Disclaimer: I do
not own Gundam Wing or any of its components. (though I wish I did…wait,
doesn't everyone?
Chapter 2:
Heero Yuy, The Invincible
Tulip Bulb Planter!
~Zenovia Aisling
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"HA! I beat you AGAIN!" Wufei
cackled gleefully.
"You suck…" Trowa muttered.
"Had enough yet?" Wufei snickered.
"One more go…" Trowa challenged.
"Oy, They'll never learn…" Duo
sighed.
The
pilots were spread out across the room, everyone was there, except Relena, who
was still sleeping. Duo had set his heart out to build the Gundam Deathsythe
Hell model, Heero was busy hacking into OZ data files, Wufei and Trowa were
blowing each other to pieces playing a video game, (Pokemon Stadium 2) and
Quatre was sitting on the window seat, reading a book. Their peace was
disturbed when… *BLAM!!* The TV blew up. But, it all made sense, because Wufei
and Trowa had been playing for about, oh, six and a half hours. "Huh?" Wufei
blinked.
"The TV just blew up, Wufei." Trowa
patted his shoulder reassuringly.
"Kay, we'll just play on another TV.
C'mon!" Wufei got up, brushed his shirt off, and dragged Trowa out of the room.
"He didn't even say-," Duo was
interrupted by a gut-wrenching yell.
"INJUSTICE!!!" Wufei bellowed.
"Never mind." Duo corrected himself.
"Duo, Duo, Duo. When will you learn.
Wufei always takes the chance to say 'Injustice' when he can." Heero smirked,
not looking away from his laptop screen.
At
that moment, Relena barged in, (without knocking) and yells; "What the HELL
just expl-," she stopped mid-sentence, realizing that, a.) no one was listening
to her, b.)the TV was not there anymore, and c.) there was a lot of rubbish on
the carpet. "Oh. Never mind, then." She then shut the door silently behind her.
"Girls!" Heero muttered under his
breath, eyes still glued to the laptop screen.
"Who wants to bet that Wufei and
Trowa's little 'accident' woke her up?" Quatre smiled evilly.
"I do…" Wufei stumbled into the
room. His shirt was torn, his pants were ripped, and he had a black eye.
Quatre
leapt up, causing the heavy Harry Potter book to crash onto his foot.
"YEOWCH!!!" He screamed.
Shrugging, Heero picked up the
telephone. "Hello? Sally? Yeah. Who? Quatre and Wufei. Not really. Nope. No blood.
Well, Wufei blew the TV in Trowa's room up, so he and Trowa went and played N64
in another room. Relena woke up when the TV blew, and barged into Trowa's room,
sensing that the explosion happened in here. She then ran off and beat up
Wufei. What? Oh, Trowa? I don't know…Well, anyway, Wufei stumbled into the
room, and Quatre leapt up to help. His book fell on his foot. That's how it
happened," Heero dropped the telephone. Trowa had just walked in, covered in
make-up, head to toe. He was also carrying a purse, and was wearing a bright
magenta party dress that belonged to Relena. "Okay, Trowa just walked in. Yeah,
he looks fine, except for the fact that he is covered in make-up, wearing a
dress, and is carrying a purse. No. Stop laughing. What about Wufei and Quatre?
Yes, please come up to help. Thank-you." Heero hung the phone up.
"I HATE Relena!" Trowa bellowed. He then proceeded to waddle unevenly into the bathroom on high heels. Within seconds, they could hear water being turned on.
"He must be taking a shower,"
Shrugged Duo, who's eyes were glued to the half finished Deathsythe Hell model.
"Whadda ya think? Cool, huh? Too bad it's not done yet."
"Uggghhh…Injustice…ouch…" Wufei
twitched on the floor.
"Whoa! Do that again!" Duo grinned.
"Shut-up, baka onna!" Heero growled,
smacking Duo upside the head.
"Whaaaaaaaat?" Duo whined while rubbing the spot Heero had smacked. "Oh, and I'm not a woman!"
"Hn." Was Heero's reply.
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Quatre's Bedroom…
"I am weak…" Wufei groaned.
"Kuso…" Heero cursed, because
All
of the pilots had moved to Quatre's bedroom because it was the closest to
Trowa's. (Sally Po refused to pay medical attention to Wufei and Quatre in a
trashed room. 'What the hell did you do to this room?!?!' was her first
reaction when she saw Trowa's room.) Now, Wufei and Quatre were lying in beds,
Duo was building the Deathsythe Hell Model, (again) and Heero was taking a
break from computer hacking, and was playing Pokemon Stadium 2 with Trowa.
(sigh…men…*puts head in hand and shakes head.*) "Haa-ohhh…," Trowa's cry of
victory quickly changed to defeat when Heero knocked out his Pokemon. "You
baka!" Trowa growled.
"Hn." Heero smirked evilly.
"You guys! Don't be so loud-," Duo
hissed.
"Oh, since when did you-," Trowa
glanced over his shoulder, only to see Duo's eyes still glued to the model.
"Ugh. Nevermind."
"What? I need total concentration
for this!" Duo whined.
"All of you! Shush! Wufei and Quatre
need rest!" Sally Po warned.
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In the hanger…
"Uh, guys?" Quatre cleared his throat to get everyone's attention.
"Hm?" Trowa raised an eyebrow.
The
pilots are in the hanger, making repairs and adjustments to their Gundams.
Quatre walks in and clears his throat. "I'm afraid Romefeller has located our
position.
"Shit." The braided one swore.
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