[this is over exaggerated for extra spook]

(Hi guys my names xXFanficwritter69Xx and this is my first fic ever. I have only seen the anime of Re:zero and won't be researching anything. AnywYs enjoy I put a lot of effort into making Subaru as powerful as possible because I disagree with a main character being weak.)

Subaru had just been rejected by all the royal candidates and that made him sad

So enraged Subaru let out a mighty scream and suddenly in a brilliant golden light erupted from him

The golden light expanded until it enveloped the sky itself

And than the light went away leaving Subaru by himself

But something was different

Subaru had golden hair

Subaru had become the legendary super human

Subaru: I must fight the whale

So Subaru flew towards the whale

30 seconds later

Subaru found the whale

Subaru: You there whale!

Whale: Hello

Subaru: I will kill you and then kill you again

Whale: Not if I kill you forst

Subaru: Kar-ma-ha

Whale: oh no this is bad, Subaru Natsuki is going to use the ka-ma-ha-ma-ha move from dragon ball super. I need to react to this before I die.

Subaru: HAAAAAAA

Whale: Noooooo

And so Super Subaru defeated the whale

Subaru: All in a days work

Rem: Your my hero Subaru-Kin

Subaru hugged Rem

Subaru: Haha of course, I love you Rem

Rem: Yay

Subaru: I also love Emilia

Rem: that's fine by me

Subaru: Sweet

So Super Subaru went to the capital

Subaru: Bring me the royal candidates

And suddenly all the royal candidates appeared

(Sorry guys I forgot there names so I'll just call them candidate 1 to 5 but I promise to fix this for future chapters)

Candidate 1: Why have you called us

Candidate 2: Is that golden hair

Subaru: I called you here to tell you something, I no longer needed you, I am the legendary super human

Candidate 3: I Impossible that's a legend

Subaru: I am the legend, also the whale is defeated

Upon hearing this the green haired candidate felt sad

Candidate 4: I wanted to fight the whale

Subaru: Well to bad, now I'm going to marry Rem and Emilia

Candidate 5 (Emilia): Oh well since you killed the whale I'll marry you

Subaru: Yay I'm so glad that I fixed every single problem to reach this happy ending

Rem: Subaru-kun I'm so happy to have reached this ending

So Subaru, Emilia and Rem all got married and lived happily

The end

Edit: Guys stop telling me that Sloth and other witch cultists still exist, just presume that Super Subaru killed them all off screen. Also no my fic is not cringe your cringe