"Tootles!" said Dumbledore as Neville left his office. "And do your homework next time!" he said, winking.
Neville left with a small smile and wondered why he didn't invite him again, oh well.
As Neville was walking down the hall Crabbe and Goyle walked past him, heading to Dumbledore's office.
Crabbe and Goyle were staring at each other every few seconds, i mean staring, down there!
They kept on slapping eachothers butts too, until they reached Dumbledore's office.
Crabbe looked at Goyle and said "Baby Cakes, can you knock?"
"No Prob, my little love muffin!" Goyle said, pulling out a knife.
Crabbe looked at it with pleasure as Goyle stuck it in the door. For it was their sex toy.
All a sudden Dumbledore pulled open the door. "I have been waiting for your pleasureable comfort, oh baby, boys do come in and chat, if you know what i mean!" *pointing down there*
"Wha Wha WHAT?" all of them screamed, taking off their shirts.
Then suddenly Dumbledore jumped to the closet, mumbled some spell and made them dressed like Tarzan meets Zorro!
"Have you been practicing?" Yelled Dumbledore at the top of his lungs "Yes we have, with this beautiful knife you sent to us, we can cut anyones clothing in half in a second."
"No!" Dumbledore said while taking off his boxers " You know, IT!"
"Of course we know IT!, it came with instructions, and anyway we have been practicing on girls." Said Goyle.
All a sudden Crabbe looked down at Dumbledores 'area' "Whoa where is your..."
"well i guess you can tell now that i am female." Dumbledore whispered.
"But, but, how did this happen?" Crabbe and Goyle said, concerned.
Dumbledore sat on the bed and started to cry as he blumbered through the process of elimination of .....well......you know.......and for all you slow people......DOWN THERE!
"It all started with Hagrid, he pulled out his umbrella and poof!" cried Dumbledore
Crabbe and Goyle stared in disapprovement "What did you do to make him so mad?"
"Well, I, I, made love to Fang." said Dumbledore, sniffing.
Goyle starting to back away, "Did it feel as good as this?" Sticking his wang without notice, you know where.
"Oww!" Dumbedore yelled, "Get THAT off my eye!"
Goyle looked in suprise at his well his used to be area and saw a thrid eye.
Neville left with a small smile and wondered why he didn't invite him again, oh well.
As Neville was walking down the hall Crabbe and Goyle walked past him, heading to Dumbledore's office.
Crabbe and Goyle were staring at each other every few seconds, i mean staring, down there!
They kept on slapping eachothers butts too, until they reached Dumbledore's office.
Crabbe looked at Goyle and said "Baby Cakes, can you knock?"
"No Prob, my little love muffin!" Goyle said, pulling out a knife.
Crabbe looked at it with pleasure as Goyle stuck it in the door. For it was their sex toy.
All a sudden Dumbledore pulled open the door. "I have been waiting for your pleasureable comfort, oh baby, boys do come in and chat, if you know what i mean!" *pointing down there*
"Wha Wha WHAT?" all of them screamed, taking off their shirts.
Then suddenly Dumbledore jumped to the closet, mumbled some spell and made them dressed like Tarzan meets Zorro!
"Have you been practicing?" Yelled Dumbledore at the top of his lungs "Yes we have, with this beautiful knife you sent to us, we can cut anyones clothing in half in a second."
"No!" Dumbledore said while taking off his boxers " You know, IT!"
"Of course we know IT!, it came with instructions, and anyway we have been practicing on girls." Said Goyle.
All a sudden Crabbe looked down at Dumbledores 'area' "Whoa where is your..."
"well i guess you can tell now that i am female." Dumbledore whispered.
"But, but, how did this happen?" Crabbe and Goyle said, concerned.
Dumbledore sat on the bed and started to cry as he blumbered through the process of elimination of .....well......you know.......and for all you slow people......DOWN THERE!
"It all started with Hagrid, he pulled out his umbrella and poof!" cried Dumbledore
Crabbe and Goyle stared in disapprovement "What did you do to make him so mad?"
"Well, I, I, made love to Fang." said Dumbledore, sniffing.
Goyle starting to back away, "Did it feel as good as this?" Sticking his wang without notice, you know where.
"Oww!" Dumbedore yelled, "Get THAT off my eye!"
Goyle looked in suprise at his well his used to be area and saw a thrid eye.