!
7. What celebrity would you love to meet? who's to say *I'M* not a celebrity?
8. Who do you like? Meiraaaaaan....
Do they like you back? she DID before those bakas killed her...;_;
9. If you could kill one person without being punished who would it be? ANYONE WHO DARES TO OPPOSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. Coffee house or trendy club? both are for artsy-fartsy fruits!
11.If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? pfft. nothing!
12. Have you ever done anything illegal, and what? so what if I have?? It was legitimate cuz of the war and all.
13. Sneakers or bare feet? bunny slippers *_*....NOT!!! REALLY!!! NO BUNNY SLIPPERS FOR WUFEI!!!!!!
14. Jacuzzi or swimming pool? swimming pool then running into the jacuzzi so I get that neato tight feeling
15. Beach or forest? beach so everyone can marvel and be jealous over my rock-hard abs
16. Vinyl pants or jeans? sweatpants
17. Bath or shower? shower!!! BATHS ARE FOR WOMEN!!!!
18. Cd or radio? CDs..when you're sick of em you can chuck em at your neighbor's yappy pet chiuahuah
19. Short or long hair? short ponytail.....gotta problem with that??
20. Math or english? PE
21. Would you rather be understood completely or loved unconditionally and why? WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS?????
22. What's the most daring thing you've done? pfft. everything!
23. What kind of underwear do you wear, if any, and why? boxers..you'd never catch me in those pretty boy briefs!!!!
24. Who has had the biggest influence on your life?: DUH!! Myself, of COURSE!
25. Everyone has at least one experiance where they stop and go "wow, this is what it feels like to be alive." If you don't get this, you haven't yet, if you have, what's yours? every blow to someone else's head makes me feel warm & fuzzy inside
26. Who is the person you most admire, and why? Myself....CUZ I'M DA MAN!!!!!!!!!
27. What sign are you, and do you believe in astrology? only sissies believe in astrology.
28. What do you think is the worst thing a person could possibly do? OPPOSE MY RULE!!!!!!!!!!
29. What religion are you and why? umm...whever I was on L5....I forget
30. Do you have any reoccuring dreams, and what? I don't dream
31. What are you most afraid of? THE GREAT WUFEI FEARS NOTHING!!!!! NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
32. What's the worst thing you've ever done? let all the WOMEN live
33. What do you think is the sexiest thing a guy/girl could possibly do? pfft..no one can compare to me so why even try??
34. What color are your eyes? i never really noticed....
35. What does your room look like? NICE AND MANLY!!!!!!!!!!
36. What's your obseesion(s)? I have no obsessions..that's Hiro's thing with his obsessive-compulsive disorder and the voices and stuff...
37. If you had to be blind or deaf, but you could pick which, what would it be, and why? neither
38. Who understands you the most? myself
39. What is the biggest problem in your life right now? I'm not the king of the universe...yet!
40. What is the best thing in your life right now? myself!
42. What's your opinion on anorexia?: on what?
43. What's your opinion on love?: *bites lower lip* ummm........considering NONE of you guys would know..it...um...is..pretty.....nice.....now get off this topic before i call Hiro over and have him set my computer on fire....
44. What's your address? like I'd REALLY say
45. Tea, coffee, soda, juice, or water? Gatorade
46. Tofu or meat? tofu??...GAH, TOFU????!!!! GIMME A NICE, BLOODY HALF-RAW STEAK ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47. Dogs or cats? rotweillers!
48. What do you sleep in? my boxers and uhhh.....bunny slippers....
49. What do you look like this year, compared to 7th grade? hmmm....I...uuhhh...ahh....wore glasses.....
50. Do you Yahoo? I WOULD if Hiro hadn't deleted it after he had to use MY computer cuz he blew his up.
51. Do you think you're attractive?: nope...I'm SEXY!!!
52. Do you think you're a good person to be around?: DUH!!!!!
53. What are your ambitions?: huh? ambitions?
54. Are you happy or depressed?: uhhh..half and half...
55. Favorite quote?: "Prepare to DIIIIE!!!!!' ~Princess Ayeka (my sister in law UU())
56. Last requests?: this was a waste of time