Forge begins to rock back and forth muttering "The end is coming"
Evan: "It'll be okay
Forge. Now we'll see what Kitty
does. That should help bring him back."
Camera goes to the screen again and it's in Kitty and
Rogue's room. On her bed dozens of
stuffed animals are lined up and dressed in little solider outfits complete
with little AK-47's. Kitty is dressed
in an outfit similar to the one in Patton (If you people don't know what that
is shame shame shame on you.) With a helmet, riding pants, and a crop. A table is in front of her with a map from
the game Risk on it.
Kitty: "Men,
I've called you here today because tomorrow we attack and show no mercy to the
enemy. Soon we shall rule the
world!! (Leans over to one of
the bears) What was that solider?"
Stuffed Bear: "………."
Kitty:
"You're scared?! Well you should
be! Half of you men won't make it back
here alive!"
Stuffed Bear:
"………"
Kitty: "The
X-Men? They will never be able to stop
me! They won't suspect till it's too
late! Mwahahahaha!! For who would ever think a valley girl could
take over the world?! Mwahahahahaha!"
Back to Evan and Forge.
Evan looks confused and frightened and Forge is lying down and talking
with a therapist.
Evan: "We need to get Kitty some help."
Forge: (To
therapist)
"Well I think it goes back to my getting a really crappy part in the
show…..that and being stuck in another dimension for like 30 years.
Therapist: (Nodding)
"Hmmmm.
Very interesting."
Evan: "Um…Forge can you do that later. We're kinda in the middle of something
here."
Forge: "Yeah ok."
Therapist walks off to go talk with Kitty about her plans
for world domination.
Evan: "Now here's what the Professor does when he
thinks no one is watching him."
Camera zooms in yet again and
we see the Professor's office. He's
walking, yes walking not rolling around in his chair, around the room with a
headset phone on his head.
Professor: "Welcome to the Psychic Friends
Network. How may I help you?
The person on the end of the phone says something we can't
hear.
Professor: "Ah….I see.
Let me see into your future….(pulls put a crystal ball and looks
into it) Beware people wearing spandex. That will be fifteen dollars thank you."
Camera goes back to Evan and Forge.
Evan: "Ah-ha!
So that's how he pays for the mansion!
I knew it!"
Forge: "Yeah I was beginning to wonder where all
that money came from. Now to see what
Logan does in his free time."
Camera zooms again.
We see the kitchen and dozens of cakes covering the table. Logan is by the oven wearing a frilly pink
apron with oven mitts on his hands. A
mouse walks across the room in front of him.
Logan: (Eyes
getting really big) "AHHH!! A MOUSE!!"
Logan runs out of the room. Smoke starts to come out of the oven.
Logan: (running
back into the kitchen) "My quiche!!"
Takes the burning food out of the oven and desperately
tries to put the fire out, but only helps it spread to the other parts of the
room. Runs over and gets a glass of
water and puts the fire out.
Logan: (Whimpering) "Now what am I going to take to the Tupperware party?! (starts crying) Why me?!"
Flash back to
Evan and Forge. Both are in shock.
Forge: "That
was weirder than Jean."
Evan: "So
that's whose been cooking all those cakes.
I thought it was Auntie O or something."
Forge: (Shudders) "Speaking of which…let's see hers."
Zoom thingy again.
We see a young couple in their late 30's enjoying a picnic in the park.
Man: "Oh I'm so glad we came here. The weather is so nice today."
Woman: (Looking at
the sky) "Is that a rain cloud?"
It suddenly starts to pour on the couple, but nowhere else
in the park. The camera pans over to
Storm who is laughing maniacally.
Storm: "That'll teach him
to ditch me on our dates!! Mwahahaha!!"
Camera goes back to Forge and Evan. Forge looks amused and Evan is scared.
Evan: "Auntie O?
I'm never pissing her off again."
Forge: "So that's where you get your insanity."
Evan: "What?"
Forge: "Oh nothing. Here's what Rogue's doing."
Zoom thingy. We're
back to Kitty and Rogue's room. The
stuffed animals have been changed into lacey dresses and are seated around a
table with little teacups and cakes in front of them. Rogue is wearing a pink and white frilly dress.
Rogue: (Pouring tea
into one of the cups) "Why thank you Mr.
Perryfinel! It is a new dress!"
Mr. Perryfinel: (falls
over…well he is a teddy bear folks) "………"
Rogue: (Turns to another bear) "And I
simply love your dress Mrs. Pennyfeather!"
Mrs. Pennyfeather:
"………"
Camera goes back to Evan and Forge. Forge looks scared and Evan is off in the
corner drinking milk.
Forge: "That was…. interesting. Don't you think Evan?"
Evan: (Hiding the glass of milk) "STAY AWAY
FROM MY MILK!! NONE OF YOU CAN HAVE
IT!!"
Forge: (Looks off screen and mouthing the
words: Get the medication) "OK Evan, no one
will touch your milk. Now for our final
clip, here's Scott and Kurt."
Zoom thingy. We
see the inside of Jean's bedroom.
Clothes are thrown everywhere.
Kurt and Scott pop out of the closet (in more ways than one) dressed in
Jean's clothing.
Scott: (Singing) "I
feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay! And I pity any girl who isn't me today!
Kurt: (Also singing) "I feel charming! Oh so
charming! It's alarming how charming I
feel! And so pretty that I hardly can
believe I'm real!"
Scott: (Still singing) See the pretty girl in that mirror there? Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face! Such a
pretty dress! Such a pretty smile! Such a pretty me!
Kurt:
(Still singing) "I feel stunning!
And entrancing! Feel like
running and dancing for joy! For I'm
loved by a pretty wonderful boy !
Back
to Evan and Forge. Both looking scared.
Evan:
(Still in shock) "I'm never going to look at them the same way again."
Forge:
(cowering in the corner) "I want the therapist back."
Evan: "Well folks that's the time we have for
today. So you again!"
The End
