Sara: Hiya, I'm Sara Hanishiko here, live with Zephyr Unibroq! Say hi, Zephy!!
Zephyr: .....
Sara: Can I call you Zephy?
Zephyr: .....No.
Sara: Hrmph! Well, anyway, I'm here to interview him and ask questions everyone wants answers to! Such as-
Lu/Gwen: Why the hell are you cheating on your fiancee's best friend?!
Sara: Uh... and-
Nukum: Why did you kill me and my cuz!?
Sara: Aren't you dead and in the Lifestream or somethin'???
Nukum: No, that's Aeris, dummy!
Sara: Just shut up and die again already! Sheesh....
Nukum: ....Gr!!
Sara: (Why did I let Vincent talk me into this???)
Vincent Onoko: operating camera Heheheh....
Sara: gulps and looks at card Ah, the first question here is, why do you wear those retarded-looking bracelets?
Zephyr: They're not retarded!!! You are!
Sara: Just answer the f#$%ing question!
Zephyr: Arrr... 'Cause they hide the materia-looking orbs. If they get smashed, I die.
Sara: Oh. Is... that it?
Zephyr: You're cute. Wanna go on a date?
Sara: Uhh... Vinnie??
Vincent: Watch it Spike!
Zephyr: That's Cloud Strife, you asshole!
Sara: Why do the idiots always fight over me!?!?!?!? Aahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Vincent: Stay away from her!
Zephyr: Come here and make me!
Sara: ZEPHYR!!! I still have questions you have to answer so sit down or else I'll kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vincent: Ha Ha!
Sara: Same to you, young man! You're both on VERY thin ice!!!
Vincent and Zephyr: .....
Sara: Ahem, now, the next question for you, Zephyr, is... did you ever @#$% Sally Parrey, the older sister of your boss and your current lover Gwenth?
Zephyr: What kind of bull sh-
Sara: Just answer it, dammit!! vein pops out on her forehead
Vincent: I'd listen to her...
Zephyr: Fine. No, I never did. That was Aya Zaika, when I didn't know she was Lu, er, Gwen or Gwenth or whatever of the Gaia Dreamers.
Sara: Aya Zaika!? I thought you 2 just made out and that's it!
Zephyr: That's the censored version. The original was never released for the public to read *cough*wasneverwritten*cough*
Sara: Riiiiiight....
Zephyr: What; were you jealous? Don't worry, she means nothing to me!
Sara: ! What about, uh, Maria, aka Lizzy!?
Zephyr: Forget Maria/Lizzy and Gwen/Lu! You're so cute!
Sara: Vincent!!!! Help!!!
Vincent Valentine: .....
Sara: Not you!
Vincent Valentine: I know when I'm not wanted :(
Sara: Sorry.
Lucrecia: Vincent Valentine! Get back here!
Vincent Valentine: Yes, sweetie goes back to Waterfall Cave
Zephyr: You know what, Sara?
Sara: Oh god... what?
Zephyr: I luv you. advances on her
Sara: Vincent! Onoko!!! Help!!!!! WAAAHHHH!!!!!
Vincent Onoko: drops camera, everything is now sideways Sara?!
Sara: climbs on Vincent's head Help! Zephyr's trying to rape me!!!!!!!!!
Gwen Parrey: I hate you! Wah!! And to think I wasted my virginity on you!!! runs off
Zephyr: Was not! I was just trying to express my love!! : P
Cloud Strife: Baka! That's not how you do it!
Sara: !?!?!
Vincent Onoko: ?!?!?
Zephyr Unibroq: Really? How do you, then?
Cloud: First you hire a crazy madman who burned your hometown and disappeared 5 years ago to kill the other girl who likes you. Then it's okay to express love to Sara.
Zephyr: So, I should hire Glenn to kill Gwen, and Sara's all mine!
Vincent Onoko: Hey!
Cloud: Yep! Now, I've got to mosey before Tifa and Aeris find out what I did to them and start a catfight!
Cid Highwind: I got the popcorn!
Cait Sith: I have the megaphone to cheer them on!
Yuffie Kisaragi: looks at Zephyr Didn't you say you have materia??? Gimme!
Zephyr: Ack! I love Sara and Gwen, not you! Yuffie jumps on Zephyr and cuts his hands off NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! falls over and dies
Yuffie: Oopsies....
Cloud: Let's just blame it on Sephiroth!
Yuffie: Works for me! swipes KoTR and runs away
Cloud: Dammit!
Tifa Lockheart: Hey! Cloud's mine, bitch!
Aeris: rises from Lifestream Oh yeah? Try me!
Tifa: screams like Xena DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Aeris: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barrett: grabs couch large enough for Cloud, Yuffie, Cid, Cait Sith, Reno, Rude, Elena, Tseng, Rufus, Barrett, Vincent Valentine, RedXIII, Zach and Sephiroth all sqeeze onto it
Sara: Ummm...
Vincent Onoko: Uh...
Sephiroth: Plenty of room!
Sara and Vincent: What the hell! sit next to Cait Sith and steal some popcorn
Tifa: Whorebag!!!
Aeris: Hussy!
Tifa: Slut!!!
Aeris: Bitch!!!
Tifa: Don't you ever steal my man, got it, sleaze?!?!?!?!!!!
Aeris: Oh yeah? Well, why did I have to die and not you!? You should've died by Sephiroth instead of me!!!!!!
RedXIII: Pass the popcorn.
Vincent Onoko: notices camera is still running, picks it up and starts videotaping the catfight Each copy is 35 bucks!
Sara: Oh! I guess this is the end of the interview...
Yuffie: If you wanna call it that!
Sara: So, bye-bye peepz!
Zephyr: .....
Sara: Can I call you Zephy?
Zephyr: .....No.
Sara: Hrmph! Well, anyway, I'm here to interview him and ask questions everyone wants answers to! Such as-
Lu/Gwen: Why the hell are you cheating on your fiancee's best friend?!
Sara: Uh... and-
Nukum: Why did you kill me and my cuz!?
Sara: Aren't you dead and in the Lifestream or somethin'???
Nukum: No, that's Aeris, dummy!
Sara: Just shut up and die again already! Sheesh....
Nukum: ....Gr!!
Sara: (Why did I let Vincent talk me into this???)
Vincent Onoko: operating camera Heheheh....
Sara: gulps and looks at card Ah, the first question here is, why do you wear those retarded-looking bracelets?
Zephyr: They're not retarded!!! You are!
Sara: Just answer the f#$%ing question!
Zephyr: Arrr... 'Cause they hide the materia-looking orbs. If they get smashed, I die.
Sara: Oh. Is... that it?
Zephyr: You're cute. Wanna go on a date?
Sara: Uhh... Vinnie??
Vincent: Watch it Spike!
Zephyr: That's Cloud Strife, you asshole!
Sara: Why do the idiots always fight over me!?!?!?!? Aahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Vincent: Stay away from her!
Zephyr: Come here and make me!
Sara: ZEPHYR!!! I still have questions you have to answer so sit down or else I'll kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vincent: Ha Ha!
Sara: Same to you, young man! You're both on VERY thin ice!!!
Vincent and Zephyr: .....
Sara: Ahem, now, the next question for you, Zephyr, is... did you ever @#$% Sally Parrey, the older sister of your boss and your current lover Gwenth?
Zephyr: What kind of bull sh-
Sara: Just answer it, dammit!! vein pops out on her forehead
Vincent: I'd listen to her...
Zephyr: Fine. No, I never did. That was Aya Zaika, when I didn't know she was Lu, er, Gwen or Gwenth or whatever of the Gaia Dreamers.
Sara: Aya Zaika!? I thought you 2 just made out and that's it!
Zephyr: That's the censored version. The original was never released for the public to read *cough*wasneverwritten*cough*
Sara: Riiiiiight....
Zephyr: What; were you jealous? Don't worry, she means nothing to me!
Sara: ! What about, uh, Maria, aka Lizzy!?
Zephyr: Forget Maria/Lizzy and Gwen/Lu! You're so cute!
Sara: Vincent!!!! Help!!!
Vincent Valentine: .....
Sara: Not you!
Vincent Valentine: I know when I'm not wanted :(
Sara: Sorry.
Lucrecia: Vincent Valentine! Get back here!
Vincent Valentine: Yes, sweetie goes back to Waterfall Cave
Zephyr: You know what, Sara?
Sara: Oh god... what?
Zephyr: I luv you. advances on her
Sara: Vincent! Onoko!!! Help!!!!! WAAAHHHH!!!!!
Vincent Onoko: drops camera, everything is now sideways Sara?!
Sara: climbs on Vincent's head Help! Zephyr's trying to rape me!!!!!!!!!
Gwen Parrey: I hate you! Wah!! And to think I wasted my virginity on you!!! runs off
Zephyr: Was not! I was just trying to express my love!! : P
Cloud Strife: Baka! That's not how you do it!
Sara: !?!?!
Vincent Onoko: ?!?!?
Zephyr Unibroq: Really? How do you, then?
Cloud: First you hire a crazy madman who burned your hometown and disappeared 5 years ago to kill the other girl who likes you. Then it's okay to express love to Sara.
Zephyr: So, I should hire Glenn to kill Gwen, and Sara's all mine!
Vincent Onoko: Hey!
Cloud: Yep! Now, I've got to mosey before Tifa and Aeris find out what I did to them and start a catfight!
Cid Highwind: I got the popcorn!
Cait Sith: I have the megaphone to cheer them on!
Yuffie Kisaragi: looks at Zephyr Didn't you say you have materia??? Gimme!
Zephyr: Ack! I love Sara and Gwen, not you! Yuffie jumps on Zephyr and cuts his hands off NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! falls over and dies
Yuffie: Oopsies....
Cloud: Let's just blame it on Sephiroth!
Yuffie: Works for me! swipes KoTR and runs away
Cloud: Dammit!
Tifa Lockheart: Hey! Cloud's mine, bitch!
Aeris: rises from Lifestream Oh yeah? Try me!
Tifa: screams like Xena DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Aeris: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barrett: grabs couch large enough for Cloud, Yuffie, Cid, Cait Sith, Reno, Rude, Elena, Tseng, Rufus, Barrett, Vincent Valentine, RedXIII, Zach and Sephiroth all sqeeze onto it
Sara: Ummm...
Vincent Onoko: Uh...
Sephiroth: Plenty of room!
Sara and Vincent: What the hell! sit next to Cait Sith and steal some popcorn
Tifa: Whorebag!!!
Aeris: Hussy!
Tifa: Slut!!!
Aeris: Bitch!!!
Tifa: Don't you ever steal my man, got it, sleaze?!?!?!?!!!!
Aeris: Oh yeah? Well, why did I have to die and not you!? You should've died by Sephiroth instead of me!!!!!!
RedXIII: Pass the popcorn.
Vincent Onoko: notices camera is still running, picks it up and starts videotaping the catfight Each copy is 35 bucks!
Sara: Oh! I guess this is the end of the interview...
Yuffie: If you wanna call it that!
Sara: So, bye-bye peepz!