Flower did something to the disclaimer telling you that I don't own any Ghosts characters. Let's be honest, something like this was bound to happen sooner or later.

Getting Flowered

"Butterfly!" Flower cooed as she chased a butterfly around the outside of Woodstone Mansion. "Come back butterfly! I want to pet you! Butterfly!"

Sasappis and Trevor just happened to be outside. "She knows she can't actually touch a butterfly? Right?" Trevor asked.

"Oh, let her have fun," Sasappis waved. "She never catches them anyway."

"She can't catch them," Trevor pointed out. "Literally."

A workman was rounding the corner carrying some tools. Right where Flower was running. "Uh oh…" Sasappis could see what was coming.

And so could Trevor. "Watch out! Flower! Watch out! You're…"

FLOOSH!

"Oooh," The male ghosts winced as the workman walked through Flower.

The workman stopped in his tracks. "Wow…" He dropped his tools and looked around in a daze. "Wow…"

"Wow," Flower shook her head. "That was…" The butterfly flew past her. "BUTTERFLY!" She ran chasing it around again.

"The sky is really blue today…" The workman had a goofy grin on his face. "I'm gonna sit down for a minute here. Ooh! Pretty!" He sat down and started playing with some flowers on the ground.

"Boy she got him good," Trevor remarked.

"He's Flowered all right," Sasappis nodded as they watched.

Another workman walked around the corner. "Hey Joe! Joe! What the hell are you doing man?"

"I'm just having fun playing with the daisies," Joe had a goofy grin on his face.

"First of all," The second workman sighed. "Those are dandelions Joe. And secondly the boss wants us to work on the roof."

"Where'd you go Butterfly?" Flower looked around. "Butterfly?"

Sasappis got an idea. "Flower! The butterfly is on that guy's jacket!"

"What are you doing?" Trevor gave him a look.

"Ooh! Butterfly…" Flower ran over to the workman.

"Oh no…" Trevor realized Sasappis' plan. "Flower! Wait, don't…!"

FLOOSH!

Flower walked through the second workman. The second workman blinked. "Then again…It is a nice day out. Ooh! Flowers!" He sat next to Joe.

"SASS!" Trevor shouted.

"What?" Sasappis asked. "It's funny!"

"But not at Flower's expense!" Trevor snapped at him. "Flower are you okay?"

"Ooh, that was a…" Flower blinked. A butterfly flew past her. "BUTTERFLY! COME BACK!" She ran after it.

"She's in Butterfly Mode," Sasappis told Trevor. "She's fine."

"Wheeee…" Joe giggled as he made a flower crown. "I'm King of the Flowers!"

"I like butter!" The second handyman ticked a dandelion on his chin.

"Okay I admit," Trevor snickered. "That's funny."

"What's going on?" Thorfinn walked out of the walls to see what was happening.

"Dude your chin is so yellow!" Joe laughed.

"I love butter!" The second handyman giggled as he lay back.

Thorfinn looked around. "Butterfly Mode?"

"Butterfly mode," Sasappis nodded.

"There she goes!" Trevor pointed as Flower ran around. "Flower! Be careful!"

"Flower is much tougher than you think," Thorfinn explained. "Especially in Butterfly Mode."

"When she first died, she ran through three cops, a gardener, an EMT and the bear that killed her," Sasappis explained. "It came back. Ever see a bear get really high? It's weird!"

"And she was still chasing a butterfly," Thorfinn added.

"We had to chase her for an hour before we could get her to stop and realize she was dead," Sasappis groaned. "She realized she was dead. Then went off to chase butterflies again."

"She took her death really well," Thorfinn nodded.

"What the hell is going on?" Mark shouted as he rounded the corner.

"I don't think he's going to take this well," Sasappis snickered.

"What are you two idiots doing?" Mark shouted.

"Have you noticed how fluffy the clouds are?" Joe asked.

"Have you noticed that you need to get back to work?" Mark shouted.

"Later gator," The second handyman giggled. Both workmen laughed wildly.

"Wow," Trevor snorted. "Those dudes are so fired."

"Come on Mark!" Sasappis called out. "Lose your temper! Fire them on the spot!"

"What's going on?" Sam asked as she and Jay walked up to them.

"What's going on is that I'm about to fire these two idiots for being high on the job!" Mark shouted. "Damn it, Joe! You promised me you'd stay sober this time!"

"Maybe it was an accident?" Sam suggested.

"How does somebody accidentally get high?" Mark asked.

"Uh…" Sam saw Flower chase the butterfly. "It can happen…"

"I mean I could see it if it was college," Mark remarked. "And at a party."

Jay picked up the vibe quickly. "I mean…Maybe they accidentally drank something that didn't agree with their medication or something?"

"My medication is on vacation…" Joe laughed. "Ooh, butterflies."

"Come back butterfly!" Flower called out.

"Did you give them anything?" Mark asked Sam and Jay.

"No, but…" Jay paused. "I saw them taking some kind of drink from this shady looking dude earlier. Claimed it was lemonade but I don't know…"

"I could go for lemonade," Joe said. "That's what we should do! Open a lemon orchard and make our own lemonade!"

"YEAH!" The second workman laughed. "Let's blow this job!"

"Fire them!" Sasappis grinned. "Fire them! Do it! Do it!"

"Don't do it," Sam groaned. "I mean don't fire them. For all you know they could have been drugged. I just wrote an article about how some people are going around giving free drugged drinks because they saw something on Tik Tok! It's a thing!"

"I want to go to Lemon Land!" Joe called out.

"Me too!" The second workman agreed. "Lemon Land rules!"

"You two are going to the unemployment office!" Mark shouted. "You're both fired! You hear me? Fired!"

"Yes!" Sasappis grinned.

"You're fired!" Joe laughed. "And you're fired! And you're fired!"

"You're fired!" The second handyman called out.

"But…" Sam paused.

"Guys I'm sorry but this is not the first time Joe has pulled a stunt like this," Mark told them. "Come to think of it, both times it was when we were working on this house."

"Imagine that," Jay groaned. He was blissfully aware of Flower running around chasing a butterfly.

"Maybe it's a gas leak?" Sam suggested.

"There's a leak all right!" Mark said. "In their brains! I gotta go tell the other guys they may have to work a double shift to make up for these two!" He stormed away.

Jay looked at the giggling workmen. "Flower?"

"Flower," Sam groaned. "I hope you're happy Sass!"

"At this particular moment?" Sasappis asked. "Yes. Yes, I am. Hey don't look at me. Flower's the one who ran through them."

"Flower is blitzed out of her mind chasing butterflies," Trevor did a double take. "That are no longer there."

True enough Flower was happily running around without anything in front of her to catch. "Come here butterfly! Come here and be my friend!"

"Sam you gotta get the ghosts to coral Flower before she gets anyone else fired," Jay groaned. "Or worse. Having a ghost that can make people high around power tools is kind of a safety issue."

"Yeah, this place is full up on ghosts as it is," Trevor remarked. "We don't need more!"

"That doesn't mean any of them will become ghosts even if they do die," Sasappis told them. "Only five percent of people become ghosts."

"Five percent of people becoming ghosts isn't bad," Sam paused. "Those are low odds."

"Until you realize that Earth's population is over seven billion," Jay looked at her.

Trevor blinked. "Bro five percent of that is at least 350 million!"

Sasappis gulped. "That's a lot of ghosts."

"More ghosts than Thorfinn thought," Thorfinn blinked. "Maybe other Viking ghosts out there?"

"Odds are there are," Trevor shrugged. "Probably mostly in Europe."

"Scaring Dane ghosts for eternity," Sasappis added.

"Aww, how nice," Thorfinn grinned. "That make Thorfinn's day!"

"I thought it would," Sasappis remarked.

"Guys just get Flower under control," Sam ordered. She looked around. "Where is she?"

"Uh…" Thorfinn looked around. "Not here."

"I can see that Thor but where…?" Sam began.

Then a commotion was heard. "WHOO HOOO!" A man shouted.

"FRANK STOP SHOOTING THAT NAIL GUN!" Mark was heard shouting.

"I think I found her," Sasappis remarked.

"YEOW!" Someone shouted. "MY FOOT!"

"YEOW! MY BUTT!" Another man shouted.

"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU MORONS BEEN DRINKING TODAY?" Mark shouted. "DID JOE BRING IN THE SPIKED LEMONADE AGAIN? AAAHHH!"

"OOWWW! MY OTHER FOOT!" Someone yelled.

"Guys…" Sam gulped.

"Sam stay here! Out of the line of fire! We'll get her!" Trevor told her. "Come on! Flower! Flower!"

"Come inside the house Flower!" Sasappis called out as they ran to catch her.

"Lots of butterflies in the house Flower!" Thorfinn called out.

"Flower again?" Jay groaned.

"Yeah," Sam winced. "We should stay back here."

"YEOWWWWW!"

"Good idea," Jay groaned. "Last I checked homeowner's insurance doesn't cover ghosts!"