TITLE: Salsa Dancing
AUTHOR: Dana
RATING: G
FEEDBACK: Why anyone would send it...beats me. But if you wanna send it, I'm always up for it. Email me :)
SPOILERS: For the book 'The Evil That Men Do'
DISCLAIMER: I don't own BtVS or Ricky Martin. I own this story...please don't hurt me, I know it's bad lol
Willow watched in horror at what was going on around her. Xander was trying to run away, but Oz kept dragging him back. Buffy's eyes were wide with fright, she knew she couldn't fight him. Willow just stared in fright. 'There is no escape.' she thought numbly. Like Buffy, Oz had a secret side. He was teen guitar player by day, teen werewolf by nite. But, Oz with his bowling shirts and cool band, had another secret to him, he was a damn fine salsa dancer...and he was going to teach them how.
"Oz, are you sure about this?" She asked. "I mean, maybe you're going a little overboard, couldn't you teach us how to play Parcheesi or Chinese Checkers?"
Oz stared at her and the intensity in her eyes made her realize his mind was made up.
"No Willow, I have to do this."
He walked over to his CD player and pulled out a Ricky Martin CD. He put it in, and before they knew what was happening, Livin La Vida Loca was blasting out. He faced the Scooby Gang.
"Okay now watch me."
He started to roll his hips and move his hands along while silently counting.
"One. Two. Cha, cha, cha. Three. Four. Cha, cha, cha."
After cha-cha-chaing for four more counts, he stopped as the song ended. Buffy, Willow, and Xander clapped politely.
"Now you." He said to Xander. Once again, Xander paled.
"No, sorry Oz, I have my manly dignity, I mean..." Xander trailed off as Oz put in the next song. Next thing he knew, his butt was shaking in time to the music and he started to move like how Oz was before. "One. Two. Cha, cha, cha..." He started going. Soon Buffy and Willow picked up the beat and Xander grabbed Buffy's hips.
"Come on Slayer-gal! Lead us outta here! One. Two. Cha, cha cha! Three. Four. Cha, cha cha!"
They started to walk out the door and Willow grabbed Xander's waist and started going with them. As soon as Buffy and Xander were out Oz's door though, she hung back, closed it and locked it. She walked over to Oz.
"I think I need a private lesson mi atractivo que baila lobo*." She grinned as he leaned in for a kiss.
"Sí, mi bruja hermosa del roja pela**..." He said as they both laid back on the couch.
Outside the door, Buffy stood with Xander. She turned to look at him, and when he started to open his mouth she shushed him.
"Don't say it, I know we've been tricked."
As they started to walk away, Xander muttered. "Ay caramba."
END
* My sexy dancing wolf
** Yes, my beautiful redhead witch
AUTHOR: Dana
RATING: G
FEEDBACK: Why anyone would send it...beats me. But if you wanna send it, I'm always up for it. Email me :)
SPOILERS: For the book 'The Evil That Men Do'
DISCLAIMER: I don't own BtVS or Ricky Martin. I own this story...please don't hurt me, I know it's bad lol
Willow watched in horror at what was going on around her. Xander was trying to run away, but Oz kept dragging him back. Buffy's eyes were wide with fright, she knew she couldn't fight him. Willow just stared in fright. 'There is no escape.' she thought numbly. Like Buffy, Oz had a secret side. He was teen guitar player by day, teen werewolf by nite. But, Oz with his bowling shirts and cool band, had another secret to him, he was a damn fine salsa dancer...and he was going to teach them how.
"Oz, are you sure about this?" She asked. "I mean, maybe you're going a little overboard, couldn't you teach us how to play Parcheesi or Chinese Checkers?"
Oz stared at her and the intensity in her eyes made her realize his mind was made up.
"No Willow, I have to do this."
He walked over to his CD player and pulled out a Ricky Martin CD. He put it in, and before they knew what was happening, Livin La Vida Loca was blasting out. He faced the Scooby Gang.
"Okay now watch me."
He started to roll his hips and move his hands along while silently counting.
"One. Two. Cha, cha, cha. Three. Four. Cha, cha, cha."
After cha-cha-chaing for four more counts, he stopped as the song ended. Buffy, Willow, and Xander clapped politely.
"Now you." He said to Xander. Once again, Xander paled.
"No, sorry Oz, I have my manly dignity, I mean..." Xander trailed off as Oz put in the next song. Next thing he knew, his butt was shaking in time to the music and he started to move like how Oz was before. "One. Two. Cha, cha, cha..." He started going. Soon Buffy and Willow picked up the beat and Xander grabbed Buffy's hips.
"Come on Slayer-gal! Lead us outta here! One. Two. Cha, cha cha! Three. Four. Cha, cha cha!"
They started to walk out the door and Willow grabbed Xander's waist and started going with them. As soon as Buffy and Xander were out Oz's door though, she hung back, closed it and locked it. She walked over to Oz.
"I think I need a private lesson mi atractivo que baila lobo*." She grinned as he leaned in for a kiss.
"Sí, mi bruja hermosa del roja pela**..." He said as they both laid back on the couch.
Outside the door, Buffy stood with Xander. She turned to look at him, and when he started to open his mouth she shushed him.
"Don't say it, I know we've been tricked."
As they started to walk away, Xander muttered. "Ay caramba."
END
* My sexy dancing wolf
** Yes, my beautiful redhead witch
