Marching Band Camp - A Parody of "Bicycle Race" By Queen
This was written in a fit of sheer annoyance when I found out that most
of our Color Guard switched to the cheerleading squad. At our school, cheerleaders
reign supreme and Band is a low social status. And so, I wrote a frusterated
song. I know that most cheerleaders as really nice people. But this is
for the ones who..aren't.
Refrain:
Cheerleaders
Cheerleaders
Cheerleaders!
We seem to bug the
Cheerleaders!
Cheerleaders!
Cheerleaders!
We seem to bug the cheerleaders
We seem to bug the preps
We seem to bug the cheerleaders
I think it's cuz we march in step...
You say Ten
I say Hut
You say Hase
I say Hit
You say Dress
I say hey man,
Lines were never my strength
And I don't like circles
You say Halt
I say Step
Pushups now?
Got no choice!
You say MORE!
I say Geez
I don't believe in water breaks
Triple C or double-tongues
Wonder why we bug the
Refrain
Cheerleading camp's overfunded this year
While the band camp had to work at home
Blond skinny girls are the favorites at school
So look out for those ditzes o yeah...
Oh yer mark,
Ten hut!
GO!
(intrumental)
clarinets rock, clarinets rock, clarinets rock..
Refrain again
(weird notes, squeaks and whistle blows)
Hey!
You say Shoes
I say Shined!
You say Hat?
I say Mine!
Hot dog!
I say cool it man,
I don't wanna be the trumpet who
Dropped their spit valve (eww!)
You say Cold?
I say Freeze!
You say Break?
I say PLEASE
Split your reed?
I say, GEEZ,
I don't wanna be a candidate
For Broken Reeds Affiliate
I think that I will go and
Cheerleaders
Cheerleaders
Cheerleaders
I think I'll bug the
Cheerleaders
Cheerleaders
CHEERLEADERS
I think I'll bug the cheerleaders
I think I'll bug the preps
I think I'll bug the cheerleaders
You see, they've got such fragile reps....
