My thanks to all
of ye who review and make me laugh with your suggestions :-)
All is harmless
fun; please take it as such.
Enjoy,
Ki
Things You Would
*Never* Catch Tamora Pierce Characters Saying 4: The Author's New Groove…
Tristan Staghorn:
- I'm in a completely different branch
of life now.
- 100% recyclable.
- Battle-magic, bloodrain, poisoning my
best friend...what gave me away?
- Deep down, I'm really sappy.
- No, I would *not* make a good
mantelpiece!
King Jonathan
- No, Zahir, I don't sleep with *all* my
squires.
- People say I'm a good king and ignore
the fact my country is in a permanent state of war.
- Everyone thinks it was Roger who
killed my father...but think about it...who was next in line to the
throne?
- Magic, looks, intelligence...if only I
*was* Numair.
- Sex bomb, sex bomb, I'm a sex bomb...
Josiane:
- Maybe I should have gone for sanity
instead of stronger, healthy looking hair...
- Catch me in So I Married An Axe
Murderer 2!
- I'm in the business of making cat
food.
- She may be a knight, and a witch, and
one of the Goddess's own, but the voices talk to *me*!
- Siam, you are the weakest link –
goodbye!
George:
- Alanna, marrying you was just a way to
get closer to Jon
- No, no, no, Claw, please *take* my
chair. And let me be your personal slave...
- In my spare time, they call me 007.
- And everyone thought it was the staff
stealing all those statues from the palace...
- The best things in life are free – if
you swipe them quick enough.
Roger:
- Therapy's great! We sing songs all day
long, and watch a lot of Barney cartoons -- and, oh yeah, I'm down to
killing one person a day now! (By Quartz)
Kel:
- Fight Joren? But I might get bruised!
Geez, can't I just tell Wyldon? (By Junipertree)
Ozorne:
- Maybe I *was* born with it, or maybe
it's Maybelline (By Becks)
Rikash Moonsword:
- Let's all be friends
- I really don't want to hurt anyone
- These aren't steel wings, they're
those fairy kind you buy at the Disney store! (All by Teardrop)
Daine:
- Numair, I'm eloping with Neal
- Eeek! a mouse!
- Shame I killed Ozorne- that makeup
made him look sexy
- Numair, Tristan could kick your ass
any day
- Daine's animal phsycic hotline- $4.99
a minute (All by Junipertree)
Buri
- But I'll get my skirts wet!
- Does this look too butch?
- That armor needs more lace
- Bandits attacking? Just let me finish
putting on my lip rouge (All by Junipertree)
From the Circle Of
magic Series (which I will read.)
Rosethorn:
- Crane! I looovvvee your work in that
greenhouse of yours! (By Zoey)
- Rosethorn, will you marry me? (By Aya)
Tris:
- I'm afraid of thunder
- Briar is such a sweet boy! (All by
Teardrop)
Briar:
- I'm allergic to pollen (By Teardrop)
Daja:
- You lucky little trangshi, you! (By
Aya)
Pasco:
- Pasco: I HATE DANCING! I want to be a
harrier! No fair! (By Aya)
Comments would be
adored!
