My thanks to all of ye who review and make me laugh with your suggestions :-)

My thanks to all of ye who review and make me laugh with your suggestions :-)

All is harmless fun; please take it as such.

Enjoy,

Ki

Things You Would *Never* Catch Tamora Pierce Characters Saying 4: The Author's New Groove…

Tristan Staghorn:

  1. I'm in a completely different branch of life now.
  2. 100% recyclable.
  3. Battle-magic, bloodrain, poisoning my best friend...what gave me away?
  4. Deep down, I'm really sappy.
  5. No, I would *not* make a good mantelpiece!

King Jonathan

  1. No, Zahir, I don't sleep with *all* my squires.
  2. People say I'm a good king and ignore the fact my country is in a permanent state of war.
  3. Everyone thinks it was Roger who killed my father...but think about it...who was next in line to the throne?
  4. Magic, looks, intelligence...if only I *was* Numair.
  5. Sex bomb, sex bomb, I'm a sex bomb...

Josiane:

  1. Maybe I should have gone for sanity instead of stronger, healthy looking hair...
  2. Catch me in So I Married An Axe Murderer 2!
  3. I'm in the business of making cat food.
  4. She may be a knight, and a witch, and one of the Goddess's own, but the voices talk to *me*!
  5. Siam, you are the weakest link – goodbye!

George:

  1. Alanna, marrying you was just a way to get closer to Jon
  2. No, no, no, Claw, please *take* my chair. And let me be your personal slave...
  3. In my spare time, they call me 007.
  4. And everyone thought it was the staff stealing all those statues from the palace...
  5. The best things in life are free – if you swipe them quick enough.

Roger:

  1. Therapy's great! We sing songs all day long, and watch a lot of Barney cartoons -- and, oh yeah, I'm down to killing one person a day now! (By Quartz)

Kel:

  1. Fight Joren? But I might get bruised! Geez, can't I just tell Wyldon? (By Junipertree)

Ozorne:

  1. Maybe I *was* born with it, or maybe it's Maybelline (By Becks)

Rikash Moonsword:

  1. Let's all be friends
  2. I really don't want to hurt anyone
  3. These aren't steel wings, they're those fairy kind you buy at the Disney store! (All by Teardrop)

Daine:

  1. Numair, I'm eloping with Neal
  2. Eeek! a mouse!
  3. Shame I killed Ozorne- that makeup made him look sexy
  4. Numair, Tristan could kick your ass any day
  5. Daine's animal phsycic hotline- $4.99 a minute (All by Junipertree)

Buri

  1. But I'll get my skirts wet!
  2. Does this look too butch?
  3. That armor needs more lace
  4. Bandits attacking? Just let me finish putting on my lip rouge (All by Junipertree)

From the Circle Of magic Series (which I will read.)

Rosethorn:

  1. Crane! I looovvvee your work in that greenhouse of yours! (By Zoey)
  2. Rosethorn, will you marry me? (By Aya)

Tris:

  1. I'm afraid of thunder
  2. Briar is such a sweet boy! (All by Teardrop)

Briar:

  1. I'm allergic to pollen (By Teardrop)

Daja:

  1. You lucky little trangshi, you! (By Aya)

Pasco:

  1. Pasco: I HATE DANCING! I want to be a harrier! No fair! (By Aya)

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