Ah there's nothing like an interview to brighten one's day and today's special guest star is the brightest star in all of Tenchi Muyo!
No not Ryoko! We already did her!
I mean Mihoshi!
[Conjures the Blonde haired one]
Mihoshi: Oooooo wow. That was neat! How did you do that?
Interviewer: I'm a fanfic author.
Mihoshi: Wow! That's neat! Could you make Tenchi fall in love with me and me like Queen of the universe then?
Interviewer: Well I suppose I could…
[Mihoshi closes her eyes and waits]
Interviewer: Um let's finish the interview first?
Mihoshi: What interview?
Interviewer: the one we're having.
Mihoshi: I'm being interviewed? Great!
[Interviewer bites his tongue knowing this is going to be like cheerleader practice with his niece]
Interviewer: So Mihoshi you're a member of the galaxy police force.
[Mihoshi salutes]
Mihoshi: First Class detective Mihoshi reporting for duty!
Interviewer: Yes well some have questioned your rank in it on occasion.
[Mihoshi blinks then pulls out her badge]
Mihoshi: Well that's odd it says it right here.
[Interviewer shakes his head]
Interviewer: Let's try a different track. They're curious how you got that rank.
Mihoshi: By being the best darn detective in the galaxy!
Interviewer: Kiyone actually claimed that in the previous interview.
Mihoshi: *giggle* *snort* Oh she did, did she?
Interviewer: Yes she did.
Mihoshi: Well good for her!
[Interviewer checks his clipboard wondering why nothing offensive has happened yet]
Interviewer: Actually some have wondered if your grandfather being the commissioner of the Galaxy Police Department has anything to do with your high rank.
Mihoshi: Oh absolutely! He's been a real inspiration in everything and I'm very glad to have him as a role model to succeed in capturing the not very nice at all like Kagato.
Interviewer: Again not exactly…let's move on. How do you justify the fact Pirate Ryoko is still free?
Mihoshi: Well I don't know much about it but I think Tenchi let her loose, you really should have asked them in their interview.
Interviewer: No I mean why didn't you arrest her?
Mihoshi: Oh because her warrant ran out and she's such a sweet gal, it just wouldn't seem right. Especially when she helped me capture Kagato and rescue Tenchi.
Interviewer: Well I…actually Tenchi killed Kagato.
Mihoshi: Hahah silly no he didn't.
[Interviewer stares at Mihoshi]
Interviewer: Righhht.
Mihoshi: I hope they reform him. He did a lot of bad things.
[Interviewer privately wonders what Mihoshi's reports on incidents in the series would look like]
Interviewer: Yes I understand he did.
Mihoshi: That's why they should reform him.
[Interviewer gets very irritated before watching Mihoshi curl up on his couch in a sunbeam]
Interviewer: Mihoshi what are you doing?
Mihoshi: Mmmm sunlight.
[Interviewer watches her then gets himself an iced tea and waits twenty minutes while she snores quietly and purrs]
Interviewer: *quietly* yyymmcaaa…it's fun to stay at the yyyymmmmcaaaaa.
[Mihoshi sits up and yawns]
Interviewer: Glad to see you're awake.
Mihoshi: Is the interview over yet?
Interviewer: No.
Mihoshi: Oh.
[Mihoshi looks disappointed]
Interviewer: Don't worry we'll get to making you queen of the universe sometime.
[Mihoshi brightens instantly which is rather like staring at a supernova]
Interviewer: Uhhhh ummm well let's get into the race issue.
Mihoshi: I'm all for all races living in peace and harmony even the ugly, stinky, and evil ones.
[Interviewer bursts out laughing and tosses his clipboard away]
Mihoshi: It's no laughing matter though I must admit I feel the ugly, stinky, and evil ones should be taught the merits of cosmetics, good hygiene, and ummm goodness.
[Interviewer continues laughing]
Interviewer: No I meant your not human.
Mihoshi: Oh no that came out! Oh dear I wonder if I have to immigrate now officially. I have job skills! Really!
Interviewer: Uh…huh?
Mihoshi: I can type eight words per minute!
[Interviewer shakes his head]
Interviewer: No it's though….actually some have speculated that you may actually be a descendant of Washu through the commissioner thus making her your great grandmother.
Mihoshi: SHE IS? WOW! Small universe!
[Interviewer quietly gets up and leaves the room before screaming and coming back]
Mihoshi: Mihoshi…what are you doing?
[Interviewer watches Mihoshi pointing her gun at his kitchen]
Mihoshi: Target practice.
[Interviewer ducks as laser bolts start flying through his house and Mihoshi finishes after about forty shots]
Mihoshi: I just remembered I hadn't done it this morning.
[Mihoshi blows her gun as the Interviewer gets up from behind his couch holding his left arm]
Interviewer: Right….well let's finish up this interview before I head to the burn ward of my local hospital.
Mihoshi: I have a medi-kit…
[She starts getting out a scalpel with a laser out of her cube]
Interviewer: NO! I mean, no thank you.
Mihoshi: Suit yourself.
Interviewer: Yeah. Theres been some speculation also you may be a goddess like Washu or Tsusami.
Mishohi: I am?
Interviewer: Yes….yes you are.
Mihoshi: Excellent!
Interviewer: Okay to wrap this interview up we'd like your opinions on everyone in the Masaki household?
Mihoshi: Even the weird old pervert who hangs around the women's baths?
Interviewer: Yes even Tenchi's dad.
Mihoshi: Oh no I mean this guy in a trench coat whose been creeping around the place for the past few weeks, I'm ready to call the local police.
Interviewer: *blinks* you should do that.
Mihoshi: I don't like him to answer your question.
Interviewer: I did…what's your opinion of Tenchi Masaki?
Mihoshi: He's a hero and deeply in love with me. I'm glad we're getting married and hope we have beautiful children with my looks and his heart.
Interviewer: Right.
Mihoshi: Unless they're boys in which that would be kind of weird.
Interviewer: I can't believe the interview with Ryoko was less crazy…so what's your opinion of Tenchi's family?
Mihoshi: Does this include Juraians like Sasami and Ayeka? If so how much ancestral detail do you want to include? Aside from his great grandfather, step great grandmother, and great grandmother I don't know many.
Interviewer: Let's focus on Yosho and Noboyuki for now.
Mihoshi: Nice guys!
Interviewer: I thought that would be what you'd say. What do you think of your Partner Kiyone?
Mihoshi: She's like a cute little puppy dog, a rottweiler except I understand she's more attractive…me being a girl and all I can't comment on her appearance.
Interviewer: Never st….never mind. Ryoko.
Mihoshi: I'm so glad the galaxy president pardoned her and she was made an honorary princess of Jurai.
Interview: When did…
[he remembers it's Mihoshi]
Interviewer: Err so am I! Sasami and Ayeka?
Mihoshi: It's so sad Sasami is going to be possessed by that awful goddess. I'll just have to rescue her!
[Interviewer blinks wondering why the fates would make her the only willing to do something]
Mihoshi: Ayeka's fun too. I'm glad she found a long lost cousin of Tenchi's to marry.
Interviewer: HE DOESN'T HAVE AN..
[Interviewer remembers he lied to Ayeka]
Interviewer: Oh yeah him. Great guy.
[Mihoshi nods vigorously]
Interviewer: Finally Washu.
Mihoshi: I should get her something for mother's day!
[Interviewer sends her away with a wave of his hand and waves it several more times for good measure]
Interviewer: Next...WASHU!
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No not Ryoko! We already did her!
I mean Mihoshi!
[Conjures the Blonde haired one]
Mihoshi: Oooooo wow. That was neat! How did you do that?
Interviewer: I'm a fanfic author.
Mihoshi: Wow! That's neat! Could you make Tenchi fall in love with me and me like Queen of the universe then?
Interviewer: Well I suppose I could…
[Mihoshi closes her eyes and waits]
Interviewer: Um let's finish the interview first?
Mihoshi: What interview?
Interviewer: the one we're having.
Mihoshi: I'm being interviewed? Great!
[Interviewer bites his tongue knowing this is going to be like cheerleader practice with his niece]
Interviewer: So Mihoshi you're a member of the galaxy police force.
[Mihoshi salutes]
Mihoshi: First Class detective Mihoshi reporting for duty!
Interviewer: Yes well some have questioned your rank in it on occasion.
[Mihoshi blinks then pulls out her badge]
Mihoshi: Well that's odd it says it right here.
[Interviewer shakes his head]
Interviewer: Let's try a different track. They're curious how you got that rank.
Mihoshi: By being the best darn detective in the galaxy!
Interviewer: Kiyone actually claimed that in the previous interview.
Mihoshi: *giggle* *snort* Oh she did, did she?
Interviewer: Yes she did.
Mihoshi: Well good for her!
[Interviewer checks his clipboard wondering why nothing offensive has happened yet]
Interviewer: Actually some have wondered if your grandfather being the commissioner of the Galaxy Police Department has anything to do with your high rank.
Mihoshi: Oh absolutely! He's been a real inspiration in everything and I'm very glad to have him as a role model to succeed in capturing the not very nice at all like Kagato.
Interviewer: Again not exactly…let's move on. How do you justify the fact Pirate Ryoko is still free?
Mihoshi: Well I don't know much about it but I think Tenchi let her loose, you really should have asked them in their interview.
Interviewer: No I mean why didn't you arrest her?
Mihoshi: Oh because her warrant ran out and she's such a sweet gal, it just wouldn't seem right. Especially when she helped me capture Kagato and rescue Tenchi.
Interviewer: Well I…actually Tenchi killed Kagato.
Mihoshi: Hahah silly no he didn't.
[Interviewer stares at Mihoshi]
Interviewer: Righhht.
Mihoshi: I hope they reform him. He did a lot of bad things.
[Interviewer privately wonders what Mihoshi's reports on incidents in the series would look like]
Interviewer: Yes I understand he did.
Mihoshi: That's why they should reform him.
[Interviewer gets very irritated before watching Mihoshi curl up on his couch in a sunbeam]
Interviewer: Mihoshi what are you doing?
Mihoshi: Mmmm sunlight.
[Interviewer watches her then gets himself an iced tea and waits twenty minutes while she snores quietly and purrs]
Interviewer: *quietly* yyymmcaaa…it's fun to stay at the yyyymmmmcaaaaa.
[Mihoshi sits up and yawns]
Interviewer: Glad to see you're awake.
Mihoshi: Is the interview over yet?
Interviewer: No.
Mihoshi: Oh.
[Mihoshi looks disappointed]
Interviewer: Don't worry we'll get to making you queen of the universe sometime.
[Mihoshi brightens instantly which is rather like staring at a supernova]
Interviewer: Uhhhh ummm well let's get into the race issue.
Mihoshi: I'm all for all races living in peace and harmony even the ugly, stinky, and evil ones.
[Interviewer bursts out laughing and tosses his clipboard away]
Mihoshi: It's no laughing matter though I must admit I feel the ugly, stinky, and evil ones should be taught the merits of cosmetics, good hygiene, and ummm goodness.
[Interviewer continues laughing]
Interviewer: No I meant your not human.
Mihoshi: Oh no that came out! Oh dear I wonder if I have to immigrate now officially. I have job skills! Really!
Interviewer: Uh…huh?
Mihoshi: I can type eight words per minute!
[Interviewer shakes his head]
Interviewer: No it's though….actually some have speculated that you may actually be a descendant of Washu through the commissioner thus making her your great grandmother.
Mihoshi: SHE IS? WOW! Small universe!
[Interviewer quietly gets up and leaves the room before screaming and coming back]
Mihoshi: Mihoshi…what are you doing?
[Interviewer watches Mihoshi pointing her gun at his kitchen]
Mihoshi: Target practice.
[Interviewer ducks as laser bolts start flying through his house and Mihoshi finishes after about forty shots]
Mihoshi: I just remembered I hadn't done it this morning.
[Mihoshi blows her gun as the Interviewer gets up from behind his couch holding his left arm]
Interviewer: Right….well let's finish up this interview before I head to the burn ward of my local hospital.
Mihoshi: I have a medi-kit…
[She starts getting out a scalpel with a laser out of her cube]
Interviewer: NO! I mean, no thank you.
Mihoshi: Suit yourself.
Interviewer: Yeah. Theres been some speculation also you may be a goddess like Washu or Tsusami.
Mishohi: I am?
Interviewer: Yes….yes you are.
Mihoshi: Excellent!
Interviewer: Okay to wrap this interview up we'd like your opinions on everyone in the Masaki household?
Mihoshi: Even the weird old pervert who hangs around the women's baths?
Interviewer: Yes even Tenchi's dad.
Mihoshi: Oh no I mean this guy in a trench coat whose been creeping around the place for the past few weeks, I'm ready to call the local police.
Interviewer: *blinks* you should do that.
Mihoshi: I don't like him to answer your question.
Interviewer: I did…what's your opinion of Tenchi Masaki?
Mihoshi: He's a hero and deeply in love with me. I'm glad we're getting married and hope we have beautiful children with my looks and his heart.
Interviewer: Right.
Mihoshi: Unless they're boys in which that would be kind of weird.
Interviewer: I can't believe the interview with Ryoko was less crazy…so what's your opinion of Tenchi's family?
Mihoshi: Does this include Juraians like Sasami and Ayeka? If so how much ancestral detail do you want to include? Aside from his great grandfather, step great grandmother, and great grandmother I don't know many.
Interviewer: Let's focus on Yosho and Noboyuki for now.
Mihoshi: Nice guys!
Interviewer: I thought that would be what you'd say. What do you think of your Partner Kiyone?
Mihoshi: She's like a cute little puppy dog, a rottweiler except I understand she's more attractive…me being a girl and all I can't comment on her appearance.
Interviewer: Never st….never mind. Ryoko.
Mihoshi: I'm so glad the galaxy president pardoned her and she was made an honorary princess of Jurai.
Interview: When did…
[he remembers it's Mihoshi]
Interviewer: Err so am I! Sasami and Ayeka?
Mihoshi: It's so sad Sasami is going to be possessed by that awful goddess. I'll just have to rescue her!
[Interviewer blinks wondering why the fates would make her the only willing to do something]
Mihoshi: Ayeka's fun too. I'm glad she found a long lost cousin of Tenchi's to marry.
Interviewer: HE DOESN'T HAVE AN..
[Interviewer remembers he lied to Ayeka]
Interviewer: Oh yeah him. Great guy.
[Mihoshi nods vigorously]
Interviewer: Finally Washu.
Mihoshi: I should get her something for mother's day!
[Interviewer sends her away with a wave of his hand and waves it several more times for good measure]
Interviewer: Next...WASHU!
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