Well we're now well into our interviews of the Tenchi cast and having interviewed the three main characters of the Tenchi series in the star, our lady of Red lovely eyes, oh yeah the *cough* pirate, and the lovable Sasami it's time to get to some of the less visible characters but no less beloved.
You can cease the Washu chant, we'll get to her in due time. Specifically when I've taken an advanced physics course and get some Jurai bodyguards.
Thus let's get to everyone's second favorite Galactic Police Officer Kiyone….
Ow will the Kiyone fans stop throwing stuff!
[Conjures Kiyone]
Kiyone: Hello.
[Kiyone pulls out a small computer]
Interviewer: Welcome to our interview Kiyone, it's an honor to have you here.
Kiyone: Out of curiousity yesterday did you interview an eight year old girl named Sasami?
Interviewer: Uh yes…
Kiyone: Was they're any physical contact or touching between you?
Interviewer: Well I hugged her.
[Kiyone grits her teeth]
Kiyone: UH-huh.
Interviewer: Listen what the hell is this about?
Kiyone: We're investigating molestation charges.
Interviewer: WHAT?
Kiyone: Was there any sexually orientated discussion between you?
[Interviewer looks around remembering the bizarre fanfic conversation]
Interviewer: Well th…READ THE TRANSCRIPT!
[Interviewer hands it over to her with a huff while Kiyone reads it carefully]
Kiyone: Uh huh well everything seems to be in order here. I'll tell Miss Ryoko that we don't have grounds. Just a routine follow up.
Interviewer: GRRRRRRRRR…
Kiyone: So are you going to interview me or what?
Interviewer: Uh sure. So are you and Mihoshi like together?
Kiyone: She's my partner.
Interviewer: Ah I've always suspected.
Kiyone: Wait, hold on, what are you implying?
Interviewer: Nothing that you haven't already confirmed.
Kiyone: Now wait just a damn minute here….
Interviewer: Next question, what did you do to get stuck with Blondie? Did you sleep with a superior officer and got caught, beat suspects, DUI with the starship or what?
[Kiyone turns several shades of red]
Kiyone: I AM A VERY GOOD DETECTIVE OF THE GPF! THE BEST!
Interviewer: Uh huh and how do you explain the fact Mihoshi's performance level drops every time you enter the immediate vicinity?
Kiyone: SHE'S THE BAD LUCK CHARM, NOT ME!
Interviewer: and how do you answer the fact Ryoko the infamous murderess and pirate remains still free and living in the lap of backwater planet luxury while you a galaxy police officer are frequently present with no sign of attempted apprehension. Is this just a sign of gross incompetence or are rumors of you and her…
[Kiyone whips out her pistol and points it at the Interviewer's head]
Kiyone: No one mourns a child molester.
Interviewer: Okay how do you explain your meteoric rise to first class detective for the Galaxy Police at such a young age?
[Kiyone doesn't move her stare from the Interviewer or blink as she puts her gun away]
Kiyone: Dedication and unwillingness to compromise.
Interviewer: I've noticed.
Kiyone: Keep noticing.
Interviewer: It's been commented that of all the Tenchi characters you seem to be the only one aside from the men who is apparently fully human.
Kiyone: This is correct and I'm a damn good looking one as well.
Interviewer: I won't argue that point in the slightest however it's been also noticed that this makes seemingly precocious little sense unless your from Earth.
Kiyone: I'll let that one slide if you don't refer to it again in the slightest.
[Kiyone's tone carries the subtle motioning to her pistol]
Interviewer: So what about your fans who say your perfect for Tenchi.
Kiyone: Well I definitely think as a good role model for young women blessed with skill with weapons yet not sacrificing my femininity…
Interviewer: Errr
Kiyone: I should definitely be on the show more and preferably in my own show which I hope I'll be able to take over with the new galaxy police series once I drive off their token male character.
Interviewer: That's not what I asked.
Kiyone: What passes behind closed doors between me and the Prince is my business, you got that child molester?
Interviewer: I'm not a child molester! I'm an Ayeka fan!
Kiyone: Same difference!
[Kiyone is hit from offstage by the once hidden Ayeka fans]
Kiyone: Owwww! I thought you guys were a myth!
Interviewer: That should teach you to listen to fanfic as an indicator of a character's popularity, now Kiyone your first appearance wasn't in Tenchi proper but a series of Sasami…
Kiyone: A reason I'm very protective of her..shhhh I'm not advertising that.
Interviewer: Do you have any idea why you were thus brought into Tenchi proper?
Kiyone: Just like the galaxy police thought, they thought Mihoshi needed someone to balance the blonde nature and a beautiful brunette with talent up the wazoo ain't half bad.
Interview: Okay then what DO you really think of Mihoshi?
Kiyone: I take my job seriously…and the problem is Mihoshi takes it seriously as well but she's…err easily distracted. Absolute heart of gold and I think she's a friend to the end but….
Interviewer: Easily distracted. Would you like another partner?
Kiyone: *grumble* Probably not. As much as I hate it sometimes I'm glad to say that I've been able to do the good I have been with her only because of her. I just wish we were in a region that had more traffic. Are they're any crimes you'd like to confess to make this trip worthwhile?
Interviewer: I'll try and think of some.
Kiyone: Good. Just make sure you talk into the wire I'm wearing.
Interviewer: Your wearing a wire?
Kiyone: Yes wanna guess where?
[Interviewer blushes and backs away]
Interviewer: Err…ummm….What is the source of this driving ambition of yours?
Kiyone: I'm stuck with Mihoshi, don't you think that gets around the office?
Interviewer: I suppose.
Kiyone: Not to complain about sexism in the galaxy police but I think I'm being held down too.
Interviewer: You've mentioned you want a higher traffic area. Has it occurred to you with Tokimi, Kagato, and numerous other evil gods, goddesses, pirates, and scientists that you have a actually prestigious assignment?
Kiyone: Hmmm I never thought of it that way.
Interviewer: Now seriously why not arrest Ryoko?
Kiyone: Whole saved life thing and it would hurt Mihoshi.
Interviewer: Hurting Mihoshi is more important than the lives…
Kiyone: YOU TRY AND REFUSE HER WHEN THE WATERWORKS GET TURNED ON!
[Interview nods and puts away his questions]
Interviewer: Favorite movie?
Kiyone: Intergalatic Space Jockeys and Miss Congeniality.
Inteviewer: Okay that's all folks, next Mihoshi!
[Interviewer sends Kiyone away]
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You can cease the Washu chant, we'll get to her in due time. Specifically when I've taken an advanced physics course and get some Jurai bodyguards.
Thus let's get to everyone's second favorite Galactic Police Officer Kiyone….
Ow will the Kiyone fans stop throwing stuff!
[Conjures Kiyone]
Kiyone: Hello.
[Kiyone pulls out a small computer]
Interviewer: Welcome to our interview Kiyone, it's an honor to have you here.
Kiyone: Out of curiousity yesterday did you interview an eight year old girl named Sasami?
Interviewer: Uh yes…
Kiyone: Was they're any physical contact or touching between you?
Interviewer: Well I hugged her.
[Kiyone grits her teeth]
Kiyone: UH-huh.
Interviewer: Listen what the hell is this about?
Kiyone: We're investigating molestation charges.
Interviewer: WHAT?
Kiyone: Was there any sexually orientated discussion between you?
[Interviewer looks around remembering the bizarre fanfic conversation]
Interviewer: Well th…READ THE TRANSCRIPT!
[Interviewer hands it over to her with a huff while Kiyone reads it carefully]
Kiyone: Uh huh well everything seems to be in order here. I'll tell Miss Ryoko that we don't have grounds. Just a routine follow up.
Interviewer: GRRRRRRRRR…
Kiyone: So are you going to interview me or what?
Interviewer: Uh sure. So are you and Mihoshi like together?
Kiyone: She's my partner.
Interviewer: Ah I've always suspected.
Kiyone: Wait, hold on, what are you implying?
Interviewer: Nothing that you haven't already confirmed.
Kiyone: Now wait just a damn minute here….
Interviewer: Next question, what did you do to get stuck with Blondie? Did you sleep with a superior officer and got caught, beat suspects, DUI with the starship or what?
[Kiyone turns several shades of red]
Kiyone: I AM A VERY GOOD DETECTIVE OF THE GPF! THE BEST!
Interviewer: Uh huh and how do you explain the fact Mihoshi's performance level drops every time you enter the immediate vicinity?
Kiyone: SHE'S THE BAD LUCK CHARM, NOT ME!
Interviewer: and how do you answer the fact Ryoko the infamous murderess and pirate remains still free and living in the lap of backwater planet luxury while you a galaxy police officer are frequently present with no sign of attempted apprehension. Is this just a sign of gross incompetence or are rumors of you and her…
[Kiyone whips out her pistol and points it at the Interviewer's head]
Kiyone: No one mourns a child molester.
Interviewer: Okay how do you explain your meteoric rise to first class detective for the Galaxy Police at such a young age?
[Kiyone doesn't move her stare from the Interviewer or blink as she puts her gun away]
Kiyone: Dedication and unwillingness to compromise.
Interviewer: I've noticed.
Kiyone: Keep noticing.
Interviewer: It's been commented that of all the Tenchi characters you seem to be the only one aside from the men who is apparently fully human.
Kiyone: This is correct and I'm a damn good looking one as well.
Interviewer: I won't argue that point in the slightest however it's been also noticed that this makes seemingly precocious little sense unless your from Earth.
Kiyone: I'll let that one slide if you don't refer to it again in the slightest.
[Kiyone's tone carries the subtle motioning to her pistol]
Interviewer: So what about your fans who say your perfect for Tenchi.
Kiyone: Well I definitely think as a good role model for young women blessed with skill with weapons yet not sacrificing my femininity…
Interviewer: Errr
Kiyone: I should definitely be on the show more and preferably in my own show which I hope I'll be able to take over with the new galaxy police series once I drive off their token male character.
Interviewer: That's not what I asked.
Kiyone: What passes behind closed doors between me and the Prince is my business, you got that child molester?
Interviewer: I'm not a child molester! I'm an Ayeka fan!
Kiyone: Same difference!
[Kiyone is hit from offstage by the once hidden Ayeka fans]
Kiyone: Owwww! I thought you guys were a myth!
Interviewer: That should teach you to listen to fanfic as an indicator of a character's popularity, now Kiyone your first appearance wasn't in Tenchi proper but a series of Sasami…
Kiyone: A reason I'm very protective of her..shhhh I'm not advertising that.
Interviewer: Do you have any idea why you were thus brought into Tenchi proper?
Kiyone: Just like the galaxy police thought, they thought Mihoshi needed someone to balance the blonde nature and a beautiful brunette with talent up the wazoo ain't half bad.
Interview: Okay then what DO you really think of Mihoshi?
Kiyone: I take my job seriously…and the problem is Mihoshi takes it seriously as well but she's…err easily distracted. Absolute heart of gold and I think she's a friend to the end but….
Interviewer: Easily distracted. Would you like another partner?
Kiyone: *grumble* Probably not. As much as I hate it sometimes I'm glad to say that I've been able to do the good I have been with her only because of her. I just wish we were in a region that had more traffic. Are they're any crimes you'd like to confess to make this trip worthwhile?
Interviewer: I'll try and think of some.
Kiyone: Good. Just make sure you talk into the wire I'm wearing.
Interviewer: Your wearing a wire?
Kiyone: Yes wanna guess where?
[Interviewer blushes and backs away]
Interviewer: Err…ummm….What is the source of this driving ambition of yours?
Kiyone: I'm stuck with Mihoshi, don't you think that gets around the office?
Interviewer: I suppose.
Kiyone: Not to complain about sexism in the galaxy police but I think I'm being held down too.
Interviewer: You've mentioned you want a higher traffic area. Has it occurred to you with Tokimi, Kagato, and numerous other evil gods, goddesses, pirates, and scientists that you have a actually prestigious assignment?
Kiyone: Hmmm I never thought of it that way.
Interviewer: Now seriously why not arrest Ryoko?
Kiyone: Whole saved life thing and it would hurt Mihoshi.
Interviewer: Hurting Mihoshi is more important than the lives…
Kiyone: YOU TRY AND REFUSE HER WHEN THE WATERWORKS GET TURNED ON!
[Interview nods and puts away his questions]
Interviewer: Favorite movie?
Kiyone: Intergalatic Space Jockeys and Miss Congeniality.
Inteviewer: Okay that's all folks, next Mihoshi!
[Interviewer sends Kiyone away]
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