Halloween 6:25 In the Car

Disclaimer: Sure, I owm Sailormoon, and Fushigi Yuugi, Gundam-

Usagi: (pokes me in the ribs) Uh, Mara, you don't…

MJb: (hits Usagi over the head and points to hot guy) HE doesn't know that!

Halloween 6:25 In the Car

Mamoru gulped, "No, I'd rather go inside for the soda, it'll be warmer there anyway." He said, looking back at the four girls, crammed together. None of them wanted to be separated from the others by being in the front. There was a chorus of whining that gave him a headache.

They were at Mcdonalds. Outside, actually, debating whether it was worth it to go in. (AN:There are McDonalds in Japan, I saw really strange commercials on my tapes in between episodes, totally spoiled the mood.)

"Why don't we some houses, don't you guys want candy or something?" Big mistake. They started yelling and pointing at different houses. He parked the car at some random house and helped all the girls out, not without blushing at least once. Their outfits were really inappropriate.

First house: Mamoru hung back as the girls paired up. Usagi with Rei followed by Makoto. Then there was Minako and Ami. Maybe it went in order from most evil looking to least? Ami being last of course.

Mamoru leaned against his car. He didn't dare look behind himself to see the damage. "Trick or Treat!" He watched as the little girl ran inside the house crying.

"Ahhh, demons!" The girls heard her wailing. She must have been three or four.

"Where?!" Rei yelled, she stepped inside the house. "Where are they, I can help!" A scream and a crash was heard. Then thudding of the girl running upstairs and louder pounding of her mother coming down. Rei was shouting a mantra to get rid of the evil spirits as Usagi realized what was about to happen and pulled her out of there backward, quickly followed by the girl's mother.

Mamoru was probably fifteen meters away. There was a walkway with steps leading to the garden, turning and then another set of steps leading to the door. Momoru stood straight up when he heard the mantra and was about to go over there when everything happened.

Right after Usagi pulled Rei out of the house a huge muscular woman followed and screamed at the girls. "What did you do to my baby?! How dare you scare her with those outfits, have you no sense of shame?! Okay, where are the eggs?! Those Spinleys sent you over here didn't they?! Those neighbors of mine paid you to frighten children?!"

"N, n, n, no." Ami stammered. The maniac woman stuck her face right in Makoto's. Makoto's eyes narrowed, uh-oh.

"I don't like how you're looking at me, you look like a gangster, dangerous teenagers!" Makoto could smell her rancid breath; she was so close.

"Listen lady! We-" to avoid the confrontation Ami grabbed Makoto's waist and pulled back, causing herself to fall off the porch steps and onto Minako. Makoto grabbed Rei, who Usagi was still holding onto and they fell in a pile at the foot of the porch.

"Eep! Ah! Shimatta-" were the sounds heard, then collectively, "Oof!" Limbs stuck out and twitched in the sparkling pile.

The woman snorted, waved her fist in the air and yelled profanities at the retreating teenagers, then at the Spinleys, her supposed neighbors. The lights in the next house went on and a short person dressed in a tacky Scream costume from two years ago appeared with a carton of eggs. The profanities continued and then eggs went flying threw the air as the girls reached the car.

Mamoru had seen the exchange and had the doors open, he ran into the driver's seat and after everyone had plowed in he sped off. "Is everyone okay? Usako?"

There were groans and reassurances from the girls. Then, "Damnit Ami, why'd you do that?! Everyone landed on me! I think I broke something!" Minako yelled. Everyone complained to Ami.

"Well, I think I pulled my back out, flipping Mako-chan if it makes you feel better!" Then everyone complained about how crushed they felt too.

"Stop talking about my weight! I'm taller than all of you! Besides, what do you guys eat? You were at the top so you shouldn't complain!" She yelled at Rei and Usagi.

"Yeah, odango, you may be short and thin but you have to lay off the ice- cream." Rei said. They were all in the back except Usagi, who had decided to breathe this trip.

"Shut up Pyro! I got enough of a workout carrying you out of there! You were the one that freaked the little girl out with your 'Where's the demon, I'll kill it!' speech." She turned around in between the seats and :thbbbed" at Rei.

"Usako, don't do that!" Mamoru yelled as she bumped into him and almost caused him to swerve the car. With that distraction, Rei stole her little devil horns.

"Hey! You give those back!" Usagi shouted. She turned around again and got on her knees. Then she tried to reach Rei through the back seat. She leaned far over and grabbed at Rei. She missed, got a fist full of hair, and by accident, yanked.

There was a high-pitched scream. Fortunately for Rei, Usagi had a lot of hair on her own; she grabbed a pigtail and yanked. There was an even more high-pitched scream and the girls backed to the far corners of the car, Mamoru was trying to slow to a stop but there were no places.

There was a hair tug of war going on and Usagi leaned on Mamoru to free up her other hand to get to the horns. That was when Mamoru looked to his left, (AN:In Japan they drive on the other side of the road.) and noticed that Usagi was not covered by her mini-skirt and was flashing anyone that looked through the window.

Franticly, he grabbed the back of her bodysuit and pulled, spinning her, back into her seat facing forward. So hard she had choked but he hadn't heard that because he was to busy yelling, "SIT DOWN!" He pulled over and stopped the car.

"Where's your cape?" he said. He was calm in an eerie, don't-mess-with-me way.

Usagi gulped, "Um, I, I think I lost is when we fell down… It might be in the back though." She trailed off, she could tell how angry he was.

"Here Usagi-chan." Makoto handed her the ruffled cape. Mamoru snatched it.

"Wrap this around you, or change." He said dangerously, he was trying to be nice, calm, he was giving her a choice.

All meekness disappeared in realization. Usagi snatched the cape and pulled it to her. "What?! No!" She looked angrily at him, he looked angrily at her and started to twitch. "I'm not hiding my outfit, I don't know what your problem is but I thought we had settled this!"

"Excuse us." Mamoru got out of the car and shut the door. Usagi did the same, slamming the door. "Usagi, put. On. The cape." The car was in between them.

"I. Ie." (AN:Iie is Japanese for no so she's pronouncing it the same only separating the syllables.) "And I'm not changing, either." She crossed her arms; not just in defiance, she was cold.

"Then I will take you home." He said, he motioned to open the door but didn't get that far.

"Your acting like my father." Usagi said. Not accusingly. "You of all people should know how much he hurts me when he's so controlling. Your not acting like a boyfriend, if that's what you think your doing; you're acting like a father. I'm disappointed." With that she opened the door and got in the car. All the girls were looking down. The window had been cracked and they had heard.

A lump rose in Mamoru's throat, he didn't get in the car yet. This was different than other fights that had happened. Usagi hadn't asked for anything, she wasn't upset; she was disappointed. This wasn't fixable with anything but time and a lot of apologies. Momoru wasn't ready to give those, his pride and ego were stopping him.

He slowly opened the door and got in the car. Usagi looked away, she wasn't crying, which he wasn't used to. He looked at her through the corner of her eye. She was pissed. He'd only seen her that angry with enemies.

Then he felt proud; she was really growing up. And he should recognize that and stop acting like she's his daughter. He sighed, pretty loud because Usagi's eyes flicked away from the window for a moment. "Usako?" he said softly.

"Hmm?" was the only response he got. Talking wasn't going to get him anywhere obviously. He re-opened his door and stepped out again. Usagi got the gist and with an annoyed sigh got out of the car. Before she closed the door he was already on his way to the other side of the car.

She opened her mouth to protest and he grabbed her and kissed her, before she could talk. Her first reaction was to pull away but he firmly held her arms. He full on kissed her, he doubted she could breathe right then. In another two seconds she couldn't stand up on her own and leaned into him. She wrapped her arms around her neck and ran her fingers through his hair. 'Mmm, he smells good, and his hair is silky,' She thought.

'I don't think she knows how good it feels when she runs her fingers through my hair, its so refreshing…' Mamoru thought. Inside the car four girls pushed each other to get closer to the window, Minako and Makoto had their noses pressed against the glass.

Okay, now they both hadn't breathed in a while. They stopped kissing and took a few deep breaths. He whispered in her ear, "Would your father do that?"

She giggled breathlessly, "I hope not, that privilege is reserved for my boyfriend only." She suddenly realized where they were and blushed. 'He kissed me in public, he usually never does that…' she thought. "Um, we are standing in the middle of the street."

"Really?" he said wistfully. Then he actually heard her words, "Nani?!" He pulled her over close to the car.

Usagi threw her hands up, "I forgive you!" She hugged him. "Are you still going to drive us or tie me up like a peace of meat?" There was a hint of warning in her voice.

"C'mon, let's get going, but I'm serious, keep the cape on." For that remark he only got a sly smile. When the walked up to the car the window in the back was all fogged up due to the fact that the girls were breathing so close to it. Usagi laughed and then scolded them for being nosey, when she got in the car she saw that Ami was in the corner and looking ashamed while the others were blaming each other for spying.

Mamoru laughed also and started the car. "Now I pick the house!" said Minako, "Mamoru-san picked last time!" She looked out the window and pointed at the only house on the street with lights on. As the car slowed Minako said, "I'm glad we don't need to walk, it's hard to find houses that are giving out candy."

"Tell me about it! That last house must have been an insane asylum. Moi!" Makoto said. She opened the door and got out of the car. When everyone else was out she made a suggestion, "How about this time we go in opposite order, Ami first, and Rei-chan last," she emphasized the last words.

"Hey, it wasn't my fault! The little girl said there were demons, I thought that she meant Youmas, I wanted to help!" She stuck her tongue out, but Makoto was too mature for that.

"Um, I don't really want to go first guys…" Ami said. Minako, eager for candy, pushed her towards the door. She dugs her heels into the ground; the others got behind her and pushed. This time Mamoru came halfway to the door.

Ami rang the bell and an old lady answered with a bowl of candy. "Trick or treat!" Ami said sweetly.

"Oh, a little princess, but I can't see you costume so well, let me get my glasses. She disappeared for a second and came back. Please take two," she gestured with the bowl. Ami took a Snickers bar and a chocolate covered peppermint patty.

"Thank you," Ami said as the lady put her glasses on. She stepped to the side and Minako stepped up. "Trick or-"

The old woman abruptly pulled back the bowl. "How old are you?" she said. Minako still had her hand paused in the air. The lady pushed it away. "I think you're too old for this."

"Hey, we are not!" Minako yelled. "We're only fifteen!" she covered her hand with her mouth, "Oops!"

Usagi stepped forward, "Way to go Mina-chan," she said under her breath, then aloud, "Don't listen to Minako here, we're just very mature for our age-"

"Yeah, right." Rei said sarcastically, "And you're the most mature of us, Odango." She laughed at that.

"You shut up, Pyro!" She stuck her tongue out. Rei returned the gesture. Makoto groaned and stepped in.

"As you can see, they couldn't be any older than ten-"

"Hey!" They both yelled at the same time.

"-and we only want some candy, so please let it go," she finished.

The old lady glared at her. "You look the oldest. Are you their babysitter? You're also very tall to even be fifteen!"

"Sometimes I feel like their babysitter," she said under her breath, then, "Um, no, we're all under fifteen here." At this Ami tried to interrupt to tell the truth and Minako clamped a hand over her mouth.

"So then who's chaperoning you? If you are as young as you say you are." At this Makoto panicked. Her lie was going way to far. Ami and Minako were struggling and Rei and Usagi were still arguing.

She said the only thing she could think of, "Um, Rei's brother Mamoru is driving us," she said very quickly, she closed her eyes and pointed at a very surprised Mamoru. 'Please, Usagi, Rei, keep your mouths closed.' She thought. No such luck.

"Nani?!" Usagi practically screamed. She stormed up to the old woman and Makoto. "First of all, how could you believe we are ten years old?! Second, just give us the candy, damn it! And third, MAMO-CHAN IS NOT MY CHAPERONE!"

Rei joined her, "Makoto isn't our babysitter! And I'll have you know that I even dated him at one time!" she pointed at Mamoru. Mamoru was very pale now.

"What relevance does that have to anything?!" Usagi yelled at Rei. "He's my boyfriend now!" Everyone sweat dropped, this was not going well.

"Well in that case, you can't have the candy because you're too old! You're all too young to be wearing those outfits," she pointed at Mamoru, "You're too old to date a fifteen year old!" Mamoru covered his face with his hands and sweat dropped. The woman pointed at a bickering Usagi and Rei, "And you two are very immature for your age, now go away before you give me a heart attack!" She slammed the door.

They stared at the closed door shortly, then, "Happy Halloween to you too, you bitter old lady with nothing better to do than to insult teenagers and hog candy!" Usagi stamped her foot. Then she walked away and leaned against Mamoru's car.

Makoto, Rei and Mamoru followed. Minako let go of Ami who immediately yelled, "I couldn't breathe and you all yelled at a sweet old hag!" She covered her own mouth and blushed. Minako ignored her and went to join the others.

"And not one piece of candy to show for it!" Usagi complained. She took a deep breath, and paused. "Chocolate?" She sniffed again. "That's right! Ami-chan…" She sidled up next to Ami. Ami looked at her, she put on a sweet act. "We're friends, right. You wouldn't keep that chocolate all to yourself, would you?" She elbowed the other.

"Actually," Ami said solemnly, "I was planning on sharing. Until you guys lied and tried to shut me up." She looked up with a happier expression. "So it's all mine! Mwa ha ha ha!" She held the bag above her head as minna looked on in horror. Everyone except Rei; she used her pitchfork to slip on the candy bag. She now had it in her possession. She held the pitchfork high above her head.

Then, suddenly in was ripped free from her grasp. A whip had wrapped around the handle and bag and all was pulled to the owner, Usagi. She opened the bag and stuck her hand in. "Usagi-chan!" Minako yelled.

"Hai?" She turned around. WHACK! Usagi went down and Minako grabbed the bag out of thin air. She had used her glitter wand as a club. She ran off, giggling insanely.

Makoto had anticipated this and was waiting for Minako. Her nails extended. Minako was stopped in her tracks as Makoto threatened her with her nails, slicing them in front of Minako's eyes. Minako actually handed the bag to Makoto and ran away.

Usagi forgot about the chocolate and now chased Minako, looking for revenge while Rei chased her. However, Ami wanted her chocolate back. Ami chased Makoto around, yelling at her. Mamoru sweat dropped.

"This is one really strange Halloween. Everyone yells at us, we don't get candy, all the girls have weapons and they WILL NOT STOP BICKERING!" Makoto appeared in front of Mamoru.

"And you should talk! At least we're not making out afterwards!" Ami came up behind her yelling a war cry and she tried to run off.

"Now that would be totally weird." With this he decided to grab the candy for revenge. Although he had forgotten about her nails, "I can't believe I'm doing this, I have got to be the biggest baka alive to grab candy from Makoto of all people." He ran away from ensuing nails.

"I can't believe you clonked me on the head with a plastic sparkle wand!" Usagi chased her around a corner. "Ow!" she yelled as Rei pierced her butt with the pitchfork. "Hey I need that!"

"You do, or Mamoru does?" Rei chimed, 'well it's true, I saw them making out twice in one day and she thinks I'm not gonna tease her about it?'

Usagi turned around sharply, "SHIIIIIIIIINDEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" (AN:Can you guess what that means? Duh.) Now Rei ran away from Usagi, while Minako ran on, oblivious that no one was chasing her.

"I'll give you the candy, here!" Mamoru tossed the candy back and Ami caught it. "Amiiiiiii!" he whined, "give her the caaaandyyyy!"

"It's not about candy anymore!" Ami yelled.

"Good, then let me have it!" Makoto yelled.

"No!" Ami yelled, she had acquired a stick, "No! Baka! Baka! Baka!" (AN:Did you guys see that scene from Eva, that's what Ami's doing only with the stick instead of kicking. I love Asuka! :sigh:) She hit Makoto on the head with each yell.

Makoto grabbed the stick and looked at Ami dangerously. Mamoru, taking on the role of peacemaker, took the bag of candy, emptied its contents, and ate them.

"Noooooooooo!" Ami and Makoto screamed. Ami clutched the bag, "My candy…" Both of them then looked at Mamoru.

He had mistakenly thought that eating the candy would stop the fighting before something seriously violent happens. Now something violent might happen.

To him. "SHIIIIINDEEEE!!!" He raced down the street while he had a head start.

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Get it? E-MAIL ME. There not, to add: I love you Lilac Summers! And Meredith Mallory! I'm on vacation, so when it's back to school I won't write as much, gomen. And very soon to come is my first serious fanfic: The Love That Refuses to Die. Name could have fooled you, ne? Well, JNFN minna-chan, JNFN