Breaking News: The Senate Building has been attacked.
"Breaking News here on Coruscant. The Senate building, more specifically the Chancellor's Office, has just been bombed. Only one casualty so far, the victim is the Chancellor himself. The perpetrator has not been identified yet but the Coruscant guards are working on it as we speak. This is Debri at news station 212, more updates coming your way at 12."
"Buir, I mean Master. I have something to tell you!" Barriss says as she rushes into her padawan-master quarters.
"We're alone, Barriss, you can call me Buir if you want too. Also, what is it, Ad'ika?" Luminara curiously asks.
"I found out who the Sith Lord was! And I defeated him!" Barriss shouts excitedly.
"You what?! Are you okay, are you hurt?! Who was he? What did you do?" Luminara practically shouts.
"It's all right, Buir. I'm not hurt, I took him out without the risk of getting injured!" Barriss says, smiling pridefully.
"Who was he?" Luminara asks.
"The Sith was Chancellor Palpatine!" Barriss proudly states.
"Wait, you're the one who bombed the Chancellor's office?" Luminara asks, shocked.
"Yes, Buir! And I won't ever get caught, and no one will be blamed for it either. There is no evidence or witnesses!" Barriss proudly states.
"WOW! I'm so proud of you! You should have told me first so I could have helped you, but wow! You're such a great Ad'ika!" Luminara says as she hugs Barriss.
"Thank you, Buir!" Barriss says happily.
"You deserve a treat, how about we go out to Dex's? You can invite Ahsoka if you want too?" Luminara suggests.
"Really? Thank you!" Barriss gratefully says.
Barriss and Luminara walk to Anakin's and Ahsoka's quarters and hear Anakin talking to himself.
"Who would do something so horrible as to kill the Chancellor?!" Anakin cries out, frustrated and sad. "He was so nice and innocent and old! It's not fair! I'm going to hunt down that culprit and make sure they pay!"
Luminara and Barriss look at each other and quickly walk by the quarters.
"On second thought, Master, perhaps we should report this to the Council first." Barriss says.
"And I whole heartedly agree, Padawan!" Luminara says as they rush to the Council Chambers. Luminara bursts through the Chamber doors, Barriss following behind, Yoda and Mace look up from the data pads at the unexpected visit.
"My Padawan bombed the Chancellor's office. Palpatine was a Sith Lord. Skywalker might do something regrettable, and it might end in his death. The war is over. And me, my padawan, and Tano will be at Dex's, if you need us, we'll be available tomorrow." Luminara says and then rushes out of the Chamber with Barriss by her side, who is grinning, leaving a cackling troll and a tired master.
Mace was having a bad day, but that was practically every day, but today, the Chancellor's office just had to be bombed. So now here he was in the Chambers, investigating the bombing, along with Yoda, but he wasn't much help.
He had a horrible headache too, and he wasn't even supposed to be here, he was supposed to be spending time with his former Padawan today since Depa just got back from another mission, but of course, the Force just wanted him to suffer.
So, when Luminara decided to come burst in the Chambers claiming Palpatine was the Sith and that her Padawan was the one responsible for the bombing, so naturally, his headache grew, and to add on to his problems, as soon as Luminara left, Yoda started cackling and fell out of his chair.
"And why is this funny?" Mace asks, irritated.
"Padawan found out the Sith, she did. Not even Masters of Jedi could find out Sith." Yoda says as he gasps for air from laughing too hard.
"I still don't understand how that is even remotely funny. She could have killed people in the bombing, she's lucky it's only the Chancellor that died." Mace retorts.
"No what ifs, what's happened has happened." Yoda states and Mace rolls his eyes.
"Fine, but how are we supposed to explain this to the Senate?" Mace questions.
"No, we, only you." Yoda says and hobbles away quickly.
"Yoda! I am not going to be the only one explaining this! What about Skywalker? What if he finds out and hunts down Offee?" Mace inquires.
"If harm Offee, Skywalker does, then Luminara kill Skywalker, she will. Tell Skywalker it was Offee, you will not." Yoda states then leaves.
"Darn that short, nasty, green troll!" Mace curses.
"Heard that, I did." Yoda shouts.
"I know and it's all true!" Mace shouts back.
Force, he needs a break.
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