Crabbe and Goyle came out of Dumbledores office sweating. As soon as they left they ran all the way to there Dormintory.
They past a short little guy about the size of a small child, wearing a nice new pillow case, and looking like he wanted something bad, real bad!
Who was this litte person? Dobby of course! As Crabbe and Goyle ran by, Dobby started running himself, towards Dumbledore's office.
Dumbledore now had a little sign for all the horny people (and house elves) to see, it read: DUMBLEDORE'S OFFICE OF PLEASURE
But of course, there was some magic on the sign. Anyone who was not horny it read : A. Dumbledore, Headmaster
Dumbledore opened the door and as Dobby came closer Dumbledore came out and said in a hushed voice "do you have an appointmen?" Then he screamed at Dobby for no apparent reason.
"M m master did I do something wrong? Did I not dress sexy enough for you? You sexy you!" whispered Dobby nervously.
"Well come on in you mere sexy slave of mine." Dumbledore said as he sat on a bed looking at a Playgal mag.
Right next to the Playgal Mag was some hand cream lotion. You know what Dumbledore was doing!
"OWW OWWW!" screamed Dobby as he skillfully stripped down to a thin paper jockstrap.
"Take off that jockstrap, Dobby, let me see what machine you got in there!" whimpered Dumbledore.
"Sir, Master, Sir!" Dobby said like a G.I. Joe doll. ( If they could talk)
Then, slowly Dobby took off his jockstrap. What a suprise Dumbledore had!
For it was only a treestump compared to the big oaktrees Crabbe and Goyle had.
"You call that a wang?" Dumbledore said disappointed. "Luckly, I have an extra stash of Swedish Penis Enlarger's."
Then Dumbledore took off all his clothes except his underwear, which to Dobby's surprise, was a jockstrap just like his!
Dobby laughed at that, and than spat on his prat.
"Take that silly thing off," Dobby screamed, "you're making me cry!"
Wasting no time, Dumbledore grapped the front of his jockstrap and ripped it right off, leaving a big tear.
And Dobby got sucked into a big black hole, and died.
Right before he died he saw the image of a huge gigantic eye, you know exactly where you got sucked into.
This also, was the way Moaning Myrtle REALLY died.
They past a short little guy about the size of a small child, wearing a nice new pillow case, and looking like he wanted something bad, real bad!
Who was this litte person? Dobby of course! As Crabbe and Goyle ran by, Dobby started running himself, towards Dumbledore's office.
Dumbledore now had a little sign for all the horny people (and house elves) to see, it read: DUMBLEDORE'S OFFICE OF PLEASURE
But of course, there was some magic on the sign. Anyone who was not horny it read : A. Dumbledore, Headmaster
Dumbledore opened the door and as Dobby came closer Dumbledore came out and said in a hushed voice "do you have an appointmen?" Then he screamed at Dobby for no apparent reason.
"M m master did I do something wrong? Did I not dress sexy enough for you? You sexy you!" whispered Dobby nervously.
"Well come on in you mere sexy slave of mine." Dumbledore said as he sat on a bed looking at a Playgal mag.
Right next to the Playgal Mag was some hand cream lotion. You know what Dumbledore was doing!
"OWW OWWW!" screamed Dobby as he skillfully stripped down to a thin paper jockstrap.
"Take off that jockstrap, Dobby, let me see what machine you got in there!" whimpered Dumbledore.
"Sir, Master, Sir!" Dobby said like a G.I. Joe doll. ( If they could talk)
Then, slowly Dobby took off his jockstrap. What a suprise Dumbledore had!
For it was only a treestump compared to the big oaktrees Crabbe and Goyle had.
"You call that a wang?" Dumbledore said disappointed. "Luckly, I have an extra stash of Swedish Penis Enlarger's."
Then Dumbledore took off all his clothes except his underwear, which to Dobby's surprise, was a jockstrap just like his!
Dobby laughed at that, and than spat on his prat.
"Take that silly thing off," Dobby screamed, "you're making me cry!"
Wasting no time, Dumbledore grapped the front of his jockstrap and ripped it right off, leaving a big tear.
And Dobby got sucked into a big black hole, and died.
Right before he died he saw the image of a huge gigantic eye, you know exactly where you got sucked into.
This also, was the way Moaning Myrtle REALLY died.