The World Has Gone Insane

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The World Has Gone Insane

Chapter 2:

Heero Yuy, The Invincible Tulip Bulb Planter!

~Zenovia Aisling

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Okay, so we meet the pilots again, stationed at some underground base in, er… Montana. They haven't received any orders for some time now, so they've been hanging out and um, "keeping fit." Now, to our story…

Trowa's Bedroom…

"HA! I beat you AGAIN!" Wufei cackled gleefully.

"You suck…" Trowa muttered.

"Had enough yet?" Wufei snickered.

"One more go…" Trowa challenged.

"Oy, They'll never learn…" Duo sighed.

The pilots were spread out across the room, everyone was there, except Relena, who was still sleeping. Duo had set his heart out to build the Gundam Deathsythe Hell model, Heero was busy hacking into OZ data files, Wufei and Trowa were blowing each other to pieces playing a video game, (Pokemon Stadium 2) and Quatre was sitting on the window seat, reading a book. Their peace was disturbed when… *BLAM!!* The TV blew up. But, it all made sense, because Wufei and Trowa had been playing for about, oh, six and a half hours. "Huh?" Wufei blinked.

"The TV just blew up, Wufei." Trowa patted his shoulder reassuringly.

"Kay, we'll just play on another TV. C'mon!" Wufei got up, brushed his shirt off, and dragged Trowa out of the room.

"He didn't even say-," Duo was interrupted by a gut-wrenching yell.

"INJUSTICE!!!" Wufei bellowed.

"Never mind." Duo corrected himself.

"Duo, Duo, Duo. When will you learn. Wufei always takes the chance to say 'Injustice' when he can." Heero smirked, not looking away from his laptop screen.

At that moment, Relena barged in, (without knocking) and yells; "What the HELL just expl-," she stopped mid-sentence, realizing that, a.) no one was listening to her, b.)the TV was not there anymore, and c.) there was a lot of rubbish on the carpet. "Oh. Never mind, then." She then shut the door silently behind her.

"Girls!" Heero muttered under his breath, eyes still glued to the laptop screen.

"Who wants to bet that Wufei and Trowa's little 'accident' woke her up?" Quatre smiled evilly.

"I do…" Wufei stumbled into the room. His shirt was torn, his pants were ripped, and he had a black eye.

Quatre leapt up, causing the heavy Harry Potter book to crash onto his foot. "YEOWCH!!!" He screamed.

Shrugging, Heero picked up the telephone. "Hello? Sally? Yeah. Who? Quatre and Wufei. Not really. Nope. No blood. Well, Wufei blew the TV in Trowa's room up, so he and Trowa went and played N64 in another room. Relena woke up when the TV blew, and barged into Trowa's room, sensing that the explosion happened in here. She then ran off and beat up Wufei. What? Oh, Trowa? I don't know…Well, anyway, Wufei stumbled into the room, and Quatre leapt up to help. His book fell on his foot. That's how it happened," Heero dropped the telephone. Trowa had just walked in, covered in make-up, head to toe. He was also carrying a purse, and was wearing a bright magenta party dress that belonged to Relena. "Okay, Trowa just walked in. Yeah, he looks fine, except for the fact that he is covered in make-up, wearing a dress, and is carrying a purse. No. Stop laughing. What about Wufei and Quatre? Yes, please come up to help. Thank-you." Heero hung the phone up.

"I HATE Relena!" Trowa bellowed. He then proceeded to waddle unevenly into the bathroom on high heels. Within seconds, they could hear water being turned on.

"He must be taking a shower," Shrugged Duo, who's eyes were glued to the half finished Deathsythe Hell model. "Whadda ya think? Cool, huh? Too bad it's not done yet."

"Uggghhh…Injustice…ouch…" Wufei twitched on the floor.

"Whoa! Do that again!" Duo grinned.

"Shut-up, baka onna!" Heero growled, smacking Duo upside the head.

"Whaaaaaaaat?" Duo whined while rubbing the spot Heero had smacked. "Oh, and I'm not a woman!"

"Hn." Was Heero's reply.

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Quatre's Bedroom…

"I am weak…" Wufei groaned.

"Kuso…" Heero cursed, because

All of the pilots had moved to Quatre's bedroom because it was the closest to Trowa's. (Sally Po refused to pay medical attention to Wufei and Quatre in a trashed room. 'What the hell did you do to this room?!?!' was her first reaction when she saw Trowa's room.) Now, Wufei and Quatre were lying in beds, Duo was building the Deathsythe Hell Model, (again) and Heero was taking a break from computer hacking, and was playing Pokemon Stadium 2 with Trowa. (sigh…men…*puts head in hand and shakes head.*) "Haa-ohhh…," Trowa's cry of victory quickly changed to defeat when Heero knocked out his Pokemon. "You baka!" Trowa growled.

"Hn." Heero smirked evilly.

"You guys! Don't be so loud-," Duo hissed.

"Oh, since when did you-," Trowa glanced over his shoulder, only to see Duo's eyes still glued to the model. "Ugh. Nevermind."

"What? I need total concentration for this!" Duo whined.

"All of you! Shush! Wufei and Quatre need rest!" Sally Po warned.

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In the hanger…

"Uh, guys?" Quatre cleared his throat to get everyone's attention.

"Hm?" Trowa raised an eyebrow.

The pilots are in the hanger, making repairs and adjustments to their Gundams. Quatre walks in and clears his throat. "I'm afraid Romefeller has located our position.

"Shit." The braided one swore.

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