Kero

Disclaimer: I don't own ccs. But, I do own a ccs manga. ^_^

Kuriekurei's Nook:

This is going to be different than the other chapters. It's a humor fic (my second try at humor) this time. (Kero and his big deal of eating takoyaki.)

1

Kero

Blues

(Kero was sitting on Sakura's study desk while he was thinking about what to do)

Kero: sukiyaki….. okonomiyaki……..TAKOYAKI! ( eyes start shimmering) I want to takoyaki!

(Kero paces back and forth on Sakura's desk. Sakura enters the room)

Sakura: Kero-chan, any problems? You seem so restless, these days.

Kero: Sakura! I want takoyaki! Takoyaki!

Sakura: Ehehehehe (sweat drop) You've been thinking about food…..

Kero: I want takoyaki!

Sakura: Ok. If you say so. Demo, I don't know how to make one. I'll ask otosan to buy me takoyaki. If that'll make you happy, Kero-chan. All he thinks of is food.

Kero: Waii!!!! (jumps for joy)

(Later)

Kero (playing a video game): Hyaa! Take that! Hayaa! My Kerberos Super Special Kick!

( suddenly, a loud noise is heard coming from downstairs) (Kero bursts out of Sakura's room and rushes downstairs to know where the racket came from)

Kero: Sakura?

(no answer)

( Kero sees a pile of cards on the coffee table in the living room)

Kero: Now, why would Sakura leave these Clow cards here? (approaches the coffee table) Hmm, the "dream" card, eh? ( takes the "dream" card)

( the "dream" card starts to glow)

Kero: What the?! (gets pulled into the card)

(Houston, we have lost contact)

2

Kero in

Takoyaki

Dream World

(Kero wakes up to find himself lying atop a tree branch)

Kero: What just happened?!…..aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! (fells off the tree and realizes he should have been careful)

Kero(regains himself): That hurt! Eh? What place is this? Sakura? Are you here?

( no answer)

( Kero gets up and takes a look at his surroundings)

Kero: Whoah! (sees mountains made of chocolate, trees and grasses made of mint and…. and…. walking octopus balls with squiggly legs and arms!) ,- this guy's dreaming!

Kero: Takoyaki!!!!!!!!!!! (flies straight towards the nearest um, takoyaki-man) I must be dreaming!!!!!

Takoyaki-man1( sees a flying yellow stuffed bear coming straight at 'em): Tako-tako tak-tak tok?

Takoyaki-man 2: Tok-tok katako tako katok!

Other Takoyaki-mans um, I mean takoyaki-men: Tok tako tako yaki!!!!!

Kero (looks far beyond the Takoyakis, signaling to some unknown person): Hey Mr. Director! I can't understand these Takoyakis!

Director: Oh. We ran out of stunt men. So we got foreigners who need cash badly. They speak takoyakian language. (smile)

Kero: Can't you give me a translation of what they're saying?

Director: It's a dream, you know. People can have dreams as weird as this. We don't need translations.

Kero: (sigh) Fine. (gets back to work) Tako!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Takoyaki-men: Tako-mako shako yako?

( another Takoyaki-man, this time looking more shapely, comes out)

Takoyaki-man, um, woman: Tako-tak tak? ( speaking in a heavenly voice)

Kero(speechless): ………

Takoyaki-men: Tako! Tako! Tako-tak!

Kero(speechless still):………

(the takoyaki-men rush for Kero, they grab at him)

Takoyaki-woman: Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkoooooooooooo!

Takoyaki-men: Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkoooooooooooo!

Kero(speechless):………….um, I forgot my line…..

Director: Just play along and guess the words.

Kero: Uh…I'm in Takoyaki-Haven! How wonderful! Now I can eat all of these Takoyakis!

(the takoyaki-men bring Kero to their Takoyaki village, there,they sit him upon a golden throne)

Kero: These takos love me!

(the takoyaki-men offer tons of takos to Kero)

Kero: They even kill their own kind just to feed me. (eats in pleasure)

(the takoyaki-woman steps out front and bows humbly in Kero's presence)

Takoyaki-woman: It is our pleasure to give you as an offering to the Octopus Ball Goddess.

Kero: Really? (still savoring the taste of tako in his mouth) I'll be glad to be an offering!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~silence

Takoyaki-woman: Such a brave young stuffed bear you are.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~silence

Kero: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!!!!!!!!!! ME? AN OFFERING?! NO WAY, MOMMA!

( the takoyaki-people grow angry)

(lunges for Kero- the Takoyaki Goddess offering)

Kero: I'm outta here!

(meanwhile)

(Sakura comes out from the basement, she notices a card on the living room rug)

Sakura: Hoe? What's a clow card doing here? (bends down to pick it up) The "dream" card? (thinks) Kero? (calls out) What did you do with this card?

( no answer)

Sakura: Kero?

3

Who's the

Monkey

Now?

(Kero was tied up like a pig about to be roasted)

Kero: I don't wanna die yet! Waaaaahhhhh! Clow! Forgive me for disobeying and not listening to you! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

(one takoyaki-man stuffs a dozen banana into Kero's mouth)

Kero: MPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHMMMMMM!

Takoyaki-woman: You shouldn't have eaten all those takos in the first place if you didn't want to be a sacrifice to the Octopus Ball Goddess!

Kero:mphm mphm umph wumph mmmph ummmph

( suddenly there were THUNDER BOOM sounds and a LIGHTNING BOLT strikes)

(a big big thing slowly shots its head up from behind a bush)

Big big thing that shot its head up from behind a bush: I am the Octopus Ball Goddess! Wahahahahaha!

(the takoyaki-people bow in honor of their goddess that looks like a big big thing that shot its head up from behind a bush)

Kero (white as white): WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMP!

OBG: What did my dinner say? I can't understand him. Make him swallow those dozen bananas!

Takoyaki-woman: Yes, OBG!

(one of the takoyaki-men shoves the bananas down Kero's throat)

Kero: TAKOYAAAAAKKKKKKIIIIIIII! A VERY BIG TAKOYAKI! (transforms into his other form) ROOOOOOOAAAAARRRR!

(all the takoyaki-people scrambles toward their hiding places)

OBG: How dare you defy me!

Kero: ROAAAAAAARRRRRR!

( another figure, this time falling down from the sky, lands on the OBG)

Figure that fell from the sky: Don't you dare hurt my guardian!

Kero (eyes wide): Master Clow!

Clow: Kerberos……

Kero: Master Clow!

Clow: Kerberos….

Kero: Master Clow!

Clow: Kerberos….

Clow: Kerberos……

Kero: Master Clow!

Clow: Kerberos….

Kero: Master Clow!

Clow: Kerberos….

Director: This scene is getting very repeatable.

~~~~~~~~~~silence

Clow: Kerberos……

Kero: Master Clow!

Clow: Kerberos….

Kero: Master Clow!

Clow: Kerberos….

Kero: You're alive!

Clow: I'm alive, alright!

Kero: You're alive!

Clow: I'm alive, alright!

Kero: You're alive!

Clow: I'm alive, alright!

Kero: You're alive!

Clow: I'm alive, alright!

Kero: You're really here.

Clow:……….Kerberos?

Kero: Yes? Master Clow?

Clow: Wake up from your dream.

Kero:Huh?

Clow: Here. I'll help you. (slaps Kero very hard on the face)

(MEANWHILE)

Sakura: Kero-chan?

(no answer)

Sakura: Kero-chan? (goes upstairs to see if Kero was there)

Sakura: Kero-chan? Are you here?

(a bright light appears, Kero comes out from it)

Kero: Konnichiwa! - is this the first episode of ccs or what?

Sakura:Kero?

Kero: Sakura. Don't buy me takoyaki anymore.

Sakura:Kero-chan? Are you sick?

Kero: Absolutely not. (wide wide grin)

Kuriekurei's Nook:

Thanks to you people who took a minute to review my fanfic. I'm really bad at those dramatic stuff, I'm more into humor. But, I don't think I'm even succeeding at it.

My next chapter? I don't have any idea yet. Maybe, if I just sit down in one corner and relax, an idea might come into mind! Hmmmmmmm……..