A Final Fantasy 7 Halloween
Part 3
(The Halloween party continues….)
(Reno and Elena are sitting at the desert table)
Reno: Gee you're cute! Heh heh! Wine, m'dear?
Elena: I have wine, Reno!
Reno: I know it…..
Elena: Reno! Stop being naughty!
Reno: Oh, ALL RIGHT then.
Tseng: MMM….Cheese…...
Red XIII: (sneaks up on Cloud) BOOgenhagen!
Cloud: YAAAAAAAAH! (Spills wine on shirt) Dammit, Red, would you STOP doing that?!?!!???
Barret: So, hair man, how's it goin'?
Cloud: Hair man? What the-
Cid: Anyone wanna play "Beat up on Rufus?"
Rufus: Oh, jeesh!!!! GOTTA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (leaves)
Tseng: MMM……cheese……BRIE TIME!!!!!!!!!
Rude: I AM RUDE!!!!! *farts* HA HA HA! I AM A RUDEY-POO!
Vincent: I wanna use my torture rack!!!!!
Yuffie: Shoo diddley yup da day, meeny meeny-OW!
Cloud: (throws Chinese Throwing Socks) TAKE THAT, LITTLE PARASITE FROM A STINKIN' JAPANESE HAVEN CALLED WUTAI!!!!!!!
Red XIII: Who to scare……
Cait Sith: HEY FOLKS! Step right up! I can de-rail a train in less than 20 seconds! I can eat a block of swiss cheese in-OOF!
Cloud: Take that, cat in the hat with a mat, eating THAT!!!!! (points at Brie Cheese)
Elena: you're HANDSOME!
Reno: Thanks (hic) I can booze a butt from (hic) 20 miles (hic). EEK! (falls over!
Elena: (giggles) HWAHAHAHAHA!
Reno: HEH HEH……..BWAHAHAHAHA!
Let's end this fic for now……….
THE END!!!!!!!!
