A Final Fantasy 7 Halloween

A Final Fantasy 7 Halloween

Part 2

(Soon, the concert has ended and the party starts up again….)

Reno: (gulp) (thinks to himself: geez……am I really such a gay bummer…..oh gawd, it can't be…I…..holy moly……..Elena looks smashing in her silk gown) WHOA! LOSING BALANCE!!! *splat*

Tseng: Dude, what's UP with you tonight….you have too much booze or somethin'?

Rude: ME A RUDEY-POO!

Elena: Hmm…….this party needs come good entertainment……say……what's Reno doing?

Rude: *farts* NO EXCUSE ME FOR YOU! HEH HEH HEH!

Cloud: Our next game will be Twister!

Reno: Elena……..

Tseng: Uh, Reno……..you're drooling…….you're getting your shoes all wet!!!!

Red XIII: (sneaks up on Cloud) BOOgenhagen!

Cloud: AAK! WHY do you do that, Red???? Jeez…..

Elena: Reno……..

Reno: Elena……

Tseng: Cheese…

(Reno and Elena started converging towards one spot, which is the cheese table……)

Reno: ELENA!!!!!

Elena: RENO!!!!!!

Tseng: CHEESE!!!!!!

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOowOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOcheeseOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoelenaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOrenoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

(when the smoke lifts, Tseng's butt is over his head, Elena and Reno are kissing passionately, and in the struggle, Cid got toppled over)

Cid: Dirty *%$^&^^$. Come back here, ya bitches! I'll %%$&^ ya!

Barret: Heh, looky at the damn kid jes' sittin' there! HEH HEH HEH!

Cloud: LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEE! (everything goes silent) I WANT TED TED! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Let us continue the party later……)

THE END!!!!!!