The sun shone brightly in a velvet colorful day
The
sun shone brightly in a velvet colorful day. The Weiss stood still in the flower
shop that we knew so well. Suddenly the silence of the flower shop cracked to
the shriek of the redhead leader of Weiss.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
KEN!!! GET OUT OF MY BED!!!!!!"
The
youngest Weiss woke up in fear, while the oldest still asleep, he is not the
kind of guy that can be waken up that easily. The young boy ran to the
leader's room. "Aya-kun? What's the matter??" That was all he can asked
before he saw the leader stood silently on the corner of the room with his
so-called brother, Ken-kun on his bed, sleeping like a cat, in no dress at all
(Well, to make this fic not so yaoish, due to the Weiss request, Ken was wearing
a boxer). Omi gasped. The leader of Weiss ran passed the boy, heading to the
bathroom, before he do so, he told the young boy this: "When he is awake, tell
me, I want to throw up first… and get my katana." That's all he can say
before he ran to the place and locked it. Omi couldn't say a thing. He heard
moans from Ken's parted lips, and damn, he is so sexy. Omi gulped. He touched
Ken's naked body (not the part you are thinking of, minna-san!!), the lower
part is being hidden by Aya's blanket. He grabbed Ken's hand, shaking it.
"Ken-kun… wake up…"
After
a few minutes of trying to wake Ken up without pulling the blanket *ahem* away,
Omi gave up. The guy is really fallen asleep deeply, like someone drugged him.
Wait, drugged him? That could be true! Ken has no courage to sneak into Aya's
room in no clothes at all, he knew the consequences are. The redhead might slash
him to sushi if he found out he sneaked into his bed in a middle of a night.
He wondered, who in the world can transport Ken to Aya's bed without
even the sensitive redhead noticed it. Omi's bright brains worked, an on light
was shown just beside of Omi. Aha, the Ken and Aya's yaoi fans. Omi got the
answer for his question, but still, he can't figure out how can he make
Ken's awake. *cling* Yeah, that's right, the bright boy had found another
idea. He took some of the yaoi doujins telling stories about Ken and Aya
together.
He
whispered on Ken's ear, "Ken-kun, I've found yaoi doujins under
Aya-kun's bed… don't you wanna see..?" Omi smiled teasingly on Ken's
sleeping head when suddenly, Ken's body is up. "What? Aya has a doujin about
me?" he asked in his bright tones. "Uhh, sorry, but actually nope. It's
Yuu's.", Omi answered as he was thinking about how effective the doujin was
in his heart. "Kinda thought so" Ken grumbled before he shrieks like a demon
is behind him.
"OMIIIIIII~!!!!!!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME????!!!!", Ken shrieked as he yanked the blanket to
cover his naked (not forget to mention sexy ^-^) body. In this scene, Ken really
looks like a girl that you wouldn't believe it ^-^
"What
have I done to you?? Ken-kun, looked around, you are in Aya-kun's room!!",
Omi yelled. Ken blinked as he looked around. He looked so dumb that you can cry.
"Huh? I am in that redhead room?" Omi nodded. Ken was laughing, like saying
that he doesn't want Omi to tease him. Omi understand the sign, he swung his
head. "I am not kidding, Ken-kun…" Omi said, seriously. Ken sat on the bed
with blanket on his hand, covering his body, and then he blinked again.
"Where
is Aya-kun then?", he asked with fear in his eyes.
"He
is still in the bathroom. I think you should leave now, Ken-kun."
"Why?"
"Because
he will bring his katana when he gets back here."
"Ah.
Good reason, ta-ta." Ken zoomed to his room, it's on time, because it's
just the time when the furious leader just walked out of the bathroom, full
armed with his katana gripped hard on his hand. All he can see is the dust that
Ken left when he zoomed to his room just now. Aya soon realized that it was Ken
who leaves the dust. "KEN!!!!!" he shouted. Ken already in his room, busy
dressing himself properly again. Omi remained silence, he tiptoe to the exit of
the furious leader's room.
"Wait!"
Aya shouted, ordering the youngest boy to not move, even an inch.
"…ha…haii?"
Omi replied in a shaking, small, tiny, and not to forget to mention cute voice.
Aya glared at him, asking in his most frosty voice ever, a blue ghostly fire we
liked to see in anime whenever scary things happen appeared. "Why do you let
him go?"
"Well…
I don't want any blood spilled all over the house, the cleaning bill is
expensive and our salary is not enough…"
"Hmm,
you've got a point there. Ok then, I will spare his life now, but remember, if
I found him sleeping on MY bed again, I'll…"
"Ok,
ok, I got it, I will tell him"
"Oh
yeah, don't you ever tell Yohji about this. He will laugh at me till he's
dead."
"Haiii"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Now
where is the hell that doujin I bought yesterday…?" Yuu asked herself while
her hands are busy searching through the flower shop. Omi looked at her in
coincidence. "Oi, Yuu-chan! What are you looking for?" Omi asked in his loud
high voice.
"Oh,
Omi-kun! Did you see any doujinshi about Ken-kun and Aya-kun here?"
Omi
gulped. Yesterday when Aya was returning to his room, he saw the yaoi doujins.
When he read it, his face turned red hot and he hated it, so he threw them to
the junk box. "Damned doujins…" is what he said last before banging the
door.
"Uhmm…
do you mean the yaoi doujins under the couch?"
"Yes,
yes!! That is my doujin! Where are they?"
"Well......
they are…"
"Where
are they???"
"They
were being thrown away by Aya…"
There's
not even a single sound after Omi spoke the words. Omi closed his eyes, being
ready to face his fate. Oh God, do I really must die now…? I even
haven't had bought that new Mp3 music files, the new sony music distortion
with 4 speakers, and I even haven't dated someone…well, other than my sister
of course… oh God, must it now…? keeping busy with his own thought, he
doesn't realize that Yuu is not there anymore. After a few minutes and nothing
happened, he slowly opened his eyes. He was surprised when he saw nobody in
front of him, he yelled, "Oh, there is GOD!!". He sang happily when he
walked back to water the plants.
Meanwhile,
fast footsteps were heard from the wooden floor. Aya had finished reading in a
book called How-To-Make-Yourself-Looks-Cool and when he just started to flip a
new page in his other book that has a How-To-Hold-Your-Emotions title, BANG, the
door swung open.
"Yuu-chan?
Do you know what I can do if Ken did the swinging door in my room?"
"Yeah,
made him to sukiyaki all you want. Do you know what I can do if you throw my
doujins away?" Yuu asked in a soft, but scary voice.
"Ah,
I see that the doujins is yours. Ken must thank YOU to tell me that, it minus my
slashes I'll do to him tomorrow."
"The
hell I care. Do you know how much they cost for the bloody doujins?"
"How
much?"
"499.99999
yen"
"Made
it to 500 yen, so it cost you 500 yen, so what?"
"Pay
me 500 yen now"
"What
for?"
"Throwing
my 500 yen doujins away."
The
two stared at each other. Omi peeked on them from outside of the door. The
weather suddenly turned to dark, heavily thundered rain and a twister was seen
from the window. *CRAAASSSHHH* the sound of a thunder strikes to the tree was
heard. Omi gulped.
"If
I don't want to do it?". Yuu smiled wickedly, she took a capsule from the
capsule corp. in Dragon Ball Z and threw it in front of Aya. A laptop appeared
in front of them. She smiled more wickedly as she turn on the laptop and start
to type like a crazy devil.
*Type
Type Type*
The
sun shone brightly in a velvet colorful day. The Weiss stood still in the flower
shop that we knew so well. Suddenly the silence of the flower shop was
interrupted by a groan of the Siberian of Weiss.
"Oooh,
Aya-kun…" Ken groaned as Aya kissed his neck. Ken closed his eyes. Aya
licked Ken's nipples and pressed his fingers gently more on Ken's organ.
"Ahn…"
Ken
pressed his hands on Aya's sexy butt tighter as Aya was kissing him more
deeply and more passionately ever. Aya bit Ken's neck when Ken's finger is
playing in Aya's most sensitive area. Ken widened his eyes when he felt the
urge of Aya's hot tongue in him, so he kissed Aya back, giving him the sign
that he allowed Aya to enter him. Aya smiled lovingly at Ken just before he
started to……………………………………………..
"ALRIGHT!
ALRIGHT! I WILL PAY YOU, YOU EVIL YAOI LEMON WRITER!!!!!!!!!!" Aya screamed as
Ken just wanted to suck his *beeep* ( because this fic is no longer yaoi, the
word is being cencored. The show is over, minna-san!! ^_^ ). Ken widened his
eyes as he found himself on Aya's bed, naked, with Aya also naked beside him.
He can't stop his nosebleed just before the "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
came out. Ken shrieked loudly which make Aya fell down the bed, making Omi to
wake up in fear and Yohji to open his eyes.
Yuu
smiled evilly as she stood in front of Aya with a laptop on her hand. "Wanna
FEEL more?"
"No.
Now please just shoot me dead here and make it over by just a look."
"No
way man, dead is just too easy for you. I can make it WORSE, Aya-kun…" Yuu
grinned. Aya gulped, in his life, this is the FIRST time he ever feared someone.
And that 'someone' is a girl, wow God, who has ever guessed?
Yohji
and Omi were running to the room where Ken's shriek was heard. When Omi saw
the naked Ken yanking the blanket like a lady and Aya who sat on the floor with
just a pair of boxers (with a little tear on it ^_^), he gasped and blushed.
Yohji whistled.
"K…
Ken…kun…?" Omi wipe his sweat. Ken looked to the gasping Omi and the
whistling Yohji. He blushed even more reddish just before he started to sob.
"Ah… ah… I … Aya-kun……… and I ……..were…. aaaaaahhhh……...
How could you…" Ken started to cry. "Aaannggg… anng…"
Yohji
snickered as he turned his back and laugh until he got a stomachache. Omi took
one of Ken's bomber jacket and a long boogie pants for Ken to wear. He helped
Ken to wear the clothes. Ken was crying all over the way to his real room, Omi
was sighing. Aya growled at Yuu.
"What
have you done…?" Aya asked Yuu in his most frosty voice.
"Uhm,
a thing that Aya x Ken fans wanted to see, I mean, read."
"Oh?
Ok, now I will show you what I WANNA see…" Yuu gulped. She tried to type
anything different but alas, the laptop energy ran out, she forgot to charge it
yesterday (did she mentioned that she is a very lazy girl?). She gulped again.
"SHINNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~*~*owari~*~*