It's not a freakin' collection of there's only ONE lemon in this thing, right fellas? Nehehehehe. I'm gonna do an epic gamer move, and use the power of anime and god to give Naruto a magical sex change. That reminds me of the time that I became transgender, and Quagmire tried putting the moves on me! Nehehehe, who else but Quagmire?! Nehehehehe, his court date is in six months.
Attention fellow shinobis, I present to you Female Naruko x Sasuke! Or, Fem Naruko x Sasuke, I'd you're one of THOSE kinds of people, nehehehe.
(UPDATE October 9, 2022: Changed Naruto to Naruko)
Sitting around the campfire that Sasuke had built from the nearby resources he'd gathered from the woods just outside the cave that he and Naruko were taking cover in for the night, the shinobi and kunoichi sat down the cold rocky floor— their hands trembling as they extended their arms out toward the crackling flames for warmth. Being a lot more vocal about how uncomfortable she was in her drenched outfit and rain-soaked blond hair, Naruko wasn't ashamed of the fact that her jaw was chittering as she shivered from how cold she was.
"Wh-What the hell, S-S-Sasuke…?! Nnnn…! I-I thought y-y-you s-s-said th-that i-it was su-su-supposed t-to b-be su-sunny all d-day…?!" Naruko asked with her blue eyes glaring at the young man with a look of betrayal on her over dramatic expression.
Contrary to the way Naruko was handling herself, Sasuke was doing his best to visibly no show just how much he was actually suffering from the wrath of the torrential elements. Keeping a straight face while fixing his dark eyes on the fire before them. "I… I t-told you already, Uzumaki: that's what the weather forecast said. I-I have no control of what the actual weather's going to be, and unl-less you h-have some sort of ma-magical jujutsu that can clear the storm, th-then we're going to be stuck here for the night…"
Frustrated and upset that she knew that Sasuke had a point, Naruko let out an angry whine the moment she had enough of just how much her orange and black long-sleeve coat was making her shiver. "S-Screw this! I have an idea…!" Naruko declared with a determined look in her blue eyes, and before Sasuke could think to ask what her plan was, he was suddenly greeted with the sight of her beginning to pull her orange coat off.
"Eh?! Wh-What the hell are you doing?!" Sasuke asked with a confused and embarrassed look in his dark eyes, after accidentally catching a long glimpse of Naruko's black-spandex sports bra. Averting his gaze away to give Naruko the privacy he thought she deserved, Sasuke let out an annoyed groan before slowly bringing himself to look back to see what the kunoichi was doing. "Ugh… Do I e-even want to know what you're planning on doing with your top off, Uzumaki?"
Laying her orange and damp coat flat across an area of the cave floor that was away from their campfire, Naruko smiled with a sly-cartoony grin across her mischievous face as she stood up and over her splayed out top-wear. "Ac-actually? Yeah, you probably wanna take some notes, Sasuke— this is how a real ninja roughs-out the weather!" Naruko said with an ingenious glimmer behind her confident eyes, before walking behind where Sasuke was sitting. "I… I also need your help drying my top, soooo… Do you mind, or what?"
Glancing up over his shoulder to raise a brow at the nearly topless woman standing over him, Sasuke narrowed his eyes the moment he realized what Naruko was asking of him. "… You're not asking me to use my 'Fire-Style-Jujutsu' on the only top you have with you, are you?" Sasuke asked with a judgemental tone in his voice, all while he was doing his best to keep his eyes up and away from the underside of the blond kunoichi's spandex bra— and especially away from her visibly erect and small nipples.
"Because if you are… Y-You might as well just throw it in the campfire and let the flames have it— it'll actually keep you warm that way," Sasuke said dismissively, while at the same time not being surprised that someone like Naruko would actually believe such a hypothetical method to work.
Not being one to back down from a challenge, even though she had a gut feeling that Sasuke actually had a point, Naruko doubled down and decided to prove how confident she was by immediately pulling her pants down all the way to her ankles- taking pleasure in the way that she made Sasuke's cheeks turn a crimson red upon seeing her black sports thong. "You're just giving me a hard time because my plan makes sense, and you weren't the one who thought of it first— BELIEVE IT!" Naruko shouted with excitement in her voice, before stomping over beside her splayed out coat.
Watching as Naruko placed her socks and damp orange pants down beside her top piece, Sasuke couldn't help but to admire how curvy the kunochi's legs were, and how cute her butt looked while she was bent over. Immediately feeling dirty about looking at his best friend in such a perverted light, Sasuke mentally scolded himself before getting his mind out of the metaphorical gutter. "… You're making a mistake, Uzumaki," Sasuke warned with a sigh, and crossed his arms while Naruko turned around to smile cockily at him.
"If you're SOOO sure that I'm wrong, then what do you have to lose, Sasuke~? If anything, if my plan really is gonna be a failure, which it totally won't be, then you get to look at me with only my underwear on~! Isn't that incentive enough for you, 'big boy'~?" Naruko asked teasingly with a snide look on her adorable face, and despite Sasuke attempting to sound bothered by her taunting offer, deep down he actually considered what she said to be true.
Tightening his lips while weighing his options, Sasuke decided to go against his better judgement and take the bait. "Guh… Fine, I'll try not to burn your outfit too much…" Sasuke said with a defeated look on his face, as he got up to his feet while subtly adjusting the rope around his waist to hide the visible erection he was sporting— an act that Naruko secretly saw right through. "You're going to regret this, Uzumaki. Just don't go crying to me when you're freezing tonight…"
"Outta boy, Sasuke! I knew you'd see things my way," Naruko said enthusiastically, before deciding to test the young man's patience by giving his damp-shorts a slap on his ass as Sasuke approached her splayed out clothes. "But uh… Try not to actually ruin my clothes on purpose, okay? That would be really mean if you actually purposely intended to do that…"
"… I can't promise you that your polyester coat's actually going to get out of this scott-free, Uzumaki. But, uh… I-I'll try my best," Sasuke said with a small smile, as he really didn't want Naruko to think that he had any malicious intent to purposefully screw her over. Making sure to stand back to distance his low-yield jujutsu away from direct contact with the outfit, Sasuke made sure to signal for Naruko to get behind him before summoning a small spout of continuous fire over the vicinity of her outfit.
Taking his time to slowly use his fire to dry out the moisture from Naruko's clothes, stopping only when he needed to catch his breath, Sasuke tried his hardest to not damage the highly-flammable material of the kunochi's outfit. After a pain-staking fifteen minutes of constantly keeping his flames to a consistent bare minimum, Sasuke was feeling lightheaded and needed a moment to catch his breath; giving Naruko plenty of time to walk over to her to test the dryness of her clothes.
Kneeling down and grabbing handfuls of her soft fabric from her coat, Naruko still had a small amount of dampness in various parts of her coat, but for the most part her plan had actually worked. Jumping up and letting out a victorious holler with her mostly dried coat raised above her shoulders, Naruko tossed the coat over her back before running over to Sasauke to leap up to him with her arms wrapping around his still shivering body.
Before she could even begin to thank him for going along with her plan, regardless of what he himself thought of it, Naruko was taken aback by just how cold his pale skin actually was. Immediately releasing her grasp from him and taking a step back, Naruko had a concerned look in her blue eyes as she tilted her head at him. "S-Sasuke?! What the hell?! You're so cold… Why didn't you say something? I-I thought I was just sort of overreacting; if I knew how bad it actually was, I wouldn't have joked around so much like that…"
Even after being called out for trying too hard to be a tough guy, Sasuke found himself wanting to reassure Naruko without lying or putting up more of a front than he already did. "… Y-You know what? You're right— I should have said something sooner… H-Here? Why don't I just do the same thing to my clothes?" Sasuke suggested with his best attempt at a comforting smile, and despite trying not to worry Naruko, it became obvious to her that his stiff fingers were having a hard time loosening the rope around his waist.
Unable to watch her best friend struggle any longer, Naruko instinctively pushed Sasuke's ice-cold hands away from the tight knot of his rope. Instantly becoming embarrassed and uneasy as he watched the kunochi's hand grab a hold of his makeshift belt, Sasuke frowned and tensed up. "Uzumaki, you don't have to—"
"—Sasuke, just shut up and let me help you for once in your stubborn life, okay?! I swear to God, sometimes you can be a real pain in my ass, you know that?!" Naruko snapped at him, as she began to take her frustrations out on the extremely tight knot that was the one thing keeping her from liberating her best friend from his cold clothes.
"T-Th-That's not what I meant, Uzumaki…! You don't understa—"
"—Oh?! I don't understand anything, huh?! So what, you think I'm dumb or something, huh Sasuke?! What the hell is with this knot…?!" Naruko huffed out with her jaw clenched, as she started to simply rip the strands of fabric from the rope with her immense strength. And before she knew what hit her, she froze and her eyes widened as she watched Sasuke's shirt and loose pants fall off his body effortlessly— leaving her with the realization that not only did her best friend decide to go commando that day, but that he was packing heat.
Sasuke felt his heart skip a beat as he and Naruko exchanged wide-eyed expressions with one another, and felt his chest pounding the moment it became clear to him that the blond kunoichi was lowering her eyes down to gawk at not only his ripped abdomen muscles and pectorals, but at his throbbing ten inch cock as well. "I… I, uhh… I was trying to… Trying to tell you that, uh… I-I didn't have any clean underwear this morning, so… Sorry you had to see that."
Memorized by the way her best friend cock looked, and how strangely attracted she was to the musky smell that it was emitting, Naruko swallowed the lump in her throat while finding herself unable to take her curious and lustful gaze away from it. "Uh… N-No problem, I mean, I get it— sometimes I don't have time to do laundry either, it happens to everyone…" Naruko said in an awkward voice, while a sudden dirty thought came into her head. "Hey, uh… Sasuke, can I… Can I ask you something?"
Already suspecting what his cute blond friend was about to ask, Sasuke cringed internally at how uncomfortable the entire situation was making him, but also at the same time, he was finding himself drawn to where the conversation was leading toward. "Uh… Y-Yeah, go ahead." Sasuke said, while trying to sound as casual about the whole ordeal and its entirety.
"I, uh… I-I haven't seen anyone naked before, other than myself and what I've seen in medical books, and whatever… What happens in this cave can stay in this cave, and with that said… C-Can I touch it?" Naruko asked with furrowed eyebrows and an utterly embarrassed look on her face, as she began to feel herself drawn to its pink head.
Unsure how he was supposed to feel, especially when he knew that going any further might ruin their friendship and rivalry and transform both things into something else entirely, Sasuke let out a nervous sigh while weighing his options once again. On one hand, he wasn't sure how Sakura would react if she ever found out that Naruko was the first one who he let touch him down there, but on the other hand, Sasuke was sexually attracted to the blond kunochi, and had always had a secret crush on her since they were children.
"I-I mean… This cave's pretty fortified, we're out in the middle of nowhere, and it's not like anyone has to know about this…" Sasuke reasoned aloud more so to himself than to the ninja who wanted access to his nether regions. "I… I guess if you keep this between us, then… Then okay, sure… Go ahead," Sasuke said with an embarrassed look of his own, and watched from the corner of his averted gaze as Naruko's blue eyes lit up with excitement.
"W-Wait, wait, wait… Are you for real? Like, you're not… You're not joking with me right now? You'll let me actually let me touch it?!" Naruko asked with a wide and perverted grin on her face, as she waited for one last confirmation before allowing herself to explore the shinobi's genitals— the same genitals that she had been fantasizing about since she hit puberty a while ago.
Knowing that it would be his last chance to back away without making himself look like an asshole, Sasuke let out another nervous sigh before slowly nodding. "Y-Yeah, yeah… Do whatever you want, just… Just don't squeeze too hard, okay Uzumaki?"
"Y-Yeah! Yeah, right— I'll take it easy, I promise…!" Naruko said with a lustful look in her blue eyes, as she skittishly knelt down on her knees so that she was at face-level with Sasuke's cock. Curious, Naruko nervously reached out to press her finger up against the tip of Sasuke's manhood, and let out a surprised gasp as she felt a droplet of precum get on her hand. "Woah… This is so cool… Is it… I can taste it right, and not get sick?"
Having gotten more than what he bargained for, the only thing keeping Sasuke from backing out from what Naruko was wanting to do with him was his pride, and his pride alone. "I… No. No, you won't… At least, I don't think you will," Sasuke said, while finding his confidence fleeting after being put on the spot.
Never one to back down from a challenge, Naruko smiled and felt determined and sexually aroused at the same time. "Well, there's only one way to find out, eh Sasuke~?" Naruko said with a confident smile, before wrapping her hand around the base of Sasuke's cock, before leaning forward and opening her mouth to accept it into her orifice.
Upon entry and feeling her soft lips brushing against the circumference of his member, Sasuke immediately let out a surprised moan and involuntarily reached down to grab a hold of the nearest thing for support; which so happened to be Naruko's two-long blond twin tails the had tied up along each side of her head. Holding them like handlebars, Sasuke tried to form a sentence to convey how he wanted Naruko to go easy on him, but no such coherent words found their way out of his agaped mouth, as he felt the blond woman begin to slobber all over the top part of his twitching cock.
Closing her eyelids while using her tongue to lick and twirl it around Sasuke's cock, Naruko was finding herself enjoying not only the musk of the shinobi's genitals with her face so close to his crotch, but she genuinely found his semen to be a treat— it's salty and savory flavor reminded her of how the broth of ramen tasted. "… Mmmm~!" Naruko moaned out with a happy look on her face, as she slowly started to take more of his length inside of her mouth— bobbing her head back-and-forth while using her hands to caress his balls while jerking off what she couldn't fit into her mouth.
"Nnnghh~, mmmm… N-Naruko, th-that… That actually feels really good…" Sasuke moaned out with his eyelids half closed, while letting out a trembling breath as he started to slowly thrust his hips back-and-forth. The stimulation he was getting while Naruko gently massaged and rubbed his balls in her palms only intensified the ecstasy he was feeling from the way the blond kunoichi was sucking on his cock like a straw— trying to milk him for every drip that she could get out of his body.
The longer she did it, the more of his cock that Naruko was able to quickly inhale deeper into her gullet, and soon through sheer determination and horiness, she was able to kiss the base of Sasuke's cock— her pink and soft sticky lips brushing against his trimmed pubic hairs while she felt her throat being stretched by just how girthy his manhood was.
Breathing through her nose with the same focus she reserved for performing jujutsu, Naruko was able to effortlessly deep throat Sasuke and turn her throat into a cock sleeve for him to thrust and pump his seed into— years of stuffing her gullet with ramen had perfected Naruko's gag reflex to receive her crush's dick without any problems. That moment of pride was quickly rocked the moment she heard Sasuke moaning her name out in the cave, as she felt him pulling hard on her long blond twin-tails.
Feeling Sasuke's cock forcibly being shoved down her throat farther than what she thought possible, Naruko's eyes were shot wide open as she felt the wave of hot sticky cum spider-webbing out of his tip— flooding her throat with his love nectar to the point where not only his cum dripping down the corners of her mouth and chin, but it was gushing out of her nostrils as well. Although she was choking on his cock and cum while hot tears were running down her heated and filled cheeks, Naruko was loving every minute of being Sasuke's cum-dumpster, and wanted nothing more than to be filled to the brim with her love's seed.
The moment of pure bliss and ecstasy that Sasuke has been enjoying while filling his best friend's mouth and stomach with his seemingly endless loads of cum had accidentally caused him to say the three words that he never thought he would say to Naruko. "I… I love you," Sasuke said without a filter, and it was only after it was said did he realize what he had just confessed to.
The post nut clarity hit Sasuke harder than any punch of jujutsu that had ever been sent his way, and the astonished and awestruck gaze in Naruko's smitten eyes made him instantly afraid of what the consequences were awaiting for him. Swallowing the lump in his throat, Sasuke carefully pulled his saliva-and-cum covered cock out of Naruko's throat, and watched a thick bridge of his seed appear between the tip of his member and the bottom lip of the kunoichi below him.
Feeling sort of out of place with how much of his cum that her chin and mouth were covered in, Naruko sheepishly raised an arm up to wipe his bodily fluids off of her lips before licking up the rest. "S… Sasuke, did… Did you actually mean to say that, or… Or was it just… A heat of the moment thing?" Naruko asked with her heart pounding in her chest and her body growing cold from something that wasn't due to the cold weather for once.
Standing still after having just desecrated their friendship, Sasuke stood there feeling ashamed and guilty for having put such an idea into the head of his best friend, especially after he had just fucked her throat like it was a pussy. "I… I don't know, ummm… I… I guess I kind of always felt that way…? If… If we're being honest here," Sasuke admitted, as once again he found the act of lying to be beneath him. "But… B-But that doesn't mean that things have to change between us… N-Not if you don't them to, that is…"
Nodding her head while processing everything that had led up to her going down on her best friend, Naruko smiled smugly with a hint of vulnerability in her blue eyes, as she crawled over toward Sasuke's legs to wrap her arms around them. Nestling her cheek against his thighs, Naruko gazed up and into Sasuke's terrified eyes before nervously asking, "And… A-And what if I do want things to be different, huh? Do you… Do you have what it takes to be my boyfriend, or… Or are you gonna chicken out, like how you almost did when I asked you to dry my clothes for me, huh?!"
Sensing that not only was Naruko being honest while trying to hide her concerns behind a veil of humor, Sasuke's facial features soften as it donned at him that his best friend wasn't looking up at him to try to tease him, but rather she was desperately wanting seeking validation from him— wanting to be sure that he actually wouldn't be afraid of being known as her partner.
Letting out a soft sigh, Sasuke slowly petted the top of Naruko's head full of blond hair and smiled at her— instantly calming her down and allowing for her to lower her guard. "I… I think I can get used to this, so… Y-Yeah. Yeah, why not?" Sasuke mused with an anxious yet excited tone, before the two of them made their way over to the campfire to help them warm up faster while holding one another in a loving embrace.
With her cheek pressed up against his bare shoulder, Naruko felt better knowing that Sasuke was getting warmed up not only by not having any damp clothing on, but by her body heat that she was sharing with him. Taking a swig of water from his canteen, Naruko wished the liquid around in her mouth to clear out any excess semen before swallowing up, but not without letting out a burp. "So much for 'what happens in the cave, stays in the cave,' huh Sasuke~?" Naruko asked with a goofy smile on her face, which only intensified as she felt Sasuke planting a kiss on the top of her head.
Some fluff, comfort, and all that good stuff! Now, time for the reviews I've been getting lol.
Not a lot, but they're important to those who follow my writing.
I'm actually going to release a brand new start on my Multi-Fandom fanfiction, by making it more solid and less out of control. It's going to be mostly a slice of life, with some action and drama involved. Think about it as JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable, but with a bunch of fandoms involve and the plot revolving around trying to uncover a murderer in Tokyo. Might make it mostly Naruko with Fate, Tokyo Ghoul, and Attack on Titan revolving around Konohagakure or something, because I've kinda done Tokyo Ghoul to death and honestly just want to keep Haise and Kaneki with me, so I can use them as main characters for another universe.
Probably going to make it in Konohagakure rather than Tokyo, becuase I'm honestly sick of writing about fucking Tokyk lol. Might even make it somewhere in America or some shit at this point lol.
And as for the Harry Potter lemon, that's incredibly detailed and I'm not too well versed in it, because it's been a while since I've read the books and watched the movies. I'll put a pin in it, and work my way toward it once I've got enough Naruko lemons under my belt to justify it being in its category. But keep up with the suggestions and requests, they help a lot and I have a lot of ideas to choose from.
But yeah, here, have a sneak preview lol. Originally, I was gonna have the new fic be set in Los Angeles, but that can always change… Here, enjoy a preview lmao.
'The world was on fire, those who were of heaven and hell had made it their battleground. The moon fell, and angels and demons fought, as did the remaining mortals, humans and ghouls alike, who pursued the same goal as their invaders: The Holy Grail. The Earth was torn apart, and fabric of time and space tore at the seems once 'God Almighty' and 'Satan' were at one another's necks. In the end, everyone had sacrificed themselves for their beliefs, and devils and angels alike fell once the 'Holy Grail' liberated herself, and the souls who fell for the sake of helping her take a bite of the 'forbidden fruit'. Time collapsed in on itself, the universe fizzled out like a dying bulb, and then there was only darkness— the alpha and the omega.'
As Kaneki read those cryptic sentences within the pages of the latest book he received from the care package he got from the UPS delivery man, the young white-haired man furrowed his brows. 'The alpha, and omega'…? Is that supposed to be referring to the Bible? Darkness… Holy Grail and forbidden fruit? What the hell even is a 'ghoul'? Wait… This isn't what I ordered!' Kaneki thought to himself, before immediately setting the book down so he could log into his Amazon account using his phone.
"… Those morons sent me the wrong package… Again. Knew I should have just walked to the bookstore— this is what I get for trusting technology…" Kaneki muttered frustratingly to himself, before beginning to file a refund request through the app. Once he was done filling it and sending the necessary pictures he would need, Kaneki tossed the book into the opened cardboard box that he had set on the coffee table, before getting up from his three-seat couch.
Checking his phone again as he popped his back, the nineteen year-old was doing his best to keep track of time, due to wanting to make every minute of his day off count. 'It's about ten… I suppose having breakfast late is better than never… Really don't want to cook right now though… Still waiting to get paid, so… I suppose I'll have to ask Haise to spot me, again,' Kaneki thought to himself with a guilty feeling in his gut, due to just how often he had to rely on his older brother to help him financially.
Knowing how late his older brother slept in compared to him, which was primarily due to Haise's work schedule, Kaneki felt guilty for having to wake him up. Climbing up the flight of stairs so he could get to the second story of their three-story house, Kaneki felt like an anxious child who was about to wake their parents up as he approached Haise's bedroom door. Before he decided to knock, Kaneki took in a deep breath and felt his heart racing within his chest. Once Kaneki was mentally fortified and prepared for whatever was about to happen, he knocked three times in short intervals before letting himself in.
Walking into his older brother's master bedroom, Kaneki couldn't help but chuckle from how messy Haise's white-and-black hair looked while the twenty-two year old man laid face down against his pillow. Opening his bloodshot eyes and immediately being greeted with the small pool of drool that had accumulated over his pillow, Haise grumbled and whined as he rolled around in his sheets.
Letting out a loud and dramatic yawn while stretching in bed, Haise rolled around some more in his bed before repositioning himself so that he was staring at Kaneki while still laying on his side. "*YAWN*…. Hey, Ken… *YAWN*… What's up?" Haise asked with an exhausted and groggy voice, as he smiled softly at his younger brother to show that he wasn't upset.
Smiling sheepishly, Kaneki stared down toward the carpeted floor of Haise's bedroom and let out a nervous chuckle before building up the courage to voice his request. "Good morning, uh… I don't get paid until tomorrow, and money's a little tight right now, soooo… Could I trouble you by asking to borrow some cash for breakfast? I'll pay you back tomorrow, of course… Please, and thank you."
Blinking a few times while processing Kaneki's request, Haise laughed softly to himself as he rolled over onto his back. "And here I thought you wanted to tell me how good of a brother I am… Yeah, that's cool— and you don't have to pay me back, just get me something too, alright?"
Although Kaneki already knew that Haise wasn't going to say no to him, he still felt relieved after hearing his older brother's response, and how cool he was with giving him money. "Thank you, Haise, I really do appreciate it… I'm going to get a breakfast sandwich with a hashborna and a cup of coffee, did you want that as well?"
"Hmmm… Depends on where you're getting it from," Haise replied back, as he pulled an arm out of the covers before pointing a finger directly at his computer desk in the corner of his bedroom. "Tamamo, go give Ken my wallet, please…" Haise instructed, and both he and Kaneki awkwardly waited as nothing happened.
Clearing his throat, Kaneki decided to try to intervene by offering, "Haise, I-I could go get myself if-"
"-No, no, you're enabling her bad behavior if you do that, Ken," Haise interjected in a patronizing voice, as though the two of them were discussing a dog. "Tamamo, please, I would really appreciate it if you—?!" Before Haise could finish his sentence, he was sent flying off the bed the moment the kitsune-human hybrid materialized bedside him.
Having kicked her 'master' off of the bed so that he would have to do it himself, Tamamo immediately wrapped her curvy body within the warm sheets— turning her covered back and tail to the two brothers as she nestled herself in the warm spot where Haise had been sleeping. "Ken… Can you be a dear, and get me a breakfast combo too…? Make mine a large, and I want a Dr. Pepper, not coffee," Tamamo lazily requested, before beginning to snore loudly while Haise picked himself off of the carpet.
"Uhhh… Y-Yeah, sure thing," Kaneki said with a small bead of sweat running down the side of his face, as he watched as Haise rose to his feet with a disgruntled look on his face. "Should… Should I get three breakfast combos then?" Kaneki asked, as he watched Haise passive-aggressively march over to his desk to retrieve his wallet himself.
"Ugh… Just get like, four or five please— she eats a lot," Haise said with a frustrated look on his face, as he handed Kaneki four twenty-dollar bills before considering the risk of throwing the wallet at the back of Tamamo's head of messy pink hair. Deciding that he wasn't ready for the consequences that would have come with that action, Haise let out an elongated sigh as he tossed the wallet onto his bedside table.
"Will do— I'll leave your and Tamamo's stuff in the fridge… Good luck getting back to bed," Kaneki said half-jokingly with a soft and amused smile spreading across his lips, and watched as Haise chuckled back in response to his joke.
"Thank you, I'm going to need it…" Haise muttered anxiously with a hint of dread in his voice, as he slowly turned his head over his shoulder to glare at where Tamamo was hogging the bed.
Leaving Haise alone in his bedroom to try and reclaim his spot from the kitsune, Kaneki went to his bedroom and slipped out of his pajama bottoms. Heading over to his dresser, Kaneki took a moment to look down at the desktop picture he had framed up on top of his wooden piece of furniture. Taking a moment to reminisce on all of the memories he'd made with the rest of his family back home, Kaneki stared down at the photo he had of his parents, Haise, himself, and of his little sister, Ichika, who was still in Tokyo with their mom and dad.
'Things are a lot different here than they are back home… Although Tokyo will always be my home, I really should stop thinking that way— it's just gonna make me miss everyone all that much more,' Kaneki thought to himself with a low groan, before opening the drawers of his dresser to begin dressing himself appropriately for the southern Californian heat. Although Kaneki wasn't as picky with his clothing as Haise was, he still had enough sense of fashion to not put on a plain white t-shirt and call it a day.
Rolling up the sleeves of a maroon-colored and button-up dress shirt, Kaneki made sure to put that on first before slipping into a grey vest— leaving it completely unbuttoned and the top button of his collared shirt open, as to go for a more casual look. Slipping into some dark denim-jeans and the Gucci belt that his mother sent to him last Christmas, Kaneki made sure to wear his favorite pair of Timbs before being satisfied enough with his outfit to head out the door.
With a wallet full of borrowed cash and an appetite to boot, Kaneki took a step outside his upscale three-story house and looked outside at the rest of the gated community homes within his privileged neighborhood. Due to his father having only provided enough to keep both him and Haise comfortable for when they first moved to Hollywood, just enough so they could provide for themselves without relying too much on their parents for financial assistance, Kaneki's car was extremely out of place.
Compared to all the latest top-of-the-line exotics and luxury-sport models parked within the drive way of practically every house around theirs, Kaneki's silver 2001 Honda Civic was admittedly an eyesore for all of his snooty neighbors to look at. However, it was his car and he paid off using the money he earned as a barista, so Kaneki saw it as an achievement more so than as something to be embarrassed about. Hopping into the driver's seat, Kaneki made sure to buckle himself up before using his Bluetooth aux-device to connect to his phone, before backing out of the driveway to make his way to his favorite breakfast joint in Burbank.
And while a certain white-haired Japanese man was on his way to reach his destination, somewhere else nearby in Burbank were a group of young adults who were gathered at the booth of their favorite coffee shop. The three childhood best friends ate their breakfast while each doing their own thing on their Saturday morning away from University.
Eren Yeager sat beside Armin Arlet, who was reading the newspaper while sipping on a cup of coffee— something Eren himself found to be posh. But even so, the young German man knew better than to give his best friend a hard time by teasing him over it, so instead he finished taking a gulp of his soda before asking, "Whatcha reading there?"
"Well, I mean… You got your usual menagerie of depressing headlines: Another young woman was reported as missing, which I think is the forth one this month, and then gang activity is up… The 'Akatsuki' is really giving the Yuzaki a run for their money," Armin informed, as he flipped the page of the newspaper to continue reading more on the missing woman. "Her name's 'Rize Kamishiro'… Was last seen… Oh… Oh wow, that's pretty close, actually."
Having been distracting herself with the health and wellness article she had on her phone, the tone of surprise in the blond femine boy's voice caught Mikasa Ackerman's attention. "What? What were you gonna say, Armin?" Mikasa asked in her usual stoic voice, even though she admittedly was somewhat bothered by the news of another girl having gone missing.
"Oh, sorry!" Armin quickly apologized, all while still fixated on the paragraph on the opened page. "You know that coffee shop we went to last week? :re?" Armin said with a worried tone in his voice, and lowered the newspaper to see the looks on the faces of his two friends.
"That's… Concerning," Mikasa said with an upset look on her face, as the fact that they lived near the coffee shop meant that there could be a possible kidnapper or worse in her neighborhood. "If that's the forth one this month, and the police aren't doing their job right… That means either the police are incompetent, or that this means that whoever is responsible for taking these women is a… 'Summoner'…" Mikasa whispered, while trying to be subtle as she spoke of a term that might paint them as targets, if the wrong person were to hear it.
"… Or, she could have had a fucked up life and ran away from home; that happens all the time too, ya know," Eren rationalized, while not really giving the matter much thought. "Sucks to say, but sometimes people only have themselves to blame… Anyways, come on Armin— give us something really interesting, not this buzz feed crap."
"… Eren, I don't think you know what 'buzz feed' actually means if you're using it to describe a missing person's report," Armin muttered, before sighing as he went further down the page to search for something that his best friend would find interesting. "Ah, here we go… 'Yakumo Oomori, an executive of Akatsuki, was released this morning, due to the evidence used in court having been obtained without a warrant. Yakumo, better known as 'Jason', was arrested over the charges of thirty murders, forty rapes, undisclosed amounts of torture, possession of twenty million dollars worth of illegal narcotics and firearms, sexual assault against twelve minors… His lawyers were able to get off with only a month of mandated community service'…"
"… Oh my God, that's… Th-That's terrifying," Armin said with an uneasy look on his soft face, as a chill ran up his spine. "That guy's a monster, and yet they're letting walk free?! That's… Th-That's incomprehensible! T-That should be illegal!" Armin said with a look of outrage and fear in his voice, as the thought of such a criminal being released within the same county as him made the blond boy feel extremely unsafe.
Smirking, Eren smiled as a look of determination and excitement crossed his face. "… You're right, Armin, that should be illegal, shouldn't it? But it's not," Eren said in an ominous voice, before quickly finishing the rest of his soda so he could feel justified before paying for his meal.
And that's what I got so far, hope you enjoyed it, if not then fuck lmao.
Anyways, keep it real y'all, enjoy yourselves.
