A Final Fantasy 7 Halloween

A Final Fantasy 7 Halloween

Part 3

(The Halloween party continues….)

(Reno and Elena are sitting at the desert table)

Reno: Gee you're cute! Heh heh! Wine, m'dear?

Elena: I have wine, Reno!

Reno: I know it…..

Elena: Reno! Stop being naughty!

Reno: Oh, ALL RIGHT then.

Tseng: MMM….Cheese…...

Red XIII: (sneaks up on Cloud) BOOgenhagen!

Cloud: YAAAAAAAAH! (Spills wine on shirt) Dammit, Red, would you STOP doing that?!?!!???

Barret: So, hair man, how's it goin'?

Cloud: Hair man? What the-

Cid: Anyone wanna play "Beat up on Rufus?"

Rufus: Oh, jeesh!!!! GOTTA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (leaves)

Tseng: MMM……cheese……BRIE TIME!!!!!!!!!

Rude: I AM RUDE!!!!! *farts* HA HA HA! I AM A RUDEY-POO!

Vincent: I wanna use my torture rack!!!!!

Yuffie: Shoo diddley yup da day, meeny meeny-OW!

Cloud: (throws Chinese Throwing Socks) TAKE THAT, LITTLE PARASITE FROM A STINKIN' JAPANESE HAVEN CALLED WUTAI!!!!!!!

Red XIII: Who to scare……

Cait Sith: HEY FOLKS! Step right up! I can de-rail a train in less than 20 seconds! I can eat a block of swiss cheese in-OOF!

Cloud: Take that, cat in the hat with a mat, eating THAT!!!!! (points at Brie Cheese)

Elena: you're HANDSOME!

Reno: Thanks (hic) I can booze a butt from (hic) 20 miles (hic). EEK! (falls over!

Elena: (giggles) HWAHAHAHAHA!

Reno: HEH HEH……..BWAHAHAHAHA!

Let's end this fic for now……….

THE END!!!!!!!!