Chapter 2

God damn this sucks, lucky I'm asleep most of the time because if I wasn't I would have most likely gone mad inside this bloody womb. Luckily a few hours ago I was woken by the feeling of being rhythmically forced down a tube. I have very much been looking forward to this day not for the experience get that thought out of your heads nasty perverts. I'm negative 1 day old and very innocent. If you're wondering who i'm talking too well I suspect lord Stark can read my mind and perhaps I've gone a little crazier cooped up in here then I would like to admit. Finally after a few more hours I finally popped out of my new mother Meredith Quill. From what my little baby eyes could see, she looks quite similar to how she did in guardians 2. Her eyes stare back at mine with unimaginable love which is quite deserved on my part really. I'm a very polite baby who never kicked in the womb and is planning on crying only when necessary. However I don't really love her back I already had a mom and I am in my mind a grown adult I don't really need another I have no feelings of ill will towards her but we are probably just going to be acquaintances for a few years anyway since I doubt I will find a cure for cancer in less than a decade. She cradles me against her bare breast and I begin to suckle. God damn it thats nasty tasting, fucking Robb he might have said he sent me here merely to help his conquest itch but I have heard stories about R.O.B's he is doubtlessly watching me as a form of entertainment and placing me as a newborn was surely a fantastic joke from his point of view. I mean sure I asked to be inserted as an infant Peter quill but I didn't to be inserted as a fetus when I conquer this multiverse and break down the omniversal barrier the first thing I'm going to do is sucker punch Robb in his fucking long Grimm Stark face. With thoughts of vengeance, violence, and multiversal conquest running through my infant head and murderous look on my face I fall asleep while my extended family coos at the cute faces little Pete is making.

A few hours later my grandfather drives me and my mom back from the hospital to our small home in St.Charles Missouri this is both rather new to me and at the same time eerily familiar. In my previous life I lived in the suburbs of Detroit and St.Charles had lots of the midwest vibes I remembered. However this time I was born In 1980 in my original life I wasn't even born twenty years from now however I wasn't content with my childhood being a repeat with only a couple decades fewer and 7 siblings less. I have grand plans for the future half planned for now but my stint as an infant will give me plenty of time to scheme Before I get kidnapped by Mary "daddy" Poppins. My first plan is to find the seed of my father behind some random ass dairy queen. My plan is to convince my new mother that Dairy Queen is my favorite restaurant, not too hard considering that I love ice cream. And its not like I can go to my real favorite restaurant as its a pizza joint a few thousand miles away back in Detroit with no planned expansions in the next 50 years if ever. Once I convinced my dearest mother of my eternal love for Her majesty of ice cream and epic Twitter roasts I will then beg her every time we go past one and hope there is a little forest behind it.

I am hoping that my mother will tell me if we were at the one my father and her visited but if not I plan to act like the annoying little child I am and run into the pretty forest to go check myself. This is critically important to my future plans as I believe a half celestial child could manipulate the universe without a connection to their father after all, movie quill can partially withstand an infinity stone before ever meeting his father. However I believe this piece of my father will make it quite a bit easier. My next scene is to locate the capsicle and extract some of its blood. I already know the general location but it would be quite hard without super powers which I should hopefully have by then. Another plan that is rather reliant on my acquiring my birthrate from papa planet is to acquire vibranium it should still be in the same museum it was in black panther and then bam easy super metal. With those 2 base ingredients I should be able to craft some bullshit level super body using my celestial powers. However far more important then any of my other plans I had to sneak into the first show of the Jackson 5's victory tour in Kansas city Missouri I couldn't wait only for years until I could see Micheal Jackson performs his greatest hits from Thriller and Off The Wall live I never thought it would be possible but I see him single gloved up moonwalking across the stage. Although It would be rather hard to sneak in as a four year old so I hope I get my powers before then as I doubt my mom would let me go although I will definitely try it might work there was some Jackson five on the awesome mix after all. I am pulled out of my musing by shitting my pants damn lack of bowel control. At this moment I really do empathize with Stevie griffin fictions or I feel like he went through genuine torment. He always was my favorite character, well in the early seasons at least. Resigning myself I start to wail so that my mother can change my nappy damn Robb I know he's watching laughing at me his own personal Stevie griffin although my father weighs a bit too much for this to be his personal family guy. Ah family guy how I will miss you game of thrones too the bucks aren't even out yet. No no no raghu focus on Thriller you get to see Micheal Jackson happy thoughts happy thoughts. And damn I just vomited holy fuck I stink this maybe my lowest point wallowing in my own filth screaming to the heavens (my mom) for mercy ats its all stupid Robb Starks fault I should have known I was making a deal with the devil who else barters for your soul and gives you promises of power. And fuck my eyes are beginning to droop I hope my mother comes soon this is already promising to be a terrible rash I would really rather nor die of dysentery like a 1800s Parisian and ah "awwhhh aren't you just the cutest little petey bear" my mothers voice comes from behind me ah finnaly salvation I can finnaly rest easy and with that I pass out nearly crying tears of releif.