A Final Fantasy 7 Halloween
Part 2
(Soon, the concert has ended and the party starts up again….)
Reno: (gulp) (thinks to himself: geez……am I really such a gay bummer…..oh gawd, it can't be…I…..holy moly……..Elena looks smashing in her silk gown) WHOA! LOSING BALANCE!!! *splat*
Tseng: Dude, what's UP with you tonight….you have too much booze or somethin'?
Rude: ME A RUDEY-POO!
Elena: Hmm…….this party needs come good entertainment……say……what's Reno doing?
Rude: *farts* NO EXCUSE ME FOR YOU! HEH HEH HEH!
Cloud: Our next game will be Twister!
Reno: Elena……..
Tseng: Uh, Reno……..you're drooling…….you're getting your shoes all wet!!!!
Red XIII: (sneaks up on Cloud) BOOgenhagen!
Cloud: AAK! WHY do you do that, Red???? Jeez…..
Elena: Reno……..
Reno: Elena……
Tseng: Cheese…
(Reno and Elena started converging towards one spot, which is the cheese table……)
Reno: ELENA!!!!!
Elena: RENO!!!!!!
Tseng: CHEESE!!!!!!
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOowOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOcheeseOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoelenaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOrenoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
(when the smoke lifts, Tseng's butt is over his head, Elena and Reno are kissing passionately, and in the struggle, Cid got toppled over)
Cid: Dirty *%$^&^^$. Come back here, ya bitches! I'll %%$&^ ya!
Barret: Heh, looky at the damn kid jes' sittin' there! HEH HEH HEH!
Cloud: LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEE! (everything goes silent) I WANT TED TED! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Let us continue the party later……)
THE END!!!!!!
