One day a bunch of people were protesting outside the courthouse.

"Boo! Boo!" they said angrily.

"What's going on here, John Phoenix?" said Uncle Phoenix, looking up at John Phoenix (he was getting a piggy back ride).

"Let us ask, Uncle."

INVESTIGATION SEGMENT

"What's wrong?" asked John Phoenix.

"The trolls at Capcom are in there right now trying to say that John Phoenix isn't canon!"

"WHAT!" cried Uncle Phoenix. John Phoenix got angry psychically and blew up transformers with his mind. All the Ace Attorney characters came out of the alleyways angry with Capcom's arguments. Some had lead pipes.

"John Phoenix, we must defend your canoncity!" cried Edgeworth. "The future of Ace Attorney depends on it!"

"Yeah," said Larry, "or else people won't be able to read John Phoenix fanfiction anymore! They'll have to read bad stories like Turnabout Everlasting!"

"That won't happen, Harry," said John Phoenix. He kicked Uncle in the sides with his spurs and Uncle hurried up the steps into the courthouse.

COURT IS NOW IN SESSION

"Court is now in session," said the Judge.

"Hmm hmm hmm," laughed the prosecutor, who was shadowy because the lightbulb over his desk was broken. "Shu Takumi, is it true that John Phoenix is canon?"

"No," said Shu Takumi. Everyone gasped. "I didn't write John Phoenix and he's only fanfiction so he's not real."

"OBJECTION!" cried John Phoenix mightily. "Your obviously NOT THE REAL SHU TAKUMI!"

He used his psychic power's to take the pumpkin off his head and Shu Takumi was actually The Freelancer Eel.

The real Shu Takumi walked over. "Good work, John Phoenix, only the fake Shu Takumi would say that John Phoenix isn't canon. John Phoenix is canon because unlike Takeshi Yamazaki AKA Trollski Trollzaki, dakoolguy actually respects my CANON works and his story is a logical continuation of it. In fact, I left little clues in all the CANON games (AA1, AA2, AA3, AA4, DGS1+2, Ghost Trick, and the Layton crossover) so that a brave soul would one day know I was trying to communicate to him to make him John Phoenix real."

"No!" cried The Freelancer Eel. He lifted a needle filled with the deadly AIDS virus. "Shu Takumi, I will never let you make John Phoenix canon! ARRRRGHGHHHH!" He yelled like Charlie Brown and ran towards him holding the needle like in that picture of that guy getting killed with a sword. But just then John Phoenix threw his badge like a shuriken and it knocked the needle out of Eel's hand!

"NO!" cried Eel. Shu Takumi picked him up by the scruff of the neck.

"Hmph, your a incel little troll, and you what we do to troll's, we send them back to reddit where they belond," and he put him on a bus heading to reddit where his bad opinions and toxicity could never harm anyone again.

"YAY John Phoenix canpn!" yelled everyone.

"Not so fast!" said the shadowy prosecutor. "Your forgetting one thing, Capcom owns the rights to Ace Attonrwey so that means it's canon even if Shu Takumi says it's not."

John Phoenix snarled and opened his mouth to speak, but Shu Takumi sotpped him.

"No, John, you've done enough." His eyes hardened. "I've got this." He unsheathed a doubled-edged sword named Facts and Logic. Iron Maiden started playing and it was cool. He brandished the sowrd over his head.

"Oh my," said the Judge. Shu Takumi brought the sword down and smashed the prosecution's desk into splinters.

"NOOOO MY DESK!" cried the evil prosecutor.

"I can't see your physical form due to lack of lightbulb," said Shu Takumi, "but I can see into your dark, evil heart. Canon isn't found in some corporate decree. It's found... here." He touched his heart, which started glowing through his skin. In the gallery, dakoolguy's heart started glowing, too. Because their hearts were linked.

"I... I don't understand," said the prosecutor.

"Of course not," said Shu Takumi. "You live in the darkness, and refuse to see the light. That I wrote the REAL Ace Attorney games, so Capcom stealing it from me doesn't mean shit, troll. Stealing doesn't mean you own something, IT JUST MEANS YOU STOLE IT. LIKE CAPCOM STOLE ACE ATTORNEY FROM ME. BUT THE TRUE HEIR TO ACE ATTORNEY... IS DAKOOLGUY!"

Holy light beamed down from heaven so hard it made a hole into the roof and lit up the prosecution desk! The prosecutor cowered and cringed, and she was actually... JORDAN PHOENIX.

"I should've known," said Shu Takumi as Jordan was lead away. "Bad things always come in twos. Like Dual Destinies and Spirit of Justice."

"I find John Phoenix canon!" cried the Judge. Everyone cheered!

THE END