I got this idea after hearing about my friend being scared to death by being in the same room as a water bug... Heh, heh... I'm still laughing over that.
(Shinimegami has run out of designs for the bottom! She'll think one up, though!)

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Wufei's Big Fear

One day, Wufei was busy putting some books away in Shinimegami's library, when a big spider started crawling up Wufei's leg. Wufei didn't notice until it was on his arm. (You already know where this is going, don't you?) Wufei exploded.
"AHHHH! BUG! BUG! BUG! HEEEEELLLLPPPPP! GET IT OFF! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Screamed Wufei at the top of his lungs, Shinimegami rushed in, and laughed at the sight of Wufei screaming about a spider. (Hey, I don't like bugs either, but come on... I just brush them away.)
"You're afraid of BUGS?!?!" screamed Shinimegami, dying with laughter.
"SO WHAT?!?! YOU'RE THE GODDESS OF DEATH!!! KILL IT!!!!!" shouted Wufei. Shinimegami quickly brushed the spider onto some newspaper and dumped it out the window.
"WHAT?! NOW IT'LL COME BACK!!!! SOME GODDESS OF DEATH YOU ARE!!" exclaimed Wufei, still shouting.
"Calm down, it was only a spider. Besides, I value all life, even though I'm Shinimegami. And anyway, the spider must KNOW now not to come back, as to not make the justice-loving-weak-hating-sexist baka shout again." Said Shinimegami, sarcastically. (Boy, I'm having fun with this!) Wufei looked outside the door, frantically searching for anyone, seeming to ignore the comment.
"Are you the only one in the house?" asked Wufei, worried.
"Yes, Duo went to the mall (to complain about the evil security guards.), Heero went somewhere, (I'm thinking to Relena, but I'm just guessing.) Trowa went to see Catherine, and Quatre went to colony L4 yesterday. I'm the only one who knows your little embarrassing seeeeeeecreeeeet." Said Shinimegami, making the word 'secret' last as long as possible.
"Yes... well, -_-;... I am weak..." muttered Wufei, looking down. Shinimegami saw her chance. (Okay, even though it looks like it, I only put mild flirting in this one because I felt like it. I couldn't help myself! Honest!
Duo: -_-* And WHY THE HECK do you FLIRT with WUFFIE?!?! YOU'RE GOING AGAINST YOUR RULES!!!
Shinimegami: I'm going to double-cross him! I'll tell everyone later in the story!)
She lifted Wufei's chin with her fingers. She brushed her lips against (Duo: WHAT THE HECK?!?! WHY DON'T YOU JUST TURN MY SHRINE INTO A WUFEI SHRINE!!!!!????) his cheek, and whispered into the stunned Wufei's ear.
"I wont tell, I promise." Shinimegami murmured, then she quietly got up and left the room. Leaving a flustered Wufei sitting in the library, all alone.


END OF CHAPTER ONE.



Shinimegami: Hi. ^_^;. It seems that I'm only good at writing really, really short fanfics, but I write a lot!

Duo: I still don't get why you had to kiss him.

Shinimegami: I didn't! (Shinimegami keeps on pressing the SHIFT button for no reason.) You call that a kiss? It was more like an accidental stroke!

Duo: accidental my @$$.

Shinimegami: and why the heck are YOU so upset?! I thought you didn't like me!

Duo: I don't. But I also don't like a person practically sharing the same name as me liking Wufei!

Shinimegami: We don't have the same name!

Duo: It's a two letter difference. SHINIGAMI= God of Death, SHINIMEGAMI= Goddess of Death.

Shinimegami: ^_^;... At least you can tease, and tease, and tease, and tease (please repeat 'and tease,' a hundred times for me so I don't have to) Wufei about him being afraid of bugs.

Duo: At least there's some consolation.

Shinimegami: :p (Her mouse just fell over.) CRAP! Wait, got it. In the next chapter, Duo mysteriously (Ha-ha.) finds out about Wufei's phobia. Prepare for Duo-bashing. I even wrote a poem for the next chapter. (to the song of Barney was a dinosaur...)

Duo was a big death boy
Who cause all sorts of clamor,
So late one night Wufei woke up
And bashed him with a ham-mer!

Duo: HEY!!!!

Shinimegami: HA! Bye everyone! I'll finish the song later!