A/N: Since a few of you seemed to like "I'm a Witch" I thought I'd try another songfic. Try not to be disappointed that it's not as good as the other one. Imagine that it is October 31st 1994. The Goblet of Fire has selected four Triwizard Champions, one of which is our favourite hero, Harry Potter. Although Harry tries to tell Gryffindor House that he did not put his name into the Goblet, no-one will believe him; they are far too thrilled with a Gryffindor's success. In vain, he turns to Ron, but even Harry's best friend is dubious.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling's scene to the tune of Shaggy and Rib-Rok's "It Wasn't Me."
HARRY (spoken over intro music): Listen Ron... I've got something to tell you.
RON: Congratulations.
HARRY: But you don't understand... It wasn't me!
(sung) Someone came in and they tricked the goblet,
Put my name in the cup.
Picture this, as I sat there watching,
Dumbledore called me up.
RON: Come on, Harry mate, you don't
Really have to lie to me.
Just tell me how you did it,
That's all I want to hear.
The fat lady told us you got in.
Don't look like that, it's not that big of a sin,
Think about it: you might even win
A thousand galleons: be as rich as a king.
HARRY: Ron, I didn't put in my name,
You're acting like it's all a game,
I don't see why I should get the blame,
D'you think I really want to add to my fame?
RON: D'you wear the cloak on your shoulders?
HARRY: It wasn't me.
RON: Use a spell to get you over?
HARRY: It wasn't me,
RON: How d'you make yourself older?
HARRY: It wasn't me -
RON: Harry, be a bit bolder!
HARRY: It wasn't me...
RON: When d'you do it, which hour?
HARRY: It wasn't me!
RON: And what was your secret power?
HARRY: It wasn't me!
RON: Just tell me, don't be a coward!
HARRY: It wasn't me!
RON: When will this act be over?
HARRY: Someone came in and they tricked the goblet,
Put my name in the cup.
Picture this, as I sat there watching,
Dumbledore called me up.
RON: (scornfully) How could I forget that you had
Beaten You-Know-Who?
If anyone broke the rules then it would
Really have to be you!
Harry do you really think I'd buy this crap!
You deserve a very big hard slap,
You better shut your fucking trap,
What, did you use the Marauders Map?
HARRY: Just cool down, won't you, okay?
You haven't been listening to a word I say.
I didn't enter, didn't want to play,
Why won't you believe me anyway?
RON: D'you wear the cloak on your shoulders?
HARRY: It wasn't me.
RON: Use a spell to get you over?
HARRY: It wasn't me,
RON: How d'you make yourself older?
HARRY: It wasn't me -
RON: Harry, be a bit bolder!
HARRY: It wasn't me...
RON: When d'you do it, which hour?
HARRY: It wasn't me!
RON: And what was your secret power?
HARRY: It wasn't me!
RON: Just tell me, don't be a coward!
HARRY: It wasn't me!
RON: When will this act be over?
HARRY: Someone came in and they tricked the goblet,
Put my name in the cup.
Picture this, as I sat there watching,
Dumbledore called me up.
RON: Just tell them that you're sorry for the mix-up you've caused,
I've been listening to your reasoning it makes no sense at all.
HARRY: But I'm not to blame for the mix-up that's been caused -
RON: You better get to bed Harry, you'll be wanted for a photocall.
HARRY: (now singing to the red curtains around Ron's four-poster bed.) Someone came in and they tricked the goblet,
Put my name in the cup.
Picture this, as I sat there watching,
Dumbledore called me up.
How could I forget that you were jealous as it's possible to be,
Why would you believe me when I said it wasn't me?
It wasn't me,
It wasn't me,
It wasn't me,
It wasn't me.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling's scene to the tune of Shaggy and Rib-Rok's "It Wasn't Me."
HARRY (spoken over intro music): Listen Ron... I've got something to tell you.
RON: Congratulations.
HARRY: But you don't understand... It wasn't me!
(sung) Someone came in and they tricked the goblet,
Put my name in the cup.
Picture this, as I sat there watching,
Dumbledore called me up.
RON: Come on, Harry mate, you don't
Really have to lie to me.
Just tell me how you did it,
That's all I want to hear.
The fat lady told us you got in.
Don't look like that, it's not that big of a sin,
Think about it: you might even win
A thousand galleons: be as rich as a king.
HARRY: Ron, I didn't put in my name,
You're acting like it's all a game,
I don't see why I should get the blame,
D'you think I really want to add to my fame?
RON: D'you wear the cloak on your shoulders?
HARRY: It wasn't me.
RON: Use a spell to get you over?
HARRY: It wasn't me,
RON: How d'you make yourself older?
HARRY: It wasn't me -
RON: Harry, be a bit bolder!
HARRY: It wasn't me...
RON: When d'you do it, which hour?
HARRY: It wasn't me!
RON: And what was your secret power?
HARRY: It wasn't me!
RON: Just tell me, don't be a coward!
HARRY: It wasn't me!
RON: When will this act be over?
HARRY: Someone came in and they tricked the goblet,
Put my name in the cup.
Picture this, as I sat there watching,
Dumbledore called me up.
RON: (scornfully) How could I forget that you had
Beaten You-Know-Who?
If anyone broke the rules then it would
Really have to be you!
Harry do you really think I'd buy this crap!
You deserve a very big hard slap,
You better shut your fucking trap,
What, did you use the Marauders Map?
HARRY: Just cool down, won't you, okay?
You haven't been listening to a word I say.
I didn't enter, didn't want to play,
Why won't you believe me anyway?
RON: D'you wear the cloak on your shoulders?
HARRY: It wasn't me.
RON: Use a spell to get you over?
HARRY: It wasn't me,
RON: How d'you make yourself older?
HARRY: It wasn't me -
RON: Harry, be a bit bolder!
HARRY: It wasn't me...
RON: When d'you do it, which hour?
HARRY: It wasn't me!
RON: And what was your secret power?
HARRY: It wasn't me!
RON: Just tell me, don't be a coward!
HARRY: It wasn't me!
RON: When will this act be over?
HARRY: Someone came in and they tricked the goblet,
Put my name in the cup.
Picture this, as I sat there watching,
Dumbledore called me up.
RON: Just tell them that you're sorry for the mix-up you've caused,
I've been listening to your reasoning it makes no sense at all.
HARRY: But I'm not to blame for the mix-up that's been caused -
RON: You better get to bed Harry, you'll be wanted for a photocall.
HARRY: (now singing to the red curtains around Ron's four-poster bed.) Someone came in and they tricked the goblet,
Put my name in the cup.
Picture this, as I sat there watching,
Dumbledore called me up.
How could I forget that you were jealous as it's possible to be,
Why would you believe me when I said it wasn't me?
It wasn't me,
It wasn't me,
It wasn't me,
It wasn't me.
