"Well here we are Tori! Animal House!" announced Lacey excitingly.
"This is the club's name? Kinda cheesy isn't" wondered Tori.
"True but it looks really awesome and it only allows animals," explained Lacey, still pumped up.
Tori nodded in agreement. That is pretty cool. Since humans usually have the run of everything in Odeville, Arizona. So a club for only animals is a nice change of pace.
"C'mon let's get inside and get a drink! I wanna see what it looks like on the inside," Lacey exclaimed with overall enthusiasm, dragging Tori yet again inside the club.
After the bouncer(a big, burly ox) let the two girls inside, their eyes went wide and were thrown for a loop.
Music was blaring over speakers as a tabby cat DJ was running the music list.
An all you can eat food buffet table was being served with a sign that read, "All you can eat. Within reason."
There was also a bar area with a Saint Bernard bartender serving alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks of all kinds.
"Wooow. This place is amazing," Lacey said in awe.
Tori smiled some and nodded. Maybe coming to Animal House wasn't such a bad idea after all.
"Let's get some drinks," Lacey said, linking arms with Tori.
"Okay sounds good to me Lace," replied Tori.
As the two best friends made their way to the bar area, they were stopped by two male animals. One was a roadrunner and the other was a grey fox.
"Hi there," greeted the roadrunner.
"Uh...hi," Tori greeted with very little interest.
"What's a couple of cuties like you girls doing here all by yourselves and unprotected?" asked the grey fox
"We're not alone. We're together. We have each other," Lacey curtly replied.
"Ohhh so you two are together, huh?" echoed the roadrunner.
"Yeah. That a problem?" Came a curt reply from Tori.
"No. No problem here. It's just that me and my pal weren't sure you two beauty's swung that way, if you two catch my drift," snickered the roadrunner.
This caused the grey fox to snicker a bit and complete confusion for both Tori and Lacey.
That's when it suddenly dawned on Tori what the roadrunner meant.
"You assholes..."she muttered.
"Hmm did you say something Gorgeous?" asked the grey fox.
"Shut up," Tori demanded.
"What?" the grey fox was completely confused now. As was the roadrunner and Lacey.
"I said, 'Shut Up!' Tori said, louder this time.
"Hey. Easy girl. We were just messin' around. No harm done, am I righ..." the roadrunner tried to coolly explain but Tori cut him off.
"You shut up too asswipe! I don't need this shit right now you know!"
"Geeze what's your problem? You gotta bug up your ass or somethin'? Get a sense a humor lady," the grey fox shot back.
Tori gave him a murderous look that caused the fox to flinch some, yet he tried to keep his arrogant composure.
The mink took a few steps closer towards the grey fox and pulled him by the shirt collar. Tori's voice was low and deadly.
" Listen and listen good cunt breath. I've had a rough couple of weeks so far and I don't think I need nor want a pompous asshole like you or your fugly friend over there as potential mates. If I ever EVER see, hear, or catch you two douchelords in our vicinity of this club, I will make sure you both will be having each other's balls and dicks as a last meal. Got it?"
The grey fox whimpered and gulped, weakly replying, "Y-yes ma'am."
Tori gave a cheerful smile this time and said, "Good!"
She then let go of the grey fox's shirt and let him stumble to his feet.
Tori gave the same icy glare and said in a low enough voice,"Now get out of my sight. Both of you."
The grey fox started to sweat profusely and whimpered even more, leading his roadrunner friend away from the homicidal mink and her hen friend.
Lacey stood there completely shocked and dumbfounded.
"Girl, how did you...? What did you say to that guy to make him leave?"
Tori smiled the same cheerful smile at her best friend and replied, "I have ways with men Lacey. I have ways."
