[Exaggerated for extra spook... also swear word warning.]

"Another beer, and make it strong!"

Subaru rudely demanded to a bartender

The bar tender who had one eye missing looked at Subaru and spat on the ground

"You've had enough already, no more for you."

Subaru glared angry with with red glowing eyes

"I said another beer, or maybe I should demonstrate why you don't say no to me."

Subaru reached for his dagger which he named death

If you looked closely you could see blood from his last victim

The bar tender seeing Subaru anger relented

"Tch, fine."

The bar tender Re filled Subarus pint and slammed it onto the table

This action accidentally spilt beer on Subarus black and blood red clothing

In response Subaru scowled

"That's it!"

Subaru unleashed his wrath on the bar tender instantly slicing his head off

"Tch fucking loser, how dare he spill beer on me."

Subaru noticed that a tiny drop of blood landed on his clothes

"Good a small drop of my enemy's blood."

Subaru looked around to see many scared patrons of the bar

"If anyone says a word I will kill you and your family."

And of course nobody dared challenge the almighty Subaru Natsuki, worlds most deadly assault

Legend has it he killed the feared bowel hunter with but a mere glance from his cool and scary death glance.

However Subaru knew that these were just rumours

The truth was he defeated her by simply talking

His words defeated the hearts of every single woman he ever met

Such was the charm of the worlds deadliest assassin

...

Subaru then walked around the town being greeted happily by everyone he met

Despite him killing as a job everyone loved him

His charisma was just simply too high

"Subaru we love you!"

"I love you to random citizen."

Subaru generously replied

...

Subaru was on his way to train his most recent pupil

Obviously he wanted someone to even slightly match his power as to keep him entertained

Subaru looked to his two students

"Reinhard, Pandora!"

Both of them looked to Subaru and bowed

"Yes Sensi."

"Yes Sensi."

Subaru coldly looked at them

"Today I will teach you how to fight better."

...

After training his two students Subaru went off to do his own private exercise

1000 Push-ups

1000 squats

And a 10k jog

However this was merely the warm up as Subaru would do this many times in a short amount of time.

And now Subaru was even more ripped than before

...

Now Subaru returned home

As usual his many wife's greeted him, how many did he have, he lost count many years ago

However Subaru wouldn't be distracted by a woman so easily he had work to do

Subaru went into his dark work place and began to create

Yes, Subaru was a assassin, a teacher and a pm inventor all at the same time

Anyways Subaru specialised in weapons

He made many weapons that specialise in afflicting pain

However today was different

Today he made a gun

But that's not all, it's a gun that can turn into a duel katana just in case the attacker want to kill someone slowly

"Fuck yeah."

Subaru was happy with his invention

"That was too easy, now it's time for me to test out my weapons"

...

Subaru walked up to Petra

"Hi Su-"

Bang

"Listen here I'm a nice person, so if I'm mean to you, you need to ask why."

"Ok Subaru-sama."

"Tch don't kid yourself, I'm being nice to you by not killing you."

"Y-yes Subaru."

Subaru then walked away like a badass

...

Anyways now it's night time and Subaru was getting ready to sleep in his bed

Before sleeping Subaru softly patted the sheets admiring the blackness of it and how it was cool just like him

"Ahh pitch dark just like my soul."

Suddenly Subaru noticed that one of his wife's entered

"C-can I... we sleep with you Subaru."

Subaru looked infuriated by this

"No! None of you are worthy of sleeping near me."

"W-why?"

"Your simply not as cool as me, Subaru Natsuki the ultimate life form."