21st Century Vulpix presents

THE DISCLAIMER TO END ALL DISCLAIMERS
By PinkScyther

DISCLAIMER: ...I GOTTA WRITE A DISCLAIMER FOR A DISCLAIMER?!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!!!... well anywayz, I don't own anything in here. AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

I'm sick of polluting fanfiction with Disclaimers! From now on, this Disclaimer goes for all my fics!!!
Started: 8/4/01


It was the end of a loooooong week of PinkScyther fanfiction, and Ash, Brock, Misty, Pikachu and Togepi were damn tired.
They sat down and immediately the room they were in was flooded with pieces of paper. "Aw, man!" Ash said. "We gotta get through ALL this paperwork? I'm tired!"
"We have to verify the Disclaimers from the fics. You know that." replied Brock, squinting at a piece of paper.
"Let me help guys? Please?" asked Tracey from his cage.
"Shut up. I've got a headache!" snapped Misty.
Yeah Tracey, shut up before I kill you again. said Togepi.
"Nooooo! Please, I'm sorry!" Tracey had had enough of being killed.
Pikachu shoved a bunch of paper through the bars. Just sign the Disclaimers and shut up.
"This is stupid!" Ash yelled suddenly, throwing down all the papers. "Why do we need to do this? Everybody knows that Nintendo and Gamefreak etc own us!"
Just then PinkScyther came in. "Hi guys. Need anything?"
"PinkScyther, you know that nobody is ever gonna be sued for writing a fic, don't you?" asked Ash.
"Well, I somehow REALLY don't think that the companies that own you are gonna read our fics."
"Exactly. And everyone hates Disclaimers!"
"So what are we going to do about it, Ash?" asked Brock.
"Uh... I actually didn't get around to making a plan."
*CRASH*
"Well, I might have one..." said PinkScyther.
***
A little later, every single Pokémon author who'd ever written a Disclaimer was standing outside the Nintendo building. So was every Pokémon character that ever had a Disclaimer written about them.
PinkScyther stepped up. "Oh great and mighty company of Nintendo, we, the humble ff.net Pokémon authors, are here to ask that you aknowledge that we do not own your great Pokémon, and so abolish all Disclaimers!"
Everyone bowed down, waiting for an answer.
On a high, high balcony, a figure appeared. He and his large cat were hidden in the shadows.
"I, Satoshi Tajiri, will grant your request. I realise the pain, suffering, anguish and pens you all go through because of Disclaimers. Go now, and be free of Disclaimers forever!"
A huge cheer rose up.
"We thank you, oh mighty Mr Tajiri! From here on in, the world shall be grateful to you for abolishing the evil Disclaimers!"
Another huge cheer rose up, and Mr Tajiri and his cat walked back inside. Still cheering, the crowd bowed and then turned and left, with high hopes of a bright future without Disclaimers.


THE END.

Short, stupid, but I mean it, there are no more Disclaimers in any of my fics from now on!