[this is over exaggerated for extra spook]
(Hi guys my names xXFanficwritter69Xx and this is my first fic ever. I have only seen the anime of Re:zero and won't be researching anything. AnywYs enjoy I put a lot of effort into making Subaru as powerful as possible because I disagree with a main character being weak.)
Subaru had just been rejected by all the royal candidates and that made him sad
So enraged Subaru let out a mighty scream and suddenly in a brilliant golden light erupted from him
The golden light expanded until it enveloped the sky itself
And than the light went away leaving Subaru by himself
But something was different
Subaru had golden hair
Subaru had become the legendary super human
Subaru: I must fight the whale
So Subaru flew towards the whale
30 seconds later
Subaru found the whale
Subaru: You there whale!
Whale: Hello
Subaru: I will kill you and then kill you again
Whale: Not if I kill you forst
Subaru: Kar-ma-ha
Whale: oh no this is bad, Subaru Natsuki is going to use the ka-ma-ha-ma-ha move from dragon ball super. I need to react to this before I die.
Subaru: HAAAAAAA
Whale: Noooooo
And so Super Subaru defeated the whale
Subaru: All in a days work
Rem: Your my hero Subaru-Kin
Subaru hugged Rem
Subaru: Haha of course, I love you Rem
Rem: Yay
Subaru: I also love Emilia
Rem: that's fine by me
Subaru: Sweet
So Super Subaru went to the capital
Subaru: Bring me the royal candidates
And suddenly all the royal candidates appeared
(Sorry guys I forgot there names so I'll just call them candidate 1 to 5 but I promise to fix this for future chapters)
Candidate 1: Why have you called us
Candidate 2: Is that golden hair
Subaru: I called you here to tell you something, I no longer needed you, I am the legendary super human
Candidate 3: I Impossible that's a legend
Subaru: I am the legend, also the whale is defeated
Upon hearing this the green haired candidate felt sad
Candidate 4: I wanted to fight the whale
Subaru: Well to bad, now I'm going to marry Rem and Emilia
Candidate 5 (Emilia): Oh well since you killed the whale I'll marry you
Subaru: Yay I'm so glad that I fixed every single problem to reach this happy ending
Rem: Subaru-kun I'm so happy to have reached this ending
So Subaru, Emilia and Rem all got married and lived happily
The end
Edit: Guys stop telling me that Sloth and other witch cultists still exist, just presume that Super Subaru killed them all off screen. Also no my fic is not cringe your cringe
