Hiya again! I *am*
working on Hanging On, it's half done (you people have the patience of saints)
but in the meantime, some more fun :-) If you have any of these you'd like
sticking up on here, put them in your review and I'll put them in the next
part, with all credit to you, of course! Thanks to all the truly fabulous
people who reviewed ::beams:: I wasn't expecting anyone to read these so hey!
I'm glad y'all liked.
Please don't take offence; I'm only having a
bit of fun.
Things You Would Never Catch Tamora Pierce Characters
Saying II: The Author Strikes Back!
Kel
- Oh no, did I really throw up on Garvey
from the top of that mountain? I feel *so* horrified.
- Joren, you sexy beast!
- My secret benefactor? I forged the
notes myself and made the money doing embroidery at night.
- Lord Wyldon is my role model. I too
want to be a chauvinistic prejudiced bald man.
- A fearsome clifftop battle with almost
certain potential of extra kudos and conquering of my great fear, not to
mention saving the day and earning the admiration of everyone present? But
it's that time of the month!
Neal.
- Yo, wassuuuuuuup!
- I can't actually read, but it's a
great girl-puller.
- My true calling in life is to be a WWF
wrestler.
- I only went to University for the
booze.
- Shall I compare thee to a summer's
day, thou—I'm talking to a wall? Damn hormones!
Ralon
- Kissing pigs? Just call me Kermit.
- Maybe having a distinctive set of acid
burns *was* just asking to be identified and killed...
- I was born Rowena.
- Emotionally repressed – physically
possessed.
- Just because I want everyone to be my
personal slave doesn't mean I'm a *bad* person.
Numair
- $5 an hour for kids' parties.
- Supreme Sorcerer™ - batteries and
respect for age gaps not included.
- I'm only a black robe because it
doesn't show stains.
- That hawk thing? It's remote-control
operated, but it looks impressive as hell.
- I'm actually Roger of Conte. This is
just a latex mask. Bet you didn't see *that* one coming!
Contributed by the
lovely Sy-Dra:
Nealan:
Love sucks. I'm
gonna be a priest.
Uline, I am through
with this! Do you realize I'm the one who's been writing you terrible soppy
poetry? I just can't believe you've been this blind...I can't take it any
more!!
Josiane:
Do you think this
dress makes me look slutty, Delia?
Alanna:
Roger, you sexy little
sorcerer, you! I just love the whole dark duke get-up!
Numair:
Daine, I do not
love you. and the baby I carry? It is Antonio's! I'm leaving you for Kally.
goodbye, Daine.
