Sailor Moon-American Senshi
by Eugol Dlareg
EPISODE 2-MERCURY REBORN
I do not own any of the main characters in this story except for Gilded Rose. They are owned by someone in Japan. However, with the exception of Serena Campbell and Amy Anderson, I do own the Americanized names of the characters, as well as many of the supporting characters and villians. To make things easy, we'll just say that anything that has appeared in the manga or anime version of Sailor Moon is owned by someone in Japan, most likely Toei or Naoko Takeuchi.
Monday, 14 April 1986
Jake Slater and Amy Anderson were talking. "I went to Disneyland yesterday," Amy said, "And you're not going to believe who I saw there."
"Who?" Jake asked.
"Mike Peters," Amy answered. "You know, the lead singer from the Alarm?"
"I know who you're talking about," Jake said. "I have a copy of 68 Guns somewhere at home. That's cool that they were at Disneyland. I was thinking of going there, but one of my dad's friends had a couple of extra tickets for the ballgame, so I went there instead."
Meanwhile, at Noa's Arcade
Luna snuck in through an open back door. She climbed on an unattended Sailor V machine. The machine asked Luna for voice conformation. "I love tuna fish and fieldmouse pudding," Luna said.
"Voice confirmed," the machine said. "We have found the Sailor Soldier from the planet Mercury."
Later that afternoon
Jake pulls his car to a stop in front of Amy's house. "Thanks for gving me a ride home," she says, "I'll call you tonight after my class."
"What kind of class?" Jake asked.
"I have an advanced computer class at Brighton on Mondays," Amy said. "I've been going for about a year."
Meanwhile, in the Microdimension
"Sador, report," the disembodied voice. "Tell us of your plans to gather energy."
"I am posing as an computer teacher on Earth," Sador said. "I plan to turn the teenagers of that planet into slaves to gather energies for the Darkness, and when they have gathered enough energies, I will steal their energies."
"Very good," the voice said. "Stealing the energies of our slaves is a diabolical touch."
Meanwhile, back on Earth
Jake pulled into his driveway, and cut the engine in his car. He went into the house, and a half hour later, he went to get hisjacket out of his car, and noticed a computer disc on the passenger seat. The disc had a Brighton Academy label with the name Anderson, A. printed on it. "Looks like she dropped her computer disc," he said to himself.
Brighton Academy, 10 minutes later
Amy was looking through her notebook, looking for her disc. "I must have left it in Jake's car," she said to herself. "Oh well, I can just type my assignment right now."
Meanwhile, in the visitor's parking lot, Jake pulled into a space and cut the engine. He went to the front gate, where he was met by a security guard. "Please state your business here," the guard asked.
"One of your students left her computer disc in my car," Jake said, showing the disc to the guard.
"So she did," the guard said when he noticed the Brighton label on the disc. "I'll see that she gets it," the guard says.
Jake went back to his car, and finds Luna in the passenger seat. "What are you doing here?" he asked.
"Looking for you," Luna said. "I've found our next enemy. He's posing as a teacher at this school."
"Oh crap," Jake said. "My girlfriend's taking a class right now. We gotta get in there."
"How are we going to do that?" Luna asked. "There's a security guard out front."
"Leave that to me," Jake said, as he materialized a golden rose in his hand. Throwing it down, he said "Transform!" He was surrounded by smoke, and when it dissapated, he was Gilded Rose.
"Call the girls," Luna said. I have a feeling you're not going to be able to handle this new threat alone.
Gilded Rose twirled his staff in the air, and it shrunk down to a foot in length. He twisted one end, and it came off. He then spoke in the end. "It's me," he said. "I'm at Brighton Academy, and I'm going to need a little help here."
Serena's house
Serena heard Jake's call for help through her brooch. "I hear you, and I'm on my way," she said, as she opened the brooch and said "Pretty Moon princess, Make-up!"
Rae's house
Rae got a phone call from Serena. "Jake's at Brighton, and he needs our help," she said.
Rae got out her transformation pen. "Pretty Mars soldier, Make-up!" she said.
Back at Brighton
Gilded Rose, Sailor Moon, and Sailor Mars met in the parking lot. "We've still got a big problem," Luna said. "How are we going to get in there?"
"Leave that to me," Gilded Rose said. "Sailor Moon, grab Luna and everyone come close to me." When they were close to him, he took a golden rose and threw it to the ground, and it caused a small explosion. The next thing any of them knew, they were inside the school.
Meanwhile, Amy's class was starting. The teacher had them run their discs, which, unbeknownst to any of them, would hyptonize them into doing the bidding of the Darkness. All except for Amy, who had left her disc in Jake's car. When the class was in a hypnotic trance, the teacher revealed his true form, a zombie-like creature, Sador. The sight of Sador caused Amy to scream.
"I have a feeling," Jake said, pointing in the general direction of where the scream came from, "our enemy is somewhere that way. Worse yet, I think I recognize that scream. It sounds a little like my girlfriend."
Amy's scream alerted Sador to the fact that she was not under his control. "You are not under my control," he said, "therefore you must be destroyed."
Sador fired a blast of energy at Amy, which was blocked at the last second by Gilded Rose. "Get to safety!" he told Amy. "Let my friends and I handle tall, dark, and scary here."
"You don't have to tell me twice," Amy said, doing her best Jesse Owens imitation out of the room.
"That's her," Luna said when she saw Amy. "That's the Sailor Soldier of Mercury!" She went after Amy. She caught up with her in the next room. "The Sailor Soldiers and Gilded Rose need your help," Luna said.
"This afternoon is getting stranger by the minute," Amy said to herself. "First, my computer teacher turns into something out of Night of the Living Dead and tries to kill me, then I'm saved by some guy in black and a couple of fugitives from a Japanese comic book. Next thing you know, a TALKING cat tells me she needs my help. Can things POSSIBLY get any weirder?"
As to answer Amy's question, Luna jumped in the air, and did a flip, and materialized a wand topped with a sphere with the symbpl of the planet Mercury. "Take this," Luna said, "and say 'Pretty Mercury Soldier, Make-up!'."
"I'll try anything," Amy said, "Things couldn't get any weirder. Pretty Mercury Soldier, Make-up!" She found herself wearing a costume similar to Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars, but trimmed in blue, and blue boots.
Meanwhile, Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, and Gilded Rose are fighting Sador. Sador fires a bolt of energy at the trio, and Gilded Rose blocked it with his staff. "We need to put this guy away," he said.
"Why don't you use your Gold Rush attack?" Sailor Moon said.
"Not enough room," he said, shooting several bolts from his staff.
"We need something," Sailor Mars said. "Or someone."
"Mercury Ice spear, attack!" the cry was followed by a barrage of icicles flying towards Sador.
Gilded Rose saw where the iciciles were coming from, and remarked "Looks like we got some help here. Sailor Moon, finish this thing off!"
"With pleasure," Sailor Moon said. Throwing her tiara, she yelled "Moon tiara, attack!", and Sador deflected it. "What now?" she said.
"Let me finish this creep off," Gilded Rose said, as he transformed his staff into a laser sword. He rushed at Sador, and finished him off with a single swipe. He then put his hood over his head, and disappeared, only to reappear behind the other Soldiers. "Let's get out of here before the other students wake up," he said, as he prepared to teleport the other Soldiers out of the classroom and back to the parking lot.
"Don't forget me," Luna said, climbing onto Gilded Rose's shoulders, and they teleported back to the parking lot. "I think it's time we met the newest member of our team," she said, as Jake used his transformation rose to change the Soldiers back to their civilian forms.
"J-J-J-Jake?!?" Amy said, dumbfounded, when she saw who Gilded Rose was in his civilian identity.
"I was going to tell you eventually," he said, "but it looks like you're one of us now. Welcome to the team Amy."
"So this is Amy," Rae said. "I'm Rae Lincoln. Jake's best friend. He's told me a lot about you. Great to finally meet you."
"Jake's told me about you, too," Amy said. "it's nice to meet you."
"Oh hi," Serena said. "I'm Serena Campbell. Haven't I seen you around school?"
"I think so," Amy said. "I've only been there a couple of days. I'm pretty sure I've seen you somewhere. I don't think I've seen rae though."
"I go to St. Ignacius," Rae said. She then turned to Jake and said "You know, we all need a ride home, and it seems like you're the only one of us with a car, so. . . "
"Hop in," he said, pointong to his car. Tehy all get in, and he pulls out of the parking lot.
Epilog
Serena's house
"Serena," her mom called. "Can you please feed the cat?"
"Cat?" Serena asked, surprised. "When did we get a cat?"
"We just adopted it this afternoon," her mom said. "Her name's Luna. The catfood's in the pantry, and her bowl is next to the breakfast nook."
Serena went to the pantry and looked at the cans of catfood. "Let's see," she said. "If I were a cat, would I want the salmon, the turkey and liver, or chunky kitty stew?"
"I hope that last one isn't made out of kittys," Luna said.
"I still get weirded out by that," Serena said.
"Sorry," Luna said. "I forgot you're not used to talking cats. I think I'll have the salmon tonight."
Serena opened a can of salmon catfood, and poured it into Luna's bowl. "So how did you get my mom to adopt you?" Serena asked.
"The ability to speak is just one of my abilities," Luna said, cryptically. "Besides, I figured living with one of the Soldiers would be the perfect base of operations."
"Why me?" Serena asked.
"Amy's mother is allergic to cats," Luna said, "I'm not entirely fond of Rae's taste in music, and have you seen Jake's dog?"
Next time on American Senshi:
The Sailor Soldiers and Gilded Rose gain a new ally, and ask the immortal question:
Who is that Masked Man?
by Eugol Dlareg
EPISODE 2-MERCURY REBORN
I do not own any of the main characters in this story except for Gilded Rose. They are owned by someone in Japan. However, with the exception of Serena Campbell and Amy Anderson, I do own the Americanized names of the characters, as well as many of the supporting characters and villians. To make things easy, we'll just say that anything that has appeared in the manga or anime version of Sailor Moon is owned by someone in Japan, most likely Toei or Naoko Takeuchi.
Monday, 14 April 1986
Jake Slater and Amy Anderson were talking. "I went to Disneyland yesterday," Amy said, "And you're not going to believe who I saw there."
"Who?" Jake asked.
"Mike Peters," Amy answered. "You know, the lead singer from the Alarm?"
"I know who you're talking about," Jake said. "I have a copy of 68 Guns somewhere at home. That's cool that they were at Disneyland. I was thinking of going there, but one of my dad's friends had a couple of extra tickets for the ballgame, so I went there instead."
Meanwhile, at Noa's Arcade
Luna snuck in through an open back door. She climbed on an unattended Sailor V machine. The machine asked Luna for voice conformation. "I love tuna fish and fieldmouse pudding," Luna said.
"Voice confirmed," the machine said. "We have found the Sailor Soldier from the planet Mercury."
Later that afternoon
Jake pulls his car to a stop in front of Amy's house. "Thanks for gving me a ride home," she says, "I'll call you tonight after my class."
"What kind of class?" Jake asked.
"I have an advanced computer class at Brighton on Mondays," Amy said. "I've been going for about a year."
Meanwhile, in the Microdimension
"Sador, report," the disembodied voice. "Tell us of your plans to gather energy."
"I am posing as an computer teacher on Earth," Sador said. "I plan to turn the teenagers of that planet into slaves to gather energies for the Darkness, and when they have gathered enough energies, I will steal their energies."
"Very good," the voice said. "Stealing the energies of our slaves is a diabolical touch."
Meanwhile, back on Earth
Jake pulled into his driveway, and cut the engine in his car. He went into the house, and a half hour later, he went to get hisjacket out of his car, and noticed a computer disc on the passenger seat. The disc had a Brighton Academy label with the name Anderson, A. printed on it. "Looks like she dropped her computer disc," he said to himself.
Brighton Academy, 10 minutes later
Amy was looking through her notebook, looking for her disc. "I must have left it in Jake's car," she said to herself. "Oh well, I can just type my assignment right now."
Meanwhile, in the visitor's parking lot, Jake pulled into a space and cut the engine. He went to the front gate, where he was met by a security guard. "Please state your business here," the guard asked.
"One of your students left her computer disc in my car," Jake said, showing the disc to the guard.
"So she did," the guard said when he noticed the Brighton label on the disc. "I'll see that she gets it," the guard says.
Jake went back to his car, and finds Luna in the passenger seat. "What are you doing here?" he asked.
"Looking for you," Luna said. "I've found our next enemy. He's posing as a teacher at this school."
"Oh crap," Jake said. "My girlfriend's taking a class right now. We gotta get in there."
"How are we going to do that?" Luna asked. "There's a security guard out front."
"Leave that to me," Jake said, as he materialized a golden rose in his hand. Throwing it down, he said "Transform!" He was surrounded by smoke, and when it dissapated, he was Gilded Rose.
"Call the girls," Luna said. I have a feeling you're not going to be able to handle this new threat alone.
Gilded Rose twirled his staff in the air, and it shrunk down to a foot in length. He twisted one end, and it came off. He then spoke in the end. "It's me," he said. "I'm at Brighton Academy, and I'm going to need a little help here."
Serena's house
Serena heard Jake's call for help through her brooch. "I hear you, and I'm on my way," she said, as she opened the brooch and said "Pretty Moon princess, Make-up!"
Rae's house
Rae got a phone call from Serena. "Jake's at Brighton, and he needs our help," she said.
Rae got out her transformation pen. "Pretty Mars soldier, Make-up!" she said.
Back at Brighton
Gilded Rose, Sailor Moon, and Sailor Mars met in the parking lot. "We've still got a big problem," Luna said. "How are we going to get in there?"
"Leave that to me," Gilded Rose said. "Sailor Moon, grab Luna and everyone come close to me." When they were close to him, he took a golden rose and threw it to the ground, and it caused a small explosion. The next thing any of them knew, they were inside the school.
Meanwhile, Amy's class was starting. The teacher had them run their discs, which, unbeknownst to any of them, would hyptonize them into doing the bidding of the Darkness. All except for Amy, who had left her disc in Jake's car. When the class was in a hypnotic trance, the teacher revealed his true form, a zombie-like creature, Sador. The sight of Sador caused Amy to scream.
"I have a feeling," Jake said, pointing in the general direction of where the scream came from, "our enemy is somewhere that way. Worse yet, I think I recognize that scream. It sounds a little like my girlfriend."
Amy's scream alerted Sador to the fact that she was not under his control. "You are not under my control," he said, "therefore you must be destroyed."
Sador fired a blast of energy at Amy, which was blocked at the last second by Gilded Rose. "Get to safety!" he told Amy. "Let my friends and I handle tall, dark, and scary here."
"You don't have to tell me twice," Amy said, doing her best Jesse Owens imitation out of the room.
"That's her," Luna said when she saw Amy. "That's the Sailor Soldier of Mercury!" She went after Amy. She caught up with her in the next room. "The Sailor Soldiers and Gilded Rose need your help," Luna said.
"This afternoon is getting stranger by the minute," Amy said to herself. "First, my computer teacher turns into something out of Night of the Living Dead and tries to kill me, then I'm saved by some guy in black and a couple of fugitives from a Japanese comic book. Next thing you know, a TALKING cat tells me she needs my help. Can things POSSIBLY get any weirder?"
As to answer Amy's question, Luna jumped in the air, and did a flip, and materialized a wand topped with a sphere with the symbpl of the planet Mercury. "Take this," Luna said, "and say 'Pretty Mercury Soldier, Make-up!'."
"I'll try anything," Amy said, "Things couldn't get any weirder. Pretty Mercury Soldier, Make-up!" She found herself wearing a costume similar to Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars, but trimmed in blue, and blue boots.
Meanwhile, Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, and Gilded Rose are fighting Sador. Sador fires a bolt of energy at the trio, and Gilded Rose blocked it with his staff. "We need to put this guy away," he said.
"Why don't you use your Gold Rush attack?" Sailor Moon said.
"Not enough room," he said, shooting several bolts from his staff.
"We need something," Sailor Mars said. "Or someone."
"Mercury Ice spear, attack!" the cry was followed by a barrage of icicles flying towards Sador.
Gilded Rose saw where the iciciles were coming from, and remarked "Looks like we got some help here. Sailor Moon, finish this thing off!"
"With pleasure," Sailor Moon said. Throwing her tiara, she yelled "Moon tiara, attack!", and Sador deflected it. "What now?" she said.
"Let me finish this creep off," Gilded Rose said, as he transformed his staff into a laser sword. He rushed at Sador, and finished him off with a single swipe. He then put his hood over his head, and disappeared, only to reappear behind the other Soldiers. "Let's get out of here before the other students wake up," he said, as he prepared to teleport the other Soldiers out of the classroom and back to the parking lot.
"Don't forget me," Luna said, climbing onto Gilded Rose's shoulders, and they teleported back to the parking lot. "I think it's time we met the newest member of our team," she said, as Jake used his transformation rose to change the Soldiers back to their civilian forms.
"J-J-J-Jake?!?" Amy said, dumbfounded, when she saw who Gilded Rose was in his civilian identity.
"I was going to tell you eventually," he said, "but it looks like you're one of us now. Welcome to the team Amy."
"So this is Amy," Rae said. "I'm Rae Lincoln. Jake's best friend. He's told me a lot about you. Great to finally meet you."
"Jake's told me about you, too," Amy said. "it's nice to meet you."
"Oh hi," Serena said. "I'm Serena Campbell. Haven't I seen you around school?"
"I think so," Amy said. "I've only been there a couple of days. I'm pretty sure I've seen you somewhere. I don't think I've seen rae though."
"I go to St. Ignacius," Rae said. She then turned to Jake and said "You know, we all need a ride home, and it seems like you're the only one of us with a car, so. . . "
"Hop in," he said, pointong to his car. Tehy all get in, and he pulls out of the parking lot.
Epilog
Serena's house
"Serena," her mom called. "Can you please feed the cat?"
"Cat?" Serena asked, surprised. "When did we get a cat?"
"We just adopted it this afternoon," her mom said. "Her name's Luna. The catfood's in the pantry, and her bowl is next to the breakfast nook."
Serena went to the pantry and looked at the cans of catfood. "Let's see," she said. "If I were a cat, would I want the salmon, the turkey and liver, or chunky kitty stew?"
"I hope that last one isn't made out of kittys," Luna said.
"I still get weirded out by that," Serena said.
"Sorry," Luna said. "I forgot you're not used to talking cats. I think I'll have the salmon tonight."
Serena opened a can of salmon catfood, and poured it into Luna's bowl. "So how did you get my mom to adopt you?" Serena asked.
"The ability to speak is just one of my abilities," Luna said, cryptically. "Besides, I figured living with one of the Soldiers would be the perfect base of operations."
"Why me?" Serena asked.
"Amy's mother is allergic to cats," Luna said, "I'm not entirely fond of Rae's taste in music, and have you seen Jake's dog?"
Next time on American Senshi:
The Sailor Soldiers and Gilded Rose gain a new ally, and ask the immortal question:
Who is that Masked Man?
